🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[crazychemgirl]

26 contestants thus far? *faints*

You have your “work” cut out for you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You have your “work” cut out for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*thoughts and prayers

 

[MandaPandaa]

You have your “work” cut out for you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You have your “work” cut out for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

I need an eye doctor. Dicks are permanently burnt into my vision!

 

[Artfan2]

I need an eye doctor. Dicks are permanently burnt into my vision!

It's probably best not to look at any particular dick for too long.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's probably best not to look at any particular dick for too long.

 

[BigBallsCanuck]

I need an eye doctor. Dicks are permanently burnt into my vision!

You'll have to give Dicktation to assistants! ; )

 

[HollyS]

Or, a lot of good tips?!?

 

[BigBallsCanuck]

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26 contestants thus far? *faints*

Abundance has its downside!! A bun dance, a bun dance, nothing but a bun dance!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are those tears of joy?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Are those tears of joy?

 

[ZfrkS62]

26 contestants thus far? *faints*

Oh no! It's the consequences of your own actions!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is absolute perfection <chef's kiss>

Should we start a petition to change the thread title to "No Ordinary Dick: A Regret Thread"

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

This is absolute perfection <chef's kiss>

Should we start a petition to change the thread title to No Ordinary Dick: A Regret Thread

I mean... I AM a judge...

I will never regret this decision

 

[Mr_bogey]

Aww... Is bogey butthurt about his banana trophy? You already know my opinion on that.

Well please allow me to retort....

You can share that with your fellow judges.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Well please allow me to retort....

You can share that with your fellow judges.

I don't like sharing.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I will never regret this decision

This is a mildly dangerous statement, but I like the conviction and drive

 

[MandaPandaa]

I mean... I AM a judge...

I will never regret this decision

I regretted it almost immediately after I agreed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I regretted it almost immediately after I agreed.

I only broke after carefully analyzing 26 dicks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well please allow me to retort....

You can share that with your fellow judges.

Like one middle finger could satisfy all of us

 

[ZfrkS62]

Like one middle finger could satisfy all of us

A finger doesn't have a refractory period... Just saying

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I only broke after carefully analyzing 26 dicks

...so far