🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Also nominated for not respecting the distinguished OG PoJ. Second nomination for passing judgement without being a PoJ.
Fucking hell, what woke you up?

Nominated for not knowing that I don’t like anybody enough to bestow this prestigious award on them and therefore not a suitable person to be a PoJ
 
Finally, somebody cums along and nominates

Nominated for being argumentative
Nominated for trying to be nice about PoJ
Nominated for falling into my trap to get people nominating
Nominated for not nominating any others and there are lots of wankers around
Nominated for not bringing friends along
Nominated for stopping me from wanking to make me do all these nominations

Just hope the PoJ appreciates the wanking effort that I put in around here
nominated for not nominating me like this yesterday!
 
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