🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Well, this weeks wanker is clear. No one has ever really thirsted for the award quite as bad as this before, nor been quite so rude to the Chief POJ except maybe Azul, but truly @37_ttej Congratulations. You really worked it for this.

The second week of Swiftember, and we knew All Too Well you would take out this week’s Wanker of the Week award.

And because you’re so chummy with the worst PoJ in the history of this awards show, in his honour, you’re not getting a certificate.

Enjoy your Limited Edition Swiftember ‘All Too Well’ Trophy. Please don’t use the scarf as a cum rag, Taylor may want it back one day.

 

[37_ttej]

**stumbles to the stage in an awkward crouch**

Wow, I mean, just wow.
This is so unexpected.
I wanked sooooo hard this week - still pretty sore - and it’s wonderful to have my effort rewarded with this big brass dick.

Let me first thank our illustrious chief POJ for her infinite wisdom, benevolence and inordinate beauty. You really got me through those tough times when I needed some wank inspiration and Amber’s cavern was already booked to capacity.

Secondly, I’d like to thank my Mom and Dad for giving me my wonderful Willy and the skill and dedication to compete in this challenging event.

Thirdly, to the previous award winners, my heartfelt thanks for your inspiration. I’ve looked up to you all from such a young age and am in awe of your complete mastery of wankery. I am honoured to be joining such illustrious company, even if this week’s award was the equivalent of a pity fuck.

I know shaking a bottle of champagne over the crowd is traditional for wins at major sporting events, but what do we do for this one? Do I spray jizz over all of you in a sort of reverse bukake? Not sure I can even get the old fella up after all the effort this week. I think I’ll have to use that decorative red scarf as a bandage on him for the next few days to be honest.

So, thanks again for voting (?) me Wanker of the Week.

I’m now going back to bed with a bag of frozen peas.

Thanks for playing - hard!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Congratulations @37_ttej for succeeding in your desperate and frankly sycophantic endeavours to become wanker of the week.

 

[37_ttej]

Thanks @Wand3rlust
But, oh shit. Was it that obvious?
I thought I was being subtle as fuck with my gratuitous obsequiousness.

 

[InThe312]

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**stumbles to the stage in an awkward crouch**

Wow, I mean, just wow.
This is so unexpected.
I wanked sooooo hard this week - still pretty sore - and it’s wonderful to have my effort rewarded with this big brass dick.

Let me first thank our illustrious chief POJ for her infinite wisdom, benevolence and inordinate beauty. You really got me through those tough times when I needed some wank inspiration and Amber’s cavern was already booked to capacity.

Secondly, I’d like to thank my Mom and Dad for giving me my wonderful Willy and the skill and dedication to compete in this challenging event.

Thirdly, to the previous award winners, my heartfelt thanks for your inspiration. I’ve looked up to you all from such a young age and am in awe of your complete mastery of wankery. I am honoured to be joining such illustrious company, even if this week’s award was the equivalent of a pity fuck.

I know shaking a bottle of champagne over the crowd is traditional for wins at major sporting events, but what do we do for this one? Do I spray jizz over all of you in a sort of reverse bukake? Not sure I can even get the old fella up after all the effort this week. I think I’ll have to use that decorative red scarf as a bandage on him for the next few days to be honest.

So, thanks again for voting (?) me Wanker of the Week.

I’m now going back to bed with a bag of frozen peas.

Thanks for playing - hard!

Nominated again for not realizing the trophy is 18k gold.

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated again for not realizing the trophy is 18k gold.

Really!?
When I took it to the pawn brokers just now, the guy said he’d give me a couple of bucks for it.
That lying son-of-a-bitch!

 

[StillRain]

Really!?
When I took it to the pawn brokers just now, the guy said he’d give me a couple of bucks for it.
That lying son-of-a-bitch!

Nominated for not putting it pride of place as the bathroom doorstop.

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated for not putting it pride of place as the bathroom doorstop.

Well, I tried, but Mrs Jett compared it unfavourably with my own member.
Quote, “Wish you were that size, honey”
So it had to go.
Last thing I need is some Tay Tay endorsed golden phallus putting me off my game.
My masculinity is just that fragile.
At least I have the picture to remind me.
And I kept the little red scarf as a cum rag cock warmer.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, I tried, but Mrs Jett compared it unfavourably with my own member.
Quote, “Wish you were that size, honey”
So it had to go.
Last thing I need is some Tay Tay endorsed golden phallus putting me off my game.
My masculinity is just that fragile.
At least I have the picture to remind me.
And I kept the little red scarf as a cum rag cock warmer.

Nominated for T Swift disrespect

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated for T Swift disrespect

ROFL. That’s the bit you picked to nom out of that pile of horseshit!?

 

[37_ttej]

I’m going to have to ease up.
I don’t want to be in the running two weeks in a row.
Maybe I’ll just give him the odd fondle or spit-and-shine rather than going full wank this week.

 

[MindYaBitness]

ROFL. That’s the bit you picked to nom out of that pile of horseshit!?

The rest sounded entirely plausible

 

[37_ttej]

The rest sounded entirely plausible

(hides in shame)

 

[UnquietDreams]

The rest sounded entirely plausible

Nominated for...never mind, that was outstanding. Carry on.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for...never mind, that was outstanding. Carry on.

Nominated for backing down.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, this weeks wanker is clear. No one has ever really thirsted for the award quite as bad as this before, nor been quite so rude to the Chief POJ except maybe Azul, but truly @37_ttej Congratulations. You really worked it for this.

The second week of Swiftember, and we knew All Too Well you would take out this week’s Wanker of the Week award.

And because you’re so chummy with the worst PoJ in the history of this awards show, in his honour, you’re not getting a certificate.

Enjoy your Limited Edition Swiftember ‘All Too Well’ Trophy. Please don’t use the scarf as a cum rag, Taylor may want it back one day.

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Congratulations, oh thirsty one. With all the wanking you have been doing, that cumrag will come in handy

 

[AmberLGreen]

You wankers need to get nominating so the PoJ has to get her lazy arse judging

 

[hotoldrguy]

WOW it looks like everyone took a Wanking Sabbatical this week!

 

[hotoldrguy]

You wankers need to get nominating so the PoJ has to get her lazy arse judging

nominated for sayin POJ arse is lazy

 

[AmberLGreen]

nominated for sayin POJ arse is lazy

Finally, somebody cums along and nominates

Nominated for being argumentative
Nominated for trying to be nice about PoJ
Nominated for falling into my trap to get people nominating
Nominated for not nominating any others and there are lots of wankers around
Nominated for not bringing friends along
Nominated for stopping me from wanking to make me do all these nominations

Just hope the PoJ appreciates the wanking effort that I put in around here

 

[Wand3rlust]

Finally, somebody cums along and nominates

Nominated for being argumentative
Nominated for trying to be nice about PoJ
Nominated for falling into my trap to get people nominating
Nominated for not nominating any others and there are lots of wankers around
Nominated for not bringing friends along
Nominated for stopping me from wanking to make me do all these nominations

Just hope the PoJ appreciates the wanking effort that I put in around here

Nominated for whining about under appreciation

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for whining about under appreciation

Nominated for not appreciating my mere presence here

 

[Pad_Foot]

Above… totally appreciated !
Not a wanker
Enthusiast Jiller? Maybe
No clue anymore

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for not appreciating my mere presence here

Nominated for your presence here

 

[InThe312]

You wankers need to get nominating so the PoJ has to get her lazy arse judging

Also nominated for not respecting the distinguished OG PoJ. Second nomination for passing judgement without being a PoJ.