😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[Sundayschild]

YMBALI when you log in and see one person's name the whole way down the front page, you log right back out

Very much apologise if it's me...

 

[LizVegas79]

YBALI you spend half your day sometimes thinking of how to arouse your partner in five words

 

[JerseyJade]

YBALI you spend half your day sometimes thinking of how to arouse your partner in five words

Lmao!

That's more than 5 words, btw.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Very much apologise if it's me...

Nope. You're interesting.... so far.

 

[Sundayschild]

Nope. You're interesting.... so far.

That's definitely what I was going for.....

 

[LizVegas79]

Lmao!

That's more than 5 words, btw.

Get back to work slut!

(how's that? )

YMBALI you know what the main rule of an ABC thread is.

 

[JerseyJade]

Get back to work slut!

(how's that? )

YMBALI you know what the main rule of an ABC thread is.

Hmm.. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... yep, that one works.

 

[snap16]

YMBALI if you've PM'd LizVegas about her feet, dresses or shoes

 

[LizVegas79]

YMBALI if you've PM'd LizVegas about her feet, dresses or shoes

Wow, there are A LOT of Litsters out there if you think about it in those terms! LOL

YMBALI you glance at women's feet in line at the grocery store and secretly compare them to mine.

 

[snap16]

Wow, there are A LOT of Litsters out there if you think about it in those terms! LOL

YMBALI you glance at women's feet in line at the grocery store and secretly compare them to mine.

Just when i was about to say it's been awhile since I've seen your feet, they magically appear in your profile pic.

YMBALI you've abruptly hung-up on someone and they are okay with that

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you blurt out the accurate name for a kink when people at a party start talking about obscure sex acts.

Example:
Friend 1: These shishkabob skewers look like what you put up your dick, ya know how some people -
Me: SOUNDING! It's called....sounding.
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Me: .... bbq smells good?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YBALI you spend half your day sometimes thinking of how to arouse your partner in five words

Its the mental counting all the time, like everything is teh openiing line of a bad Haiku.

Lmao!

That's more than 5 words, btw.

Get back to work slut!

(how's that? )

YMBALI you know what the main rule of an ABC thread is.

Yet so many (a) don't and (b) don't understand when you give them a gentle reminder ("ABC please") or a firm reminder ("How did you get out of the fucking first grade if you don't know the alphabet?"

Wow, there are A LOT of Litsters out there if you think about it in those terms! LOL

YMBALI you glance at women's feet in line at the grocery store and secretly compare them to mine.

Stop reading my mind and get those pretty toes in a pair of strappy heels. Pics please.

YMBALI you blurt out the accurate name for a kink when people at a party start talking about obscure sex acts.

Example:
Friend 1: These shishkabob skewers look like what you put up your dick, ya know how some people -
Me: SOUNDING! It's called....sounding.
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Me: .... bbq smells good?

I came that >< close to telling two guys who were praising one another in a meeting to stop frotting themselves.

YMBALI you looked something up on Pornhub like frotting (as a friend did) or pumpkin sex (me) and regretted it. Er "regret it". Still. Probably for a long time. There are some things you just can't unsee...

 

[Karabare]

YMBALI you blurt out the accurate name for a kink when people at a party start talking about obscure sex acts.

Example:
Friend 1: These shishkabob skewers look like what you put up your dick, ya know how some people -
Me: SOUNDING! It's called....sounding.
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Me: .... bbq smells good?

Omg!! No sounding!!!!

 

[Karabare]

YMBALI if you warn people not to swipe too much further when there looking at pictures on your phone

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Omg!! No sounding!!!!

Lol I forgot what a fan you are!!!

 

[Karabare]

Lol I forgot what a fan you are!!!

Seriously, their dicks are going to rot off

 

[JerseyJade]

You might be a Litser if, while sucking your man's dick, you think about taking a selfie and posting it in the Oral Servitude or Cocksucker thread just to see what everyone's reaction would be.

 

[DarkSimian]

You might be a Litser if, while sucking your man's dick, you think about taking a selfie and posting it in the Oral Servitude or Cocksucker thread just to see what everyone's reaction would be.

You might be a Litster if you second this motion...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you like extra butter on your popcorn when you watch two alts flirt with each other...

 

[LizVegas79]

You might be a Litser if, while sucking your man's dick, you think about taking a selfie and posting it in the Oral Servitude or Cocksucker thread just to see what everyone's reaction would be.

Hmmm, guess that definitely makes me a Litster then!

YMBALI your partner asks you what you're thinking and you can't tell them because you're thinking of a response to something someone posted or PM'd you on Lit.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you've ever called your SO by a Litster's name

 

[Lastingimpressions]

YMBALI being in a state of arousal at your workplace is a daily occurrence.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you've discovered a birthmark taking dirty pictures for someone.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

YMBALI the first thing that crossed your mind upon hearing that the Nat’s were in the World Series was, “Well, SB must be pretty damn thrilled.”

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YMBALI you constantly try to determine your co-worker's hidden kinks so you can post them.