🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

Give it to me now.

Nominated for thirst and reincarnating a post from January.

 

[AmberLGreen]

There doesn’t seem to be much wanking going on (lazy cunts)

 

[37_ttej]

There doesn’t seem to be much wanking going on (lazy cunts)

Says you, who’s been notably absent from this thread since Monday.
I’d nominate you for that, but it might ruin my chances of getting the most noms this week and winning.
So .

 

[37_ttej]

Besides, I can’t type and wank because I need both hands for either activity.
I’ve got blisters on my palms and the fat snake is red raw I’ve been wanking so hard this week.

 

[InThe312]

There doesn’t seem to be much wanking going on (lazy cunts)

Nominating you for absence and using the C word

Says you, who’s been notably absent from this thread since Monday.
I’d nominate you for that, but it might ruin my chances of getting the most noms this week and winning.
So .

No nom for you.

 

[37_ttej]

Nominating you for absence and using the C word

No nom for you.

Oh, boo.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominating you for absence and using the C word

I am probably the only one doing proper wanking and wankery behaviour this week

You know that out of all the cunts on Lit, you and the Mrs are my favourite cunts

 

[37_ttej]

I am probably the only one doing proper wanking and wankery behaviour this week

Hot damn, I’m wanking right now just thinking about Amber’s wankery.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hot damn, I’m wanking right now just thinking about Amber’s wankery.

Just remember to point the red raw, fat snake in that direction

 

[Massive Grooves]

I have not

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have not

Nominated for randomness

 

[Apisto42]

I am probably the only one doing proper wanking and wankery behaviour this week

You know that out of all the cunts on Lit, you and the Mrs are my favourite cunts

Nominated for not being here during the one random week I’ve been online a lot.

 

[Bry1313]

There doesn’t seem to be much wanking going on (lazy cunts)

Nominated for only being mildly annoying lately

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for not being here during the one random week I’ve been online a lot.

Nominated for being online a lot and not amassing any serious wanking nominations

#totallyslipping
#toomuchlube

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for only being mildly annoying lately

Awww ya soft, old fucker! You’ve been missing me

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for only being mildly annoying lately

Nominated for attempting to reincarnate the great nomination flirt fest of … last week.

 

[StillRain]

Okay bitches the winner will be announced some time soon. Whenever I get a chance. It has been. Slow week of wanking. You guys must have suddenly developed lives.

I’ve been hoping to reach December with the WotW and have a Wanker of the Year with actual voting, but I feel like wanking may have reached its end days with you little fuckers now settling into Stiff Wrist Syndrome and Wankers Elbow.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay bitches the winner will be announced some time soon. Whenever I get a chance. It has been. Slow week of wanking. You guys must have suddenly developed lives.

I’ve been hoping to reach December with the WotW and have a Wanker of the Year with actual voting, but I feel like wanking may have reached its end days with you little fuckers now settling into Stiff Wrist Sndrome and Wankers Elbow.

You really want to see these guys wanking in December? That ain’t gonna be tinsel on that tree

And let’s not even discuss baubles

 

[GhostOfFAS]

I’ve been hoping to reach December with the WotW and have a Wanker of the Year with actual voting, but I feel like wanking may have reached its end days with you little fuckers now settling into Stiff Wrist Sndrome and Wankers Elbow.

 

[37_ttej]

You really want to see these guys wanking in December? That ain’t gonna be tinsel on that tree

And let’s not even discuss baubles

Or nuts and Christmas logs.
Frosting, anyone?

 

[37_ttej]

Okay bitches the winner will be announced some time soon. Whenever I get a chance. It has been. Slow week of wanking. You guys must have suddenly developed lives.

I’ve been hoping to reach December with the WotW and have a Wanker of the Year with actual voting, but I feel like wanking may have reached its end days with you little fuckers now settling into Stiff Wrist Sndrome and Wankers Elbow.

*sigh*
I don’t think I can keep it up that long.
I swear my todger’s starting to feel like the elastic in a 20-year old pair of undies.
I think it even has stretch marks.
If i have to keep wanking at this level until Santa squeezes his fat arse down the chimney it’s going to be nothing more than an udon noodle.
Have mercy, woman.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*sigh*
I don’t think I can keep it up that long.
I swear my todger’s starting to feel like the elastic in a 20-year old pair of undies.
I think it even has stretch marks.
If i have to keep wanking at this level until Santa squeezes his fat arse down the chimney it’s going to be nothing more than an udon noodle.
Have mercy, woman.

Are you wearing Aunt Agnes' drawers again?

 

[37_ttej]

Are you wearing Aunt Agnes' drawers again?

Sshh!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

*sigh*
I don’t think I can keep it up that long.
I swear my todger’s starting to feel like the elastic in a 20-year old pair of undies.
I think it even has stretch marks.
If i have to keep wanking at this level until Santa squeezes his fat arse down the chimney it’s going to be nothing more than an udon noodle.
Have mercy, woman.

If I got a trophy every time I heard this….

 

[InThe312]

If I got a trophy every time I heard this….

Nominated so maybe you get a trophy for hearing that