2009 Survivor Off-Topic Chat

[michchick98]

*slams head on desk repeatedly*

Note to self: Do not respond to any more of those posts. Don't do it. Just don't. It's pointless. POINTLESS. ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!


Okay, I feel better now.

I think the man has gone off the deep end. Don't hurt yourself, Crim, it's not worth it. Pray he doesn't enter the contest next year and as soon as it's over and the scores are tallied and winner announced, you can put his sorry, stupid ass on ignore.

I intend to immediately following this post. He'll be in good company on my ignore list with scouries, his blow-up doll and sarahh.

It's so much more pleasant that way.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I think the man has gone off the deep end. Don't hurt yourself, Crim, it's not worth it. Pray he doesn't enter the contest next year and as soon as it's over and the scores are tallied and winner announced, you can put his sorry, stupid ass on ignore.

I intend to immediately following this post. He'll be in good company on my ignore list with scouries, his blow-up doll and sarahh.

It's so much more pleasant that way.

I don't hold out any hope for that. If he doesn't under BFW, I'd be very surprised if he doesn't show up under some other name.

 

[michchick98]

I don't hold out any hope for that. If he doesn't under BFW, I'd be very surprised if he doesn't show up under some other name.

Yeah, but you'll know who he is because he won't be able to keep his mouth shut. Of course, reading one of his stories will give him away, too.

Do you have a shed or garage? Do you live in a secluded area? If you do, go to either the shed or the garage, close the door then scream as loud and as long as you can. You'll feel better.

If not, then at the first opportunity, find someplace secluded where you can close yourself off and scream until you're ready to pass out.

 

[starrkers]

No, unfortunately they aren't. Well, at least part of the time. They can be sweet angels when they want to be.

Of course, right now I can hear the little one hollering "No, it's not fair. You never let me be first! I want to be first!" LOL

Oh dear! There truly is no escape!

And I tend to agree, Crim. He's like a bad penny, keeps coming back.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yeah, but you'll know who he is because he won't be able to keep his mouth shut. Of course, reading one of his stories will give him away, too.

Do you have a shed or garage? Do you live in a secluded area? If you do, go to either the shed or the garage, close the door then scream as loud and as long as you can. You'll feel better.

If not, then at the first opportunity, find someplace secluded where you can close yourself off and scream until you're ready to pass out.

I'm aggravated but not that badly, lol. Trust me, if I can deal with my kids and stay sane, I can deal with BFW.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Multi-chaptered stories will not be allowed. Each submission needs to be completely original and completely independent. Stories can feature recurring characters, they can contain references to each other, but they must be entirely, unequivocally, standalone.

There's the rule. Gees, no wonder I couldn't find the rule in the Official Survivor Rules for 2008. It was in the Official Survivor Rules for 2009.

Mystery over. Gees, all this shit for nothing.

Ahh, I feel better now, more relaxed knowing that my scorecard will stand as is. Life is good...until the other shoe drops.

Is there another shoe dropping or are we okay?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Multi-chaptered stories will not be allowed. Each submission needs to be completely original and completely independent. Stories can feature recurring characters, they can contain references to each other, but they must be entirely, unequivocally, standalone.

There's the rule. Gees, no wonder I couldn't find the rule in the Official Survivor Rules for 2008. It was in the Official Survivor Rules for 2009.

Mystery over. Gees, all this shit for nothing.

Ahh, I feel better now, more relaxed knowing that my scorecard will stand as is. Life is good...until the other shoe drops.

Is there another shoe dropping or are we okay?

shoes? what shoes? i'm just looking for some ammunition.

those bloody cats are in me garden again.

 

[KarennaC]

The shoes are with your shirt... Just make sure you don't throw any at George W. Bush.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

The shoes are with your shirt... Just make sure you don't throw any at George W. Bush.

George who?

does she keep cats? if she does, tell her to keep the buggers off me garden.

shittin' everywhere. *grumble, moan, whine, ad nauseum*

 

[KarennaC]

You're so fortunate to be in the UK. lol. George W. Bush, our president who (thank goodness) is on his way out and who had a shoe thrown at him by an Iraqi journalist at a press conference recently.

I don't think he has any cats, though since I've never been invited to the White House I don't know for sure.

Try pouring some cat litter on the ground outside the garden and see if that works. If all else fails, chain a large dog in the garden.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You're so fortunate to be in the UK. lol. George W. Bush, our president who (thank goodness) is on his way out and who had a shoe thrown at him by an Iraqi journalist at a press conference recently.

I don't think he has any cats, though since I've never been invited to the White House I don't know for sure.

Try pouring some cat litter on the ground outside the garden and see if that works. If all else fails, chain a large dog in the garden.

i could try jaqui smith, our home secretary, she's a bit of a dog.

 

[KarennaC]

She'd probably have some shoes, as well.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

She'd probably have some shoes, as well.

i expect they'll be rather large shoes. i think she has an adam's apple to boot. (no pun intended there)

 

[KarennaC]

She might have boots also; those would make more of a dent in the cats than the shoes would.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

She might have boots also; those would make more of a dent in the cats than the shoes would.

i'll just use the 50 cal for that.

right, i gotta go.

lang may your lum reak.

 

[KarennaC]

Have a good night And thanks... I think... what's "lum"?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I could use a good pair of steel toed boots about right now. <sigh>

Okay, it's New Year's Eve, and I'm going to have fun. I'm not going to let anyone ruin my mood. So (yeah, I know, it's childish, but it makes me feel better, LOL)

 

[starrkers]

George who?

does she keep cats? if she does, tell her to keep the buggers off me garden.

shittin' everywhere. *grumble, moan, whine, ad nauseum*

Pepper works, but you need a lot of it. Sprinkle it wherever the little buggers like to dig. They sniff first

Seriously, it works.They may move to a different part of the garden, so repeat the dose. They get the hint.

 

[michchick98]

I could use a good pair of steel toed boots about right now. <sigh>

Okay, it's New Year's Eve, and I'm going to have fun. I'm not going to let anyone ruin my mood. So (yeah, I know, it's childish, but it makes me feel better, LOL)

Will a size ten steel toed shoe work? My work shoes are steel toed and quite durable.

Enjoy your evening. Happy New Year.

 

[sr71plt]

I have a pair that would do the trick. But I'm sure you understand that I will keep them for use myself.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Okay, it's 11:48 am... and I just got up. No, I don't have a hangover. I can party without the drinking.

We got home about 3:20am. I had a blast! It was nice to hang out with other adults for a change (and the kids actually behaved!)

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Okay, it's 11:48 am... and I just got up. No, I don't have a hangover. I can party without the drinking.

We got home about 3:20am. I had a blast! It was nice to hang out with other adults for a change (and the kids actually behaved!)

damn, i wish i could folow your example, crim.

alcohol + phone with texting capability + dickhead (moi) + former lover = malaca.

anyone got a spoon for this huge slice of humble pie?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I must be insane . I'm in.

drives ya mad doesn't it?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Sign me up.

You must have private messaging enabled in order to enter the contest.

Geez, that didn't take long. Please read the rules people.

 

[DireLilith]

heh he's a new writer. if it's set to no PMs that'd be a default setting in creating a new membership that he wouldn't be aware of. each forum is different *scratches her nose* lil gentler. he's not stupid. he just wouldn't have known he had to go activate it.