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Ouzo!!? Ugh! 
yummy mummy thread....
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I like a man who takes advice .....but the edit button doesn't fool us!
Umm it's almost morning..the very early part! I'm trying to sleep but there is a continuous nasal rattling in my ears....I believe it's called snoring? I prefer to call it grounds for separation!
Just roll me over...I stop then...
Ouzo!!? Ugh!
I had a...bad...experience with ouzo once. I can eat licorish again, but...um...yeah let's stay away from the Ouzo...
Good Morning Yummy Mummys
CooooEeee I'm back
2 weeks in Greece for those who are remotely interested
Hello new ppl
Welcome back! The way their economy's going, you could have bought part of the country for a song.
Umm it's almost morning..the very early part! I'm trying to sleep but there is a continuous nasal rattling in my ears....I believe it's called snoring? I prefer to call it grounds for separation!
*shakes head* You are soooo high maintenance!
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The ouzo is still in the fridge ... untouched ...... strange that
How are we all??
How are we all??
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The ouzo is still in the fridge ... untouched ...... strange that
How are we all??
Well, still trying to get into some sort of "back-to-school" routine here, but it's so different having teenagers who don't want me to get up with them in the morning. I get to sleep in now, and it's messing with my internal clock!
Do you have to have an excuse to open the ouzo? Doesn't "Friday" count as a reason???
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The Ouzo was already open - small bottle and drank most of it at airport waiting for flight lol (just to settle our stomachs you understand)
Great win last weekend thanks - off to Gods Wee Sod this weekend for 25 year college reunion so no ouzo but I suspect several Bushmills
Great win last weekend thanks - off to Gods Wee Sod this weekend for 25 year college reunion so no ouzo but I suspect several Bushmills
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Nice one, wish I was going with you
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The Ouzo was already open - small bottle and drank most of it at airport waiting for flight lol (just to settle our stomachs you understand)
Great win last weekend thanks - off to Gods Wee Sod this weekend for 25 year college reunion so no ouzo but I suspect several Bushmills
Have fun, and drink one on behalf of me, too!
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Cue the old "where's the soap" "wears the soap" gag??
Actually I have no idea what you're talking about there.
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Mmmmmm... Pleasing a woman, especially while pleasuring her is what makes my life worthwhile. It's sad that I can't find any want ads for sex slaves in the local newspapers.
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Nice one, wish I was going with you
Have fun, and drink one on behalf of me, too!
Strangely didn't get to have a Bushmills after all - but got some malt at airport instead
It was a great weekend but all a memory already
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2 nuns in the shower - one says "where's the soap" - the other says "yes it does, doesn't it"
you must have heard that one
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2 nuns in the shower - one says "where's the soap" - the other says "yes it does, doesn't it"
you must have heard that one
Obviously not
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Obviously not
but of course you would have done as it seemed to be a Norn Irn standard
By the way - did you see the story about the DUP farmer chucking Rihanna out of his field
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but of course you would have done as it seemed to be a Norn Irn standard
By the way - did you see the story about the DUP farmer chucking Rihanna out of his field
Aye totally class!
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Aye totally class!
could only happen at home - plus he'd never heard of her and told her to find God ..... she'll not forget Ulster in a hurry!!
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2 nuns in the shower - one says "where's the soap" - the other says "yes it does, doesn't it"
you must have heard that one
Obviously not
Neither have I. And I don't get it.
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2 nuns in the shower - one says "where's the soap" - the other says "yes it does, doesn't it"
you must have heard that one
New one on me. At first I thought that you were referring to a longish story that a kooky psychology major I knew in college used to tell to test people's sense of humor. Something about a lion sharing the tub with some other animals.
I just miss getting lathered up (pun fully intended) with the sweet little Italian who I should have married and who is the yummy mummy these days of at least three very lucky grown children. The only person as maternal as her who I've known is the cousin who is also my best friend.
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but of course you would have done as it seemed to be a Norn Irn standard
By the way - did you see the story about the DUP farmer chucking Rihanna out of his field
My family connections are in both North and South, but I haven't been to N.I. yet. Hope to go someday, somehow. Lately I don't have a chance to spend nearly enough time around Irish folks (except for the occasional visit with my best friend and cousin), and the absence of such associations must be having a bad effect on my sense of humor. Can you bottle some of that laughter and send it over to Philadelphia for me?
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Neither have I. And I don't get it.
Oh Christ! I get it!!! I meant obviously some others dont....subtle is wasted on you huh?
Ok....two nuns...sexually frustrated....in shower together..... where's the soap? as in a bar of soap?....using the soap for relieving sexual err tension...??
Get it!??
I can't believe I had to explain that joke
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WARNING: BLANTENT SELF PROMOTION AHEAD...
OK, I'm just going to say it. I just posted a new story.
It's either really good, or not...depending on your view.
Please read it...
(Irish...it's set in Ireland, that's the main reason I posted here).
Also.
HI to the Yummy Mummys here.
And all those of us who like them.
OK, I'm just going to say it. I just posted a new story.
It's either really good, or not...depending on your view.
Please read it...
(Irish...it's set in Ireland, that's the main reason I posted here).
Also.
HI to the Yummy Mummys here.
And all those of us who like them.
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Oh Christ! I get it!!! I meant obviously some others dont....subtle is wasted on you huh?
Ok....two nuns...sexually frustrated....in shower together..... where's the soap? as in a bar of soap?....using the soap for relieving sexual err tension...??
Get it!??
I can't believe I had to explain that joke
Loses something in the translation, doesn't it?!
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