😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[Sexybritches69]

YMBALI the first thing that crossed your mind upon hearing that the Nat’s were in the World Series was, “Well, SB must be pretty damn thrilled.”

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I sure am!! (Despite the last two games). Thanks so much for thinking of me

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you've ever been on Ampics and had the thought "Here is someone I would have probably never spoken to but... now I've seen their asshole. Hmm..."

 

[AngelicaS1780]

YMBALI you've ever been on Ampics and had the thought "Here is someone I would have probably never spoken to but... now I've seen their asshole. Hmm..."

YMBALI you are now wondering who was displaying their asshole.
Not something I have ever encountered in my time there...and that's not a complaint.
(Not a judgement on the one who posted it...just not my thing.)

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you've ever been on Ampics and had the thought "Here is someone I would have probably never spoken to but... now I've seen their asshole. Hmm..."

YMBALI you are now wondering who was displaying their asshole.
Not something I have ever encountered in my time there...and that's not a complaint.

Dang, I am definitely, definitely a Litster then

YMBALI you go back and revive great threads that have fallen out of popularity for some reason.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

YMBALI you have learned the hard way to copy all of your messages before you hit submit.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ymbali...

It's 2020 and you're still having to finagle with picture sizes to upload a silly attachment.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

YMBALI you've deleted three posts to the Audio thread in a row before posting because you referenced your real name in them...

 

[LadyJS]

YMBALI you have your account deleted, swearing never to set foot on the site again, but resurrect it with the same user name three months later

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you are thoroughly over your lack of alone time.

 

[steelyblue73]

YMBALI you read a USA Today article about a “BBC” dad (as in British Broadcasting Company) educating his kids about the Coronavirus and thought something completely different.

 

[DeckardNYC]

YMBALI you unconsciously match people in the street with litster names.

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI you unconsciously match people in the street with litster names.

I'm totally guilty of doing that - guess that makes me a Litster then!

YMBALI you know what JOI means.
(I just found out)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dang, I am definitely, definitely a Litster then

YMBALI you go back and revive great threads that have fallen out of popularity for some reason.

In this case, good choice!

YMBALI you unconsciously match people in the street with litster names.

I've made a game out of this!

YMBALI during random conversations with friends, someone says something and you think, that would make a great thread.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you accidentally refer to a work email as a PM

 

[sally_sparrow]

YMBALI you accidentally refer to a work email as a PM

I did that this morning lol.

 

[ydahecnot]

YMBALI you've ever called your SO by a Litster's name

Well, you do whenever you say “why?”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you're feeling like you've been dropped in a foreign land lately

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBLALI you've watched another Litster do filthy things from the back corner of a Costco

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you've ever gone on a scavenger hunt based on one comment

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBAL if you copy a long message before you send in case you get the annoying error message.


Which ironically happened when I tried to post this.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

YMBAL if you copy a long message before you send in case you get the annoying error message.


Which ironically happened when I tried to post this.

That's me. I'm a Litster.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

YMBAL if you copy a long message before you send in case you get the annoying error message.


Which ironically happened when I tried to post this.

That's me. I'm a Litster.

Hehe yep, I did this last night when making a longish story post. I couldn't risk it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBAL if every time you open Word or your Note app 12 unnamed documents appear and they are just longer messages or comments you already copied and pasted into Lit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBALI you have bought or seriously considered buying a rainbow tail butt plug or unicorn pasties.

 

[hotwords229_A]

YMBAL if you have a registered username on the Literotica website.

Wait, did I do this wrong?