🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[__Nathan1968]

Ooh I want one.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

A spanking.

I thought he punished?

A weird poem she was the muse for

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ooh I want one.

….

I thought he punished?

A weird poem she was the muse for

are you writing poetry?

A sourdough starter

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

….

are you writing poetry?

A sourdough starter

A Krampus cosplayer?

Maybe. I can’t spell haiku without help…so chances aren’t amazing. But I have written…run on sentences

 

[MedicalMuse]

A Krampus cosplayer?

Maybe. I can’t spell haiku without help…so chances aren’t amazing. But I have written…run on sentences

A book of Vogon poetry

 

[ABiGuy84]

Walkman

 

[VoraciousValue]

Walkman

Lots of lube!

 

[Photog1rl]

Lots of lube!

Moustache wax.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Moustache wax.

Bath bombs and shower crayons for Wet Wednesdays

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Toy Mouse with a Bell on the end of tail.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A Toy Mouse with a Bell on the end of tail.

Audio books only read by Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Lmizzler]

Audio books only read by Gilbert Gottfried.

A cavity and an appointment with the dentist.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A cavity and an appointment with the dentist.

Appt for the DMV that never happens and you have to keep coming back for a month straight....

 

[pmichael]

I still have no idea.

 

[ABiGuy84]

One M&M.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

One M&M.

A re-gifted toy mouse with a bell at the end of its tail. He heard owls like them too.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Nothing, I'm pretty sure an owl ate him.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nothing, I'm pretty sure an owl ate him.

Coal, for misgendering and to keep that fire burning.

 

[Btq97]

Catnip, ribbons and one of those laser pointer things

 

[Anastasia1999]

Catnip, ribbons and one of those laser pointer things

A big shed for that sense of humour of his.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A big shed for that sense of humour of his.

'How to fake being Anastasia for dummies' book.

 

[Jaime_H]

'How to fake being Anastasia for dummies' book.

A very working class, common flat cap...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Potting Soil

 

[__Nathan1968]

Potting Soil

Night soil.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Black and White Analog TV.