🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[Btq97]

A selection of 19th century romance novels.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A selection of 19th century romance novels.

A new phone with a screen protector to use for some steamy Lit convos

 

[Btq97]

A new phone with a screen protector to use for some steamy Lit convos

An extra long charge cable so she can take part in long steamy lit convos

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

An extra long charge cable so she can take part in long steamy lit convos

That sounds nice for when my phone dies!!!! Can I get one too?

But Krumpus is going to give them European outlets if in America…vice versa if not in America.

 

[Biggalute]

For the person who has everything I normally give penicillin

 

[ABiGuy84]

One ordinary Pencil.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A big bottle of coyote urine to use to keep the critters away from the garden. Unfortunately, the bottle has a leak in it, so most of it has drained out onto your carpet.

 

[ABiGuy84]

I have carpet?

A Cat that will mark their territory all over your place.

 

[Photog1rl]

A McRib sandwich snd a Shamrock shake

 

[deft]

A McRib sandwich snd a Shamrock shake

Hopefully, whatever her heart desires ‘cos she’s brilliant

 

[VoraciousValue]

A McRib sandwich snd a Shamrock shake

Perfume, some bath bombs, and a special toy that Santa Krampus purchased for her at great expense. I'm not 100% sure how you operate the kickstand on it.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The bill for the pricy gifts to Photog1rl

 

[ABiGuy84]

The title deed to a landfill.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

The title deed to a landfill.

A birdhouse from the landfill

 

[__Nathan1968]

The title deed to a landfill.

Vacation property downwind from my landfill

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Vacation property downwind from my landfill

He is getting a 90’s clapper for his property

 

[ABiGuy84]

70's wall to wall Shag Carpet.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A mouse with a wooden leg.

 

[Btq97]

A three legged stool that wobbles

 

[Photog1rl]

Some sand from the Bahamas.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A cursed camera.

 

[Photog1rl]

Earplugs so Drew continues to be funny.

 

[Btq97]

A lens than never quite focuses

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A lens than never quite focuses

A nondescript black cube...

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Angry cats.