🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Dribble]

I am amazed to note that until a few moments ago, I had never heard of chocolate banana pudding!

On a Graham cracker crust...

Edit: add sliced bananas...and top with whipped cream.

 

[jason28053]

I am amazed to note that until a few moments ago, I had never heard of chocolate banana pudding!

Me either

 

[Trekka]

On a Graham cracker crust...

Spread evenly with a knife across the curve of a hip bone

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I don’t dislike bananas, but I’ve never had any desire to try banana pudding. It sounds kind of gross. For once, there’s no sexual innuendo in that comment

Try mine. You'll like it. Especially on your face.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Try mine. You'll like it. Especially on your face.

Where is the eye roll emoji when you really need it?!

 

[Dribble]

Spread evenly with a knife across the curve of a hip bone

You gonna wear your tail too?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You gonna wear your tail too?

Oooooh, things are getting good when we start layering desserts and kinks

 

[hotwords229_A]

There is No Power On Earth that could make me click that link.





But at least we know NRJ is well fed.

And, for perhaps the first time ever, I'm with @Endless_Night re: link-clicking hesitation here.
*has yet to click*
.

To be honest, I wasn’t even going to link it because it’s not technically sexual (sort of). But I didn’t want to be responsible for getting this important thread deleted.
Go ahead, click it. You know you want to.

 

[Endless_Night]

To be honest, I wasn’t even going to link it because it’s not technically sexual (sort of). But I didn’t want to be responsible for getting this important thread deleted.
Go ahead, click it. You know you want to.

Oh, goodness.

*waits to see if this mix of flattery, dare, and temptation works*

 

[Trekka]

But this time I really don’t wanna click the link

I have visions of women in strap-ons shooting pudding at each other through fake dicks and MAYBE it’s interfering with pre-existing fantasies I may or may not have in my head KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERN?!

And which tail, @Dribble? Fox? Cat? Bunny? I need you to be more specific.

 

[Cat]

Okay.. so.. I was talking with @Trekka and trying to explain why I, as a Dane, could be hard to.. surprise or even impress, at least when it comes to sexual questions or knowledge.

See.. as the Brits got their BBC, we have DR (Denmark's Radio) a state owned radio station, TV station and of course online presence.

What do they do.. lots of news, obviously, teaching material.. TV shows (all those fancy Scandinavian Noir series..) and public service!!

Public service is important, right?
And, it is important to educate the public.. public sex ed.. when you say a.. You ought to say.. b...

So without further delay: Danish public service.. How to do a Rim Job.

(And other articles.. how to measure the cock, so you can buy the right size condom..)

https://www.dr.dk/p3/selv-paa-netfl...an-foeles-det-egentlig-blive-slikket-i-numsen

 

[QuietCanadian]

Completely unrelated, how much Danish does one need to know to move to Denmark?

 

[Apisto42]

None. Everyone speaks English.

 

[Cat]

Yup... That we do!!!

I particularly loved the article, about the porn actress, telling how she prepared for shooting an anal sex movie..

 

[QuietCanadian]

I like how Google sometimes translates rimming to rhyming.

 

[Cat]

I like how Google sometimes translates rimming to rhyming.

Notice the cute drawings!!

It is really hard not to get the..urge.. to get up and give someone a rim job.. or receive

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Notice the cute drawings!!

It is really hard not to get the..urge.. to get up and give someone a rim job.. or receive

'Sup?

 

[Cat]

'Sup?

Fancy some ...

 

[Pad_Foot]

Fancy sine… Some tea??
Do I have to get naked first ?
Or just naked for the rim job? Yours or mine??

 

[Cat]

Well... A rim job feels nice, because of all the nerves.. And how the warm, wet and soft tongue plays.. how it slowly soften the muscles and feels.. so foreign.. But oddly good..

And how you suddenly feel the need to.. poke your tongue deeper..

 

[QuietCanadian]

And here I was going to post a joke about rhyming, but now I'm not too sure about my timing.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well... A rim job feels nice, because of all the nerves.. And how the warm, wet and soft tongue plays.. how it slowly soften the muscles and feels.. so foreign.. But oddly good..

And how you suddenly feel the need to.. poke your tongue deeper..

Ms Cat, I think you have their attention

 

[Cat]

Ms Cat, I think you have their attention

Well... This is an activity that I find so .. fun! Both giving and receiving (oh.. yup, I did go there!)

Like I told someone earlier.. it is kinda like giving a blowjob.. you do not just bob your head up and down..

You listen.. you taste.. you enjoy the scent.. licking the shaft with a soft flat tongue.. I mean.. this deserves an audio!

 

[Cat]

Public service, sex ed from Denmark.

https://voca.ro/1orPGnPRTycN

 

[MedicalMuse]

Public service, sex ed from Denmark.

https://voca.ro/1orPGnPRTycN

Girl!