🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[BrendaD]

Some really sexy locking bondage gear…. But no keys.

 

[EricaLynch]

Some really sexy locking bondage gear…. But no keys.

The keys to the locking bondage gear

 

[BrendaD]

The keys to the locking bondage gear

Krampus is sending me the keys? Cool!

Krampus will send Erica a super sexy little black dress… that is just outright too small for her.

 

[EricaLynch]

Krampus is sending me the keys? Cool!

Krampus will send Erica a super sexy little black dress… that is just outright too small for her.

I'd probably still wear it....for the right person

Krampus will send you a pair of diamond studded handcuffs...locked without the keys.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'd probably still wear it....for the right person

Krampus will send you a pair of diamond studded handcuffs...locked without the keys.

A light up butt plug that has the most amazing blue tooth app and power BUT it announces each vibration change in Gilbert Godfrey's voice.

 

[BrendaD]

A remote control, stay in vibrator with an endless battery… and with several remotes triggered by kittens.

 

[Btq97]

Riding tack but not for the horse

 

[caitiff1969]

Riding tack but not for the horse

A fleshlight that lights up for 5 minutes when you cum.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A fleshlight that lights up for 5 minutes when you cum.

A fleshlight made out of flesh

 

[VoraciousValue]

A fleshlight made out of flesh

Some cigars come to mind.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Some cigars come to mind.

Fake cigars that will just blow up in his face and take out his epic mustache.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fake cigars that will just blow up in his face and take out his epic mustache.

A subscription to monocle magazine.....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A subscription to monocle magazine.....

Every 'How to for Dummies' book ever made.

 

[v_indigo]

Every 'How to for Dummies' book ever made.

Too hats and rabbits for them

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Too hats and rabbits for them

Case of bourbon and box of cigars.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Cuban Cigar Box with nothing in it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Cuban Cigar Box with nothing in it.

Box of fake puff costume cigars.

 

[Lmizzler]

Box of fake puff costume cigars.

Glass cleaner that is actually black dye.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Glass cleaner that is actually black dye.

Bottle of ranch filled with tarter sauce.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Top Hat that is too big for you.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

A Top Hat that is too big for you.

A birdcage

 

[ABiGuy84]

Oh, I need a new home ....


A nice hand crank radio.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh, I need a new home ....


A nice hand crank radio.

A Peanuts calendar

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

A Peanuts calendar

A naughty patient?

 

[MedicalMuse]

A naughty patient?

A spanking.