SuperHeroRalph
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"Twinkle, twinkle little star, I wish we could all stop talking about chapter stories."
Something that was demonized in 2009 because I wrote so many chapter stories in 2007 to keep up with Mungo Park dumping 200 stories on the site the last two months of the contest.
Then, in 2008, I had to post more chapter stories because PrincessErin posted so very many 750-1,000 nonsensical chapter stories with no plot and no character development.
With more than 6 million words posted on the site and more than 900 stories, a 6,000 word average, I never posted a 750 word chapter story or any 750 word story in a Survivor contest. I even wrote a parody mocking Mungo Park and PrincessErin, entitled 750 word stories and, even then all my stories were more than 750 words, more around 1,200 words.
Yet, somehow, chapter stories were blamed on me, the second place Survivor contest winner in 2007 and 2008, and not the Survivor contest winner, Mungo Park in 2007 and not the Survivor contest winner PrincessErin in 2008. Go figure.
Now here we are 3 long years later still talking about chapter stories. Moreover the one person blamed for chapter stories is the one person who doesn't want chapter stories. Go figure.
Now here's the thing. If you are all fool enough to make a new rule to allow chapter stories and if I compete in the 2011 Survivor contest, I'm going to take advantage of that rule and dump lots of chapter stories. Also, not naming who they are, there are some new writers on the site who have lots and lots of chapter stories.
So, let's do us all a favor and not allow chapter stories. Everything was working swell for the past two years. For those of you who cannot think of anything else to write but a chapter story lump all the chapters together, all 30,000 words and submit it as one story, as I have done with a few 30,000 word stories, 9 Literotica pages.
If we allow chapter stories, Scouries will join Survivor this year and write a manifesto of incestuous sex between his father groaning, mother moaning, sister screaming please don't, and brother watching all the action to, no doubt, win the contest.
Is that what you want? Do you want Scouries to be the 2011 Survivor contest winner (lol) just because you allowed chapter stories?
It pains me to write this but (gulp), I'd rather have a Republican president in the White House (God help us all) than to have the chapter story reinstated.
Well, let me know, one way of the other. Instead of writing separate stories, I have another dozen manuscripts that I can break into 2,000 word chapter stories. Surely, my contest story number will no doubt go from 80 to more than 300 as it was in 2007 and 2008.
God bless America, keep Scouries out of the contest, vote Democrat, and leave the chapter story rule as is.
Happy New Year
Lastly, PrincessErin, I couldn't help but notice that you posted your naked breasts as your avatar.
"Nice tits, Mister."
Was that your feeble attempt to make us all believe that you truly are a woman, instead of man?
Morever, does your mother know you stole the photo of her naked breasts and posted them on Literotica?
Now, there's an incest story that I'd like to read, BakeBoss Heats Up the Kitchen with Mommy.
"Wow."
Something that was demonized in 2009 because I wrote so many chapter stories in 2007 to keep up with Mungo Park dumping 200 stories on the site the last two months of the contest.
Then, in 2008, I had to post more chapter stories because PrincessErin posted so very many 750-1,000 nonsensical chapter stories with no plot and no character development.
With more than 6 million words posted on the site and more than 900 stories, a 6,000 word average, I never posted a 750 word chapter story or any 750 word story in a Survivor contest. I even wrote a parody mocking Mungo Park and PrincessErin, entitled 750 word stories and, even then all my stories were more than 750 words, more around 1,200 words.
Yet, somehow, chapter stories were blamed on me, the second place Survivor contest winner in 2007 and 2008, and not the Survivor contest winner, Mungo Park in 2007 and not the Survivor contest winner PrincessErin in 2008. Go figure.
Now here we are 3 long years later still talking about chapter stories. Moreover the one person blamed for chapter stories is the one person who doesn't want chapter stories. Go figure.
Now here's the thing. If you are all fool enough to make a new rule to allow chapter stories and if I compete in the 2011 Survivor contest, I'm going to take advantage of that rule and dump lots of chapter stories. Also, not naming who they are, there are some new writers on the site who have lots and lots of chapter stories.
So, let's do us all a favor and not allow chapter stories. Everything was working swell for the past two years. For those of you who cannot think of anything else to write but a chapter story lump all the chapters together, all 30,000 words and submit it as one story, as I have done with a few 30,000 word stories, 9 Literotica pages.
If we allow chapter stories, Scouries will join Survivor this year and write a manifesto of incestuous sex between his father groaning, mother moaning, sister screaming please don't, and brother watching all the action to, no doubt, win the contest.
Is that what you want? Do you want Scouries to be the 2011 Survivor contest winner (lol) just because you allowed chapter stories?
It pains me to write this but (gulp), I'd rather have a Republican president in the White House (God help us all) than to have the chapter story reinstated.
Well, let me know, one way of the other. Instead of writing separate stories, I have another dozen manuscripts that I can break into 2,000 word chapter stories. Surely, my contest story number will no doubt go from 80 to more than 300 as it was in 2007 and 2008.
God bless America, keep Scouries out of the contest, vote Democrat, and leave the chapter story rule as is.
Happy New Year
Lastly, PrincessErin, I couldn't help but notice that you posted your naked breasts as your avatar.
"Nice tits, Mister."
Was that your feeble attempt to make us all believe that you truly are a woman, instead of man?
Morever, does your mother know you stole the photo of her naked breasts and posted them on Literotica?
Now, there's an incest story that I'd like to read, BakeBoss Heats Up the Kitchen with Mommy.
"Wow."
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