😎 That Feeling When...

[MissMarie32]

My ass gets spanked when she/he tongue fucks my bare raw pussy

 

[BDA73]

Tfw you feel it shooting out of your nuts

 

[Wand3rlust]

You come home and the dogs have had the bin all over the kitchen and then they managed to find your favourite vibrator and have left it halfway up the stairs....

 

[LeSabreur]

That feeling when a song or poem catches you a certain way and your voice breaks with emotion as you are telling someone about it.

 

[angelofthenorth]

TFW.. you just know

 

[LeSabreur]

That feeling when you're trying stifle a cough and suddenly you can't.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You come home and the dogs have had the bin all over the kitchen and then they managed to find your favourite vibrator and have left it halfway up the stairs....

Oh no! Is it still useable? Or would you even want to after that?

 

[LeSabreur]

Oh no! Is it still useable? Or would you even want to after that?

Why not? My leather ass slapper is full of tooth marks and it still works perfectly. Of course, they're not from dog teeth.

 

[dreamysub]

That feeling when I finally nestle into his embrace after a long day and for those few hours, everything just feels perfect.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh no! Is it still useable? Or would you even want to after that?

It is still usable... I need to just give it a really good clean. And hide it better.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW someone drank all the coffee and then you remember you don’t drink coffee so who cares.

 

[cheekygirl75]

TFW all your muscles are sore, you’re exhausted, and you lie down to go to sleep

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you go outside naked to make a snow angel but realize the coldness shrinks things so you don’t look good wearing a speedo but then again no guy does.

 

[Tallulah82]

That feeling when you know you'll be awesome one day. Just not today.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you just want to stay home and do nothing, but it's too late to cancel appointments.

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you just want to stay home and do nothing, but it's too late to cancel appointments.

Cancel then anyway. Tell them it’s an unexpected funeral of your third cousin thrice removed of your dog’s groomer’s fourth ex wife’s causal acquaintance.

 

[Gamine67]

TFW you solve a problem the hard way… and then realize there was a button for it the whole time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you think a woman dressed sexy for you but then realize it’s just the weather woman and that had nothing to do with it at all since it was a dream.

 

[ashesatwork]

When you ask a simple question in a zoom meeting that causes a ruckus and they are still talking about it 28 frigging minutes later

 

[Davidishot69]

When you ask a simple question in a zoom meeting that causes a ruckus and they are still talking about it 28 frigging minutes later

Well that sucks

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW you've had a great productive day!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

That feeling when you know you'll be awesome one day. Just not today.

TFW someone is full of shit because she should know she’s awesome today!!

 

[ashesatwork]

Ha. Tfw you make easy money! My company closes at 5pm so my team has all gone home. Im way behind from all the extra training so sitting here in my office in the quiet working away...
I got called into work to get a part for a service tech.
Easiest $125 of the day.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you strip down like a drunken sailor.at a wedding reception and the DJ shuts it down saying when the guests strip it’s over and they should stop drinking but I showed up late and didn’t finish a first drink yet.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you strip down like a drunken sailor.at a weeding reception and the DJ shuts it down saying when the guests strip it’s over and they should stop drinking but I showed up late and didn’t finish a first drink yet.

Now that song is in my head. "I went to a garden party"...