LiteralLily
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YMBALI you have a Literotica account.
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PrettyLilPussy19
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YMBALI you bump threads you dislike while talking about how dumb they are...
ydahecnot
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If it’s one of mine, start on Page 15
PrettyLilPussy19
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Ymbali you reverse search every image people you don't know send. I don't even trust strangers to not show me a borrowed lunch anymore. And even if a reverse search shows nothing, you still side eye it, wondering if it is rude to request a retake with a random object in the background.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Ymbali you realize in like 30 seconds you will be expected to take some pictures that aren't for lit, so you quickly turn off the timer and take a bunch of pictures of the floor while people get in to position. That way if someone swipes though, they stop at the floor pictures.
TANSTAAFL58
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YMBALI you read that^^. Actually laughed out loud, and then checked your own phone (whew! car pics and flowers).
PrettyLilPussy19
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YMBALI you know what all the mirrors at your crush's work look like...
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Ymbali you have a list of usernames that you periodically stalk just because they are such giant cuntfalafels that you like to make popcorn and lurk at what kind of shit they are spewing this time. It is like watching youtube videos of nasty giant pimples being popped just to see what gross shit they spew.
So yeah, ymbali you have a nasty festering shit spewing member list to watch when you are bored and not looking to get turned on. I do enjoy checking in on my giant ass pimples of lit list.
So yeah, ymbali you have a nasty festering shit spewing member list to watch when you are bored and not looking to get turned on. I do enjoy checking in on my giant ass pimples of lit list.
PrettyLilPussy19
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TANSTAAFL58
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YMBALI You would subscribe to Justa's list.
Cuntfalafels!!!
A new Litsterism!
Cuntfalafel,[kunt' fall-awful], noun, see Douchecanoe, Asshat, Dickhead, Twatwaffle. c.f.., "Useless as teats on a boar hog"
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Cuntfalafels!!!
Yeah, i like to make up words and phrases and see if i can get them to stick. I do quite well locallly so i decided to go global. I am still trying to get "the best of waking up, is a tongue in my cunt" to work out in my favor, but alas Alexa only flashes a light and makes an annoying sound. Maybe i can write a skill for that.
YMBALI You would subscribe to Justa's list.
A new Litsterism!
Cuntfalafel,[kunt' fall-awful], noun, see Douchecanoe, Asshat, Dickhead, Twatwaffle. c.f.., "Useless as teats on a boar hog"
So you are asking me to share my favorite ass pimples? Damn, you are as weird as me.
And yup, though cuntfalafel can be multifaceted.
Ymbali you frequently asked strangers to flash you and not only is it not weird, but the request is granted.
LizVegas79
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YMBALI you have recently adopted the word "ambidickstrous" into your vocabulary.
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lurkingguy1978
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...cuntfalafel just make fucking whiskey come out my nose. Fuck!
YMBALI you have to check your open tabs before handing aomeone your phone to look something up at a kids' birthday party.
YMBALI you have to check your open tabs before handing aomeone your phone to look something up at a kids' birthday party.
EmpressJosephine
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YMBALI you have several sex partners whose faces you have never seen.
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Your phone autocorrects “only” to “kinky” if you mis-tap one wrong letter.
Sundayschild
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My phone is proper filth! I have no idea where it gets it from...
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YMBALI you're pondering on what to write in response to that message you received instead of carrying on with your day.
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So is mine.. except it tries to say “duck” a lot more than necessary.
Sundayschild
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alwaysaway
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Sundayschild
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OMG, yours does it too!
When I want to say tight little clutch you wouldn't believe what it actually says
PrettyLilPussy19
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YMBALI when you log in and see one person's name the whole way down the front page, you log right back out
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