🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[SassySheDevil]

I’m gonna do this and send it to one of you!

Me too!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You mean all that mayonnaise is . . . Mayonnaise?

 

[Mei5ter]

So I’m watching going “That’s so ridiculous. No one cleans an oven in stilettos!”

And you’re watching thinking, “The trajectory of that cumshot is way off.”

Pah! On the rare occasions I clean my oven, I like to mark the event by dressing up and looking pretty for it

 

[Apisto42]

Pah! On the rare occasions I clean my oven, I like to mark the event by dressing up and looking pretty for it

The oven AI appreciates you making an effort.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

As a person that doesn't fake it ("That was a bucket!") I think I'd feel the same way as a stunt man being replaced by CGI in a movie. Just a sense of "You'd rather have THAT?"

 

[hotwords229_A]

What about “functional” strap-ons and dildos?

It might be a fun way for two women to serve their secret recipe for banana cream pudding.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

What about “functional” strap-ons and dildos?

It might be a fun way for two women to serve their secret recipe for banana cream pudding.

Mmmmm Banana cream pudding. Nomnom

 

[Endless_Night]

What about “functional” strap-ons and dildos?

It might be a fun way for two women to serve their secret recipe for banana cream pudding.

Mmmmm Banana cream pudding. Nomnom

There is No Power On Earth that could make me click that link.





But at least we know NRJ is well fed.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

There is No Power On Earth that could make me click that link.





But at least we know NRJ is well fed.

I guarantee that link is completely tame compares to other stuff I've seen posted around.

Also banana pudding is delicious. It doesn't even have to come out of a dildo.

 

[pvt_addiction]

What about “functional” strap-ons and dildos?

It might be a fun way for two women to serve their secret recipe for banana cream pudding.

I mean, does it only have to be for the women? I like banana pudding too! Wait, what?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm very intrigued by the function of that device.

I actually looked up those kinda of devices. There are a sizable variety of them. No acrual Bana pudding ones though. Lol

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Sounds like an economic opportunity for you

I think you're onto something. I've needed a "get rich quick" scheme for awhile.

 

[SassySheDevil]

What about “functional” strap-ons and dildos?

It might be a fun way for two women to serve their secret recipe for banana cream pudding.

As much as I like the Goods on me afterwards, I don't think I need a lady to find a reason to fake goods on me. If she wants to shoot her goods my way. Perfect. But no fake goods.

Mmmmm Banana cream pudding. Nomnom

See. Exactly what I thought. "I should make a banana cream pie!!"

 

[Trekka]

Wow!
What a robust conversation to return to!

And, for perhaps the first time ever, I'm with @Endless_Night re: link-clicking hesitation here.
*has yet to click*
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.
.

Maybe I should back up and give some context.
I was watching the new documentary about Pornhub called Money Shot.
There's a lot to unpack in this story, and we can unpack it if y'all want.

But the component that I found relevant to this thread was a fairly forgettable detail--

One of the cam girls featured in the film, who worked from home, a sole proprietor if you will, was making videos for cash money, and some involved her shooting a syringe fulla white lube onto her ample and glorious breasts, from outside the camera shot, and homegirl smeared it everywhere, and damned if my lightbulb didn't go *flickery flick flick... sizzle*

Just sayin. For those of you who make videos around here, not me of course, because I'm an angel, but for those who do, it's a nice tip.
A DIY cinematography technique for self portraiture that I had not yet thought of!
Just passing it along.
For my fellow *coughs* creatives.

 

[Dribble]

Wow!
What a robust conversation to return to!

And, for perhaps the first time ever, I'm with @Endless_Night re: link-clicking hesitation here.
*has yet to click*
.
.
.
.

Maybe I should back up and give some context.
I was watching the new documentary about Pornhub called Money Shot.
There's a lot to unpack in this story, and we can unpack it if y'all want.

But the component that I found relevant to this thread was a fairly forgettable detail--

One of the cam girls featured in the film, who worked from home, a sole proprietor if you will, was making videos for cash money, and some involved her shooting a syringe fulla white lube onto her ample and glorious breasts, from outside the camera shot, and homegirl smeared it everywhere, and damned if my lightbulb didn't go *flickery flick flick... sizzle*

Just sayin. For those of you who make videos around here, not me of course, because I'm an angel, but for those who do, it's a nice tip.
A DIY cinematography technique for self portraiture that I had not yet thought of!
Just passing it along.
For my fellow *coughs* creatives.

But...at least now we know why she was solo

 

[Apisto42]

I guarantee that link is completely tame compares to other stuff I've seen posted around.

Also banana pudding is delicious. It doesn't even have to come out of a dildo.

Only if it’s homemade. For real, that’s not an innuendo. Store bought banana pudding is the devil’s child.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Only if it’s homemade. For real, that’s not an innuendo. Store bought banana pudding is the devil’s child.

Yeah its one of those foods that's best when made at home.

Update: still totally want some banana pudding.

 

[Apisto42]

A local Cajun foodcart serves one of the best banana puddings I’ve ever had. Unfortunately their main courses are so good, I never have room for it.

Sometime you could just get banana pudding.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I don’t dislike bananas, but I’ve never had any desire to try banana pudding. It sounds kind of gross. For once, there’s no sexual innuendo in that comment

 

[BongoGal]

I don’t dislike bananas, but I’ve never had any desire to try banana pudding. It sounds kind of gross. For once, there’s no sexual innuendo in that comment

If you like bananas at all, then it's REALLY easy to like banana pudding!

 

[jason28053]

I don’t dislike bananas, but I’ve never had any desire to try banana pudding. It sounds kind of gross. For once, there’s no sexual innuendo in that comment

It’s yummy, trust me. No innuendo

 

[Dribble]

I don’t dislike bananas, but I’ve never had any desire to try banana pudding. It sounds kind of gross. For once, there’s no sexual innuendo in that comment

Next to jello chocolate...banana is the best. Layer them...holy fuck

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Next to jello chocolate...banana is the best. Layer them...holy fuck

Chocolate and bananas?! Now you’re speaking my language!

 

[Trekka]

Banana pudding is one of the finer desserts on the face of earth. Especially when eaten in the state of Texas. Off the ass of a tall dark and handsome man.

 

[BongoGal]

I am amazed to note that until a few moments ago, I had never heard of chocolate banana pudding!