🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Wherein I treat this honor with all the respect it deserves:

https://voca.ro/1axnjYeesxdp

ETA: I don't keep notifications on, so y'all are lucky I even noticed this. @StillRain has great timing, I guess.

The third greatest speech of all acceptances speeches. However it should have been delivered with a complimentary dick pic.

 

[StillRain]

I was pulling for you the whole time.

Not over you, for you. Just to be clear.

Nominated for lies. You pulled all over him. We know it.

 

[Xerxes82]

The third greatest speech of all acceptances speeches. However it should have been delivered with a complimentary dick pic.

I won for dick pic blocking, I can't very well be handing out dick pics like candy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for lies. You pulled all over him. We know it.

It's a fair cop...

 

[37_ttej]

Congratulations @Xerxes82. I’ll just have to wank harder this week if I want to win that coveted trophy.

 

[37_ttej]

Well my darling wankers and wankette’s, dirty birds and all round filthy cunts. The time is now and now is the time.

September is a special month, why you ask? India gained independence from Colonial rule, spring is springing, autumn is falling somewhere else, its tulip time in Australia, there’s probably a fucking bank holiday in England, school goes back in the USA, and……so does football which means……. we get to see my queen Taylor even more!! So in honour of that and because I am chief POJ (and this month’s POJ) I declare this month SWIFTEMBER

That’s right….

The WoW era’s tour has begun.

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This week’s award has been a long time cumming.




When I first met this Litster, I knew they we trouble (trouble) but I never imagined they’d be a wanker of such a disturbing nature. Accused of such heinously serious lit crimes. Yet here we are. *dramatic sigh*






















I hope you’re proud of yourself…..






























Congratulations…..


















@Xerxes82



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Congratulations you are now, offficially a wanker and have entered the Anals.

Enjoy your limited edition Swiftember Trophy.

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Geez, @StillRain, you’ve some connections if you can get Tay Tay to endorse a limited edition meat monument!
Is it autographed too?

 

[InThe312]

Geez, @StillRain, you’ve some connections if you can get Tay Tay to endorse a limited edition meat monument!
Is it autographed too?

No, but that’s a cast of her actual hand.

 

[StillRain]

No, but that’s a cast of her actual hand.

If that’s my hand the question must be asked, whose dick is it?

 

[37_ttej]

If that’s my hand the question must be asked, whose dick is it?

I think 312 meant Taylor’s hand.
So maybe it’s a cast of Travis’ big junk.
Although apparently he’s a tight end.

 

[InThe312]

I think 312 meant Taylor’s hand.

Yep. Surely did. I think @StillRain must be missing that feeling in her hand. She's projecting.

 

[StillRain]

I think 312 meant Taylor’s hand.
So maybe it’s a cast of Travis’ big junk.
Although apparently he’s a tight end.

Ohhhhhh…..

 

[StillRain]

Yep. Surely did. I think @StillRain must be missing that feeling in her hand. She's projecting.

Dick on the brain.

 

[37_ttej]

Dick on the brain.

Nominated for constantly fantasizing about Richard (whoever he is).

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated for constantly fantasizing about Richard (whoever he is).

Probably one of Ms Swift’s 247 ex boyfriends.
**ducks for cover**

 

[Photog1rl]

Wherein I treat this honor with all the respect it deserves:

https://voca.ro/1axnjYeesxdp

ETA: I don't keep notifications on, so y'all are lucky I even noticed this. @StillRain has great timing, I guess.

I have no idea who you were up against but I am glad that you won! I had never heard your voice before and I always thought you were in your late 60s or 70s maybe. Your voice sounds like I was off by a few decades. Thanks for the acceptance speech that gave me a giggle.
POJ great choice.

 

[Xerxes82]

I always thought you were in your late 60s or 70s maybe.

Wow. Nope, I'm 42. LOL.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Probably one of Ms Swift’s 247 ex boyfriends.
**ducks for cover**

Which song is about him?

 

[Photog1rl]

Wow. Nope, I'm 42. LOL.

Things you learned on Sunday for 200 please Alex.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating all you fuckers who have not congratulated our illustrious winner this week.

Starting with the worst POJ @Bry1313, and the latest @crazychemgirl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wherein I treat this honor with all the respect it deserves:

https://voca.ro/1axnjYeesxdp

ETA: I don't keep notifications on, so y'all are lucky I even noticed this. @StillRain has great timing, I guess.

Congratulations!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating all you fuckers who have not congratulated our illustrious winner this week.

Starting with the worst POJ @Bry1313, and the latest @crazychemgirl.

Thanks for reminding me …. I meant to do it on the weekend but I went and saw Beetlejuice 2 instead lol

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, come on!
You mean I don't get a nomination and a potential chance at this week's Biggest Dick Trophy because I congratulated him!?
How am I supposed to win this shitty esteemed competition?

(competitive much, Jett?)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wherein I treat this honor with all the respect it deserves:

https://voca.ro/1axnjYeesxdp

ETA: I don't keep notifications on, so y'all are lucky I even noticed this. @StillRain has great timing, I guess.

Congratulations to the biggest dick pic blocker

Best acceptance speech ever

Take note you wankers, I am the best nominator of wankery

 

[AmberLGreen]

I won for dick pic blocking, I can't very well be handing out dick pics like candy!

There is always time to change your ways

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thanks for reminding me …. I meant to do it on the weekend but I went and saw Beetlejuice 2 instead lol

Nominated for prioritising incorrectly