🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[37_ttej]

Are you wearing Aunt Agnes' drawers again?

Sshh!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

*sigh*
I don’t think I can keep it up that long.
I swear my todger’s starting to feel like the elastic in a 20-year old pair of undies.
I think it even has stretch marks.
If i have to keep wanking at this level until Santa squeezes his fat arse down the chimney it’s going to be nothing more than an udon noodle.
Have mercy, woman.

If I got a trophy every time I heard this….

 

[InThe312]

If I got a trophy every time I heard this….

Nominated so maybe you get a trophy for hearing that

 

[37_ttej]

If I got a trophy every time I heard this….

And on the basis of trophy count, we have a WotW Annual Winner!

 

[AmberLGreen]

And on the basis of trophy count, we have a WotW Annual Winner!

Thanks, but I am holding out for the Cunt of the Century award

 

[37_ttej]

Thanks, but I am holding out for the Cunt of the Century award

Pfft. Sweep the field, claim both.
Wank-King and Queen Cunt.
You’re true Lit royalty anyways.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Pfft. Sweep the field, claim both.
Wank-King and Queen Cunt.
You’re true Lit royalty anyways.

You did look at that unsolicited pic after all. . I know, my vajazzle skills are amazing

 

[Wand3rlust]

You did look at that unsolicited pic after all. . I know, my vajazzle skills are amazing

Ah so you fitted a disco ball in the cavern...

Nice

 

[37_ttej]

You did look at that unsolicited pic after all. . I know, my vajazzle skills are amazing

How do you think I’ve been able wank so hard this week?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ah so you fitted a disco ball in the cavern...

Nice

But I wish John Travolta would get off the dancefloor. The damage he is doing to my velvety walls will be a bastard to repair

 

[37_ttej]

Ah so you fitted a disco ball in the cavern...

Nice

Nominated for implying there’s a rave inside Amber’s vajazzle.

Nope, retracted.
May be truth.

 

[Wand3rlust]

But I wish John Travolta would get off the dancefloor. The damage he is doing to my velvety walls will be a bastard to repair

Wait till Nile Rodgers and the whole of Chic do their bit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for implying there’s a rave inside Amber’s vajazzle

Nominated for not knowing that my vajazzle is a regular rave venue

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for implying there’s a rave inside Amber’s vajazzle

Nominated for implying there's not.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wait till Nile Rodgers and the whole of Chic do their bit.

With some of the people in my box, they will definitely be performing Le Freak

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for implying there's not.

Seconded and nominating him again for trying to retract his nomination

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated for not knowing that my vajazzle is a regular rave venue

Yep, found it.
Very impressive, Amber.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yep, found it.
Very impressive, Amber.

Trust you to find something that doesn’t even last for a minute and a half

 

[37_ttej]

Trust you to find something that doesn’t even last for a minute and a half

And with so many guys too!
Obviously, it’s the quality of the orifice venue.

 

[StillRain]

I know what sort of banging you’ve been doing.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Probably need to go ahead and nominate myself for wanker of week again. This time I told blood donation gal that thick thighs are what actually saves lives. Then I went home and wanked it to her.

 

[StillRain]

Okay bitches. I’d like to say as the Chief POJ I’m proud of your efforts but … i won’t, because I don’t want to. Mostly because I’m not. This is the most limp wristed bunch of wanking I’ve seen, and honestly if there wasn’t an accident at the trophy factory this week I’d give you all one because, I have a huge headache and, well, WANKERS.

The nominees are…..

@Bry1313 congratulatory snobbery, reincarnation
@crazychemgirl snobbery , shitty priorities
@StillRain for dick on the brain
@Mrtenant for dedication
@37_ttej for something with big words, self reflection, sucking up (that’s azul’s job), not being blinded by the vajazzled Vagin, nominated for not knowing a raving cunt when he sees one,
@Apisto42 for using big words, name calling, not wanking hard enough
@Foggybottom81 being thirsty
@AmberLGreen being an absent cunt, and being absent a cunt
@Mo_Bandy for being a filthy cunt

Hold your limp tater tots and fingers on your bliss beads, my little love bugs…. The announcement you’ve not been waiting for is juuuussst up around the next corner…

 

[Bry1313]

bry was the worst judge
The P O J P O S
Wankers every where.



I never enjoyed haiku but that there is art.

Nominated for trolling me in my happy place

 

[37_ttej]

**raises hand**

Excuse me, @StillRain, is there a suggestion box?
I’d like to suggest we force IHC out of retirement to run these awards ceremonies.
Not complaining as such but your MC skills are sorta, well, shit.

(you know I luvs ya)

 

[InThe312]

**raises hand**

Excuse me, @StillRain, is there a suggestion box?
I’d like to suggest we force IHC out of retirement to run these awards ceremonies.
Not complaining as such but your MC skills are sorta, well, shit.

(you know I luvs ya)

Nominated for questioning the Chief POJ, besmirching the awards.