🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[ABiGuy84]

The Greatest Musical Hits of Urkel

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pictures of me in my Krampus costume.

A squeaky toy & thinning comb

 

[Trubbycat]

The world’s smallest sports bra

 

[ABiGuy84]

Dog Toys.

 

[GirlFur]

Dog Toys.

Sex toys

 

[BrendaBear]

Sex toys

Because… he doesn’t need those?

Krampus is bringing a lifetime supply of jock straps for GirlFur.…

 

[GirlFur]

Because… he doesn’t need those?

Krampus is bringing a lifetime supply of jock straps for GirlFur.…

HAHAHA

 

[GirlFur]

HAHAHA

One of these

Not sure what it is, i think it's genetic material

 

[BrendaBear]

HAHAHA

It could be worse… I hear through the grapevine that Krampus is bringing a couple semi trucks loaded with tampons for @ABiGuy84 … my source was not sure if they were used or not.

 

[GirlFur]

It could be worse… I hear through the grapevine that Krampus is bringing a couple semi trucks loaded with tampons for @ABiGuy84 … my source was not sure if they were used or not.

He's pretty resourceful, he probably found some use for them.

I mean...worst case, they're flammable, right?

 

[BrendaBear]

It could be worse… I hear through the grapevine that Krampus is bringing a couple semi trucks loaded with tampons for @ABiGuy84 … my source was not sure if they were used or not.

(For the record… I cannot believe I typed that in! Maybe it was... The Mothman!

 

[Trubbycat]

He's pretty resourceful, he probably found some use for them.

I mean...worst case, they're flammable, right?

If they are they’d be great for torches…

 

[ABiGuy84]

It could be worse… I hear through the grapevine that Krampus is bringing a couple semi trucks loaded with tampons for @ABiGuy84 … my source was not sure if they were used or not.

Yes totally need those. Next Halloween that's what I give out instead of Candy.

As for the person above, you are getting a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes totally need those. Next Halloween that's what I give out instead of Candy.

As for the person above, you are getting a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

So much better than a Christmas bonus!

 

[Photog1rl]

So much better than a Christmas bonus!

Bad Bunny concert tickets.

 

[Take_charge]

Bad Bunny concert tickets.

A retro camera and a box of Kodak film.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Krampus will be bringing them horsehair underoos.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Krampus will be bringing them horsehair underoos.

1940's C-rations for her doomsday shelter.

 

[Trubbycat]

A tax audit

 

[Lmizzler]

A tax audit

Some “flowers”

 

[__Nathan1968]

An all-expenses-paid weekend at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping, along with an expired 10% off coupon to the neighboring adult video shop.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A 1950's Freezer.

 

[BrendaBear]

Last months issue of “TV Guide”

Is that even around anymore? I have no idea.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Expired Food.

 

[BrendaBear]

An ornate empty bird cage.