🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Also nominated for not respecting the distinguished OG PoJ. Second nomination for passing judgement without being a PoJ.
Fucking hell, what woke you up?

Nominated for not knowing that I don’t like anybody enough to bestow this prestigious award on them and therefore not a suitable person to be a PoJ
 
Finally, somebody cums along and nominates

Nominated for being argumentative
Nominated for trying to be nice about PoJ
Nominated for falling into my trap to get people nominating
Nominated for not nominating any others and there are lots of wankers around
Nominated for not bringing friends along
Nominated for stopping me from wanking to make me do all these nominations

Just hope the PoJ appreciates the wanking effort that I put in around here
nominated for not nominating me like this yesterday!
 
Is this open to anyone? Can I self nominate? There's plenty of evidence out there. I've never won an award.
 
I was enjoying getting off with Jesus.
FFS is there nothing you won’t masturbate too?

With the level of nominations this week, you can be back to wanking in a couple of minutes. Not much too deliberate over. Don’t even think the wanker deserves a trophy this week. Just knock up a certificate on some loo roll
 
FFS is there nothing you won’t masturbate too?

With the level of nominations this week, you can be back to wanking in a couple of minutes. Not much too deliberate over. Don’t even think the wanker deserves a trophy this week. Just knock up a certificate on some loo roll
I’m filled with the joy of the Lord.

Ya know. 🤭
 
Nominated for an absurd suggestion

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More like won’t wank week.

I’m on strike until you fuckers give me something to wank about.

Yeah I’m looking at ALL the hotboyanal candidates.

You know who you are. I don’t need to name you. *sassy squint*
































@hotwords229_A @deefalttwunnyfor @deft


WHO ELSE….

*taps foot impatiently and looks around*
 
More like won’t wank week.

I’m on strike until you fuckers give me something to wank about.

Yeah I’m looking at ALL the hotboyanal candidates.

You know who you are. I don’t need to name you. *sassy squint*
































@hotwords229_A @deefalttwunnyfor @deft


WHO ELSE….

*taps foot impatiently and looks around*
*unzips and grabs the lube*

Let’s not keep the lady waiting, boys! 🍆
 
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