🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[Shootfromthenib]

I only accept full salutes. Half salutes will be given blue pills & a juice box

You are always worthy of full salute for as long as you want.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I only accept full salutes. Half salutes will be given blue pills & a juice box

As a veteran… I support this

 

[MindYaBitness]

I heard that all the guys need to submit some more dicks. Something about, not staring at enough of them already…

That's a cruel tease!

I really hope expect your dick in my DMs immediately, sir, or I'm stealing your Mystery Machine!

 

[Artfan2]

I only accept full salutes. Half salutes will be given blue pills & a juice box

Data at its peak, so to speak

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Data at its peak, so to speak

Applying the Bonferroni correction.

 

[Artfan2]

Applying the Bonferroni correction.

I suppose a strict teacher with a hard ruler might want to apply corrections to unruly contestants to keep everything in line.

 

[Shootfromthenib]

I suppose a strict teacher with a hard ruler might want to apply corrections to unruly contestants to keep everything in line.

That's what I'm hoping!

 

[Saltfountain]

That's a cruel tease!

I really hope expect your dick in my DMs immediately, sir, or I'm stealing your Mystery Machine!

I've read her bio.

It's a trap. Don't do it...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've read her bio.

It's a trap. Don't do it...

Quit being a narc!

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Quit being a narc!

It's old Mr Bitness , the owner of Dick World theme park.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s that kind of Wankery that will win you other awards. WOTW!

You say this like its a bad thing! The WotW is a dignified award, only bestowed upon those who have achieved the highest level of Wankmanship, premature or not!

 

[draconus_infernus]

I don’t really take any dick picks. This is the only one I have on hand, and that’s because a partner of mine wanted to see the- ahem - device that went along with this one.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

cozy

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Grant55]

Just curious...you don't have a judge named Lorena, do you?

 

[Wriggle]

When he sends another dick pic.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don’t really take any dick picks. This is the only one I have on hand, and that’s because a partner of mine wanted to see the- ahem - device that went along with this one.

cozy

Great posts guys! Definite, if I had to guess, contenders for the top tiers!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't know how much more of this I can take

 

[Grant55]

You say this like its a bad thing! The WotW is a dignified award, only bestowed up those who have achieved the highest level of Wankmanship, premature or not!

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't think it has to be Hallowe'en for that to be true...

 

[Grant55]

Nice costume...

 

[Saltfountain]

Nice costume...

@MindYaBitness naked is your worst nightmare

 

[Grant55]

@MindYaBitness naked is your worst nightmare

No. I was ignoring that comment and redirecting.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this thread still about dicks?