2008 News & Views: Discussion and Announcements for the Survivorphile

[starrkers]

It's called Murphy's Law. Happens all the time. It's annoying. You could just quit your job and get rid of your family. Then you'd have lots of time to write

I quit my paid job when my second child was born. I decided it was more important for my children to have a parent available than for us to live rich.

 

[LitEroCat]

I knew it was too good to last.

Why is it, whenever I have the time and peace to write, the muse is nowhere to be seen?

You can borrow mine for a bit. I'm not using her at the moment. Go read my MUSE story for a description. She's hot and is GREAT with her hands. It would be indiscreet to reveal any more than that. [See, Lady, I don't kiss and tell w/o permission.... though Lois would enjoy my bragging about her new talents.]

 

[PrincessErin]

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[starrkers]

Starkkers - thats great that you get to be home with your kids. In which case you only have to get rid of them and your husband - much easier

Lit - glad to see you're back.

Yeah, I've finally got rid of the flu here, and have no distractions and ... blah.

LOL aint it always the way? When I'm trying to do a million other things, the story ideas are flying free, when I've got time to think about them, they get shy!

 

[PrincessErin]

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[KarennaC]

hi Karenna,

Sorry. I didn't mean anything to do with your student's sexual experiences. I meant their every day dramas that can spur an idea. A few of my spoiled whiny bitches are taken from some of the girls in my class.

I have everything set up in my classroom and just need to have confidence that I know what I'm teaching. I am working on a few more stories this weekend. I got burnt out and said I wouldn't stress over finishing so many stories. I guess that helped because I sat down and had 4 ideas come to me.

Erin, I knew you didn't mean anything about my students sexual experiences I was just doing a little thinking out loud, trying to see if I could think of a way to make that work. I have a lot of attitudinally challenged students in my class.

You do know what you're teaching, and you're going to be just fine. (((Hugs))) and hopes for a great first day for you! I hope you feel better.

Today's Labor Day in the U.S.; is it a holiday in Canada?

 

[PrincessErin]

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[CrimsonMaiden]

Scoreboard has been updated.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[LitEroCat]

Celebrate!

Time to celebrate and give thanks for somehow straining my back 2 weeks ago and running out of videos. That allowed me to create version 2 of part 2 of my long waiting Subway Slut! story. I hope this ends a 9 month long dry spell.

I hated writing it, but felt blocked until I did. After removing some bloody comments and adding suggested comments about how the 'victim' was enjoying parts of her abuse, I felt it better to combine both parts into a single NOVELLA (10060 words) with a notation/break for chapter 2. That should remove some doubts about the outcome without totally killing the suspense.... I hope.

It's NOT as harsh as I think it needs to be, but it seems to need to be published.

Besides her usual wings, my muse has also been sporting 2 little, red horns... like this Puhleeez, let me move on now, Lois.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thats great to hear Lit. I'll look to read that story when it comes out.

So when I logged on this morning all my red H's are gone. Hmmm... Should I start sounding neurotic like BFW? Nope. Although I can't help but comment on how immature certain people can be on this site. Glad I'm going back to school so I can be surronded by mature responsibly individuals.

Erin

It's obvious that you don't like me. Fine. Leave it at that. Yet, you still have to swipe a backhand at me and call me neurotic. You are always so quick to call names.

I don't bother you and I hope you're not blaming me for the loss of your red H's. I know what that feels like to be so personally singled out and attacked. I've lost most of my red H's seven times and even now only have a modest amount of what I once had.

I warned you that I have lots of friends here, you just have to look at my standing on the favorite author list to denote that. I told you that I have no control of what some of them may do to your scores. Most of my friends are closet friends who are afraid to make their loyalty to me known for fear of bashing. You'd be surprised who enjoys reading my stories. Some of them are even your supposed closest friends (lol).

Yet, still you make your hurtful comments and you still bash my story by giving me a score lower than I deserve. I don't read your stories. I don't vote on your stories. I leave you alone and mind my own business. You are the one who, yet, again, has started shit with me by targeting my stories for your bashing.

Apparently, you don't know what maturity is, Erin. Good luck to you with your little job and your little life, only leave me alone.

Goodbye.

 

[starrkers]

Thats great to hear Lit. I'll look to read that story when it comes out.

So when I logged on this morning all my red H's are gone. Hmmm... Should I start sounding neurotic like BFW? Nope. Although I can't help but comment on how immature certain people can be on this site. Glad I'm going back to school so I can be surronded by mature responsibly individuals.

Erin

Funny how that happens, isn't it?

 

[PrincessErin]

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[PrincessErin]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That sounds like a threat you know. Is bashing your word of choice these days? Anything other then wonderful marvelous praise for your 'writing' becomes a bash.

You need a thicker skin to think that my words are hurtful. If I wanted to be hurtful I would say you are a lonely delusional man whose life revolves around this site. Now lets see what happens to my votes.

Erin

Lonely? It's difficult to be lonely when you have money. Everyone wants to be my friend. I have lots of friends. I entertain a lot, especially in the summer. I have the best pool and the best grilling setup in my neighborhood.

Delusional? Of course. I am absolutely delusional. I write fiction. I'd rather stay in my head than to face reality.

Life revolves round this site? No, not at all. Now, you are describing you more than me. You are more on this site than I am. I'm seldom here posting. I'd rather be driving my cars or playing a round of golf at the club or meeting someone for tennis and lunch after. I live within walking distance of several art galleries. Many of my friends are artists. We spend much of our time talking, walking our dogs, drinking coffee, and laughing.

I do spend a lot of time writing. That's my favorite thing to do. My least favorite thing to do is to spend my time here with the likes of you defending myself. I'm not sure why I bother. You are such a sorry little girl.

It must suck to be you. I can feel your unhappiness. I feel sorry for you. I don't pity you, though. You are your own worst enemy. Your problem is that you are not very bright. Moreover, there is something seriously wrong with you emotionally. What happened to you? Did Daddy rape you when you were a little girl? Or do you just hate yourself because you are chubby and can't stay away from the chips and cookies?

I never had that problem. I don't smoke or drink, never have. I work out, that's my thing. I've worked out all my life. A day doesn't go by that I'm not doing something physical. You should try it. I recommend it. It would clear your mind and remove the bitchy mean streak that you have.

Well, I'm off. We are going to pick out our stone for the countertops. Take care and if you'd like I'd pay for you to see a mental health professional. No one should go through life emotionally disturbed when they don't have to, especially when there are trained professionals who can help even you, and when there is mind altering anti-depressents to take, too. Moreover, no one in your mental state should be teaching children. If I knew the school you taught at, I'd report you for your own good.

Stay away from sharp objects and call the Good Samaritans should you think about harming yourself.

Take care. Be well. Bye bye.

 

[starrkers]

Yep. Oh well..

I did have a great first day of Grade 8 though. My stress level is much lower now so I'm happy.

Erin

Well, what d'ya know? There's been a 1-vote frenzy on my stuff too.

Guess I must've upset someone.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Lonely? It's difficult to be lonely when you have money. Everyone wants to be my friend. I have lots of friends. I entertain a lot, especially in the summer. I have the best pool and the best grilling setup in my neighborhood.

Delusional? Of course. I am absolutely delusional. I write fiction. I'd rather stay in my head than to face reality.

Life revolves round this site? No, not at all. Now, you are describing you more than me. You are more on this site than I am. I'm seldom here posting. I'd rather be driving my cars or playing a round of golf at the club or meeting someone for tennis and lunch after. I live within walking distance of several art galleries. Many of my friends are artists. We spend much of our time talking, walking our dogs, drinking coffee, and laughing.

I do spend a lot of time writing. That's my favorite thing to do. My least favorite thing to do is to spend my time here with the likes of you defending myself. I'm not sure why I bother. You are such a sorry little girl.

It must suck to be you. I can feel your unhappiness. I feel sorry for you. I don't pity you, though. You are your own worst enemy. Your problem is that you are not very bright. Moreover, there is something seriously wrong with you emotionally. What happened to you? Did Daddy rape you when you were a little girl? Or do you just hate yourself because you are chubby and can't stay away from the chips and cookies?

I never had that problem. I don't smoke or drink, never have. I work out, that's my thing. I've worked out all my life. A day doesn't go by that I'm not doing something physical. You should try it. I recommend it. It would clear your mind and remove the bitchy mean streak that you have.

Well, I'm off. We are going to pick out our stone for the countertops. Take care and if you'd like I'd pay for you to see a mental health professional. No one should go through life emotionally disturbed when they don't have to, especially when there are trained professionals who can help even you, and when there is mind altering anti-depressents to take, too. Moreover, no one in your mental state should be teaching children. If I knew the school you taught at, I'd report you for your own good.

Stay away from sharp objects and call the Good Samaritans should you think about harming yourself.

Take care. Be well. Bye bye.

Yes, we should all aspire to be more like you, BFW. In fact, you are such a shining example, that I shall make a list of guidelines for all authors to follow if they have any hope of acheiving your level of greatness.

Guidelines so you can be like BFW:

1. Anyone who does not praise your work is obviously unhappy and mentally disturbed.

2. Befriend like-minded, arrogant, deluded individuals. They will recognize your greatness in the midst of their fantasy world.

3. Steal others' H's then post threads complaining that someone has bashed your stories. Always claim to be the victim.

4. Take every opportunity to brag about your financial status. If no opportunity presents itself, create one.

5. Wail to all who will listen that the contests are rigged popularity contests.

6. Belittle every author's work. Their stories didn't come from your mind, therefore they can't have any merit.

7. Claim to rarely be on the Literotica forums while you work your way towards 1,000 posts.

8. Scribble out Matthew 6:3-4 in your Bible. It's obviously a mistake.

Does that about cover it?

 

[PrincessErin]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yes, we should all aspire to be more like you, BFW. In fact, you are such a shining example, that I shall make a list of guidelines for all authors to follow if they have any hope of acheiving your level of greatness.

Guidelines so you can be like BFW:

1. Anyone who does not praise your work is obviously unhappy and mentally disturbed.

2. Befriend like-minded, arrogant, deluded individuals. They will recognize your greatness in the midst of their fantasy world.

3. Steal others' H's then post threads complaining that someone has bashed your stories. Always claim to be the victim.

4. Take every opportunity to brag about your financial status. If no opportunity presents itself, create one.

5. Wail to all who will listen that the contests are rigged popularity contests.

6. Belittle every author's work. Their stories didn't come from your mind, therefore they can't have any merit.

7. Claim to rarely be on the Literotica forums while you work your way towards 1,000 posts.

8. Scribble out Matthew 6:3-4 in your Bible. It's obviously a mistake.

Does that about cover it?

I can understand your frustration that I've been blessed with all this money while you sit a home stuffing your face with cheese doodles, pretending that you were injured to collect a disability stipend, while pretending to be successful as a freelance writer.

Yes, I need to be more like you...not.

You guys are all the same. When one can't defend herself, the others jump to her aid. Instead of sitting on your fat asses, perhaps, you be better suited to join a gym to work off some of your sexual frustration. It's been some time since any man has touched any of your obese bodies, huh? Is that why you turned to women?

Fuck off!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I thought you were putting me on ignore, you psycho freaken bitch, the prefect name for you.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I can understand your frustration that I've been blessed with all this money while you sit a home stuffing your face with cheese doodles, pretending that you were injured to collect a disability stipend, while pretending to be successful as a freelance writer.

Yes, I need to be more like you...not.

You guys are all the same. When one can't defend herself, the others jump to her aid. Instead of sitting on your fat asses, perhaps, you be better suited to join a gym to work off some of your sexual frustration. It's been some time since any man has touched any of your obese bodies, huh? Is that why you turned to women?

Fuck off!

Don't pretend you know a damn thing about me.

Funny how you accuse us of jumping to each other's aid. I have to wonder why you insist on attacking women on Literotica. Didn't your mother hug you enough? Did little Sally spit in your face when you asked her out? Perhaps, you feel all high-and-mighty when you attack a female since you don't have the balls to be a real man...

 

[PrincessErin]

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[LadynStFreknBed]

I thought you were putting me on ignore, you psycho freaken bitch, the prefect name for you.

"Freak in bed" hardly means "psycho." LOL And you are correct (kinda). It is the "prefect name" for me. I'm sure you prefer that your female companion rolls over and plays dead like your dog...

 

[PrincessErin]

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