A Few Pics to Show Me!

[MrMikelobe1952]

Would you honestly care what I was wearing for underwear knowing your hand is on bare skin?

My hand caressing your naked buttock
Your breast pressed against my chest.
Your hand on my erection.
...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you wanted with me.

 

[Christy2Cum]

My hand caressing your naked buttock
Your breast pressed against my chest.
Your hand on my erection.
...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you wanted with me.

Undoing your pants so I can feel your erection and pump it while we make out, you cumming all over us in the middle of the bar, yeah that could work!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Undoing your pants so I can feel your erection and pump it while we make out, you cumming all over us in the middle of the bar, yeah that could work!

That would solve the problem of my underwear getting sticky and then crusty.
I don't go to bars as often as I once did, but the ones I do frequent would, I think, discourage this type of activity "in the middle of the bar."
Do you have any special techniques for dealing with bouncers?

 

[Christy2Cum]

That would solve the problem of my underwear getting sticky and then crusty.
I don't go to bars as often as I once did, but the ones I do frequent would, I think, discourage this type of activity "in the middle of the bar."
Do you have any special techniques for dealing with bouncers?

The view would be obstructed by our bodies.
I find that if I flirt with bouncers and show them some extra cleavage they are putty in my hands...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

The view would be obstructed by our bodies.
I find that if I flirt with bouncers and show them some extra cleavage they are putty in my hands...

Does this mean I have been given the green light too?

 

[Christy2Cum]

Does this mean I have been given the green light too?

Maybe.
If you see @Yesok1 's hand there already, you will have to back off!

 

[Yesok1]

Maybe.
If you see @Yesok1 's hand there already, you will have to back off!

It's there alright! Squeezing tight and never letting go.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Maybe.
If you see @Yesok1 's hand there already, you will have to back off!

I understand that. She makes it quite clear that she has no interest in my cock or any other cock, and that she would find it unappetizing.
However, in all honesty and candor, if you were to unzip my pants, release the aforesaid organ, and place your hand on it, I am concerned that I would simply be unable to back off.
Even though, as I write this, I am concerned about what actions you might take to enforce your edict.

 

[Yesok1]

Looks at @Christy2Cum. Says you heard what I said.
I go to the ladies.

 

[Christy2Cum]

I understand that. She makes it quite clear that she has no interest in my cock or any other cock, and that she would find it unappetizing.
However, in all honesty and candor, if you were to unzip my pants, release the aforesaid organ, and place your hand on it, I am concerned that I would simply be unable to back off.
Even though, as I write this, I am concerned about what actions you might take to enforce your edict.

I like to show gratitude when someone treats me (and my friend) to refreshments.
And you are right, no cock is of interest to her, just a nice bald pussy, don't be offended it is a preference and lady's choice!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I like to show gratitude when someone treats me (and my friend) to refreshments.
And you are right, no cock is of interest to her, just a nice bald pussy, don't be offended it is a preference and lady's choice!

Certainly not offended at all by her preference. While I personaly am quite enamored of my cock, and I am most appreciative of women who find it appealing, I can certainly understand that there are people who do not find it enticing.
Indeed, I myself do not find cocks attached to any other people to be at all inviting.

As for pussies, well hairy or bald, there is nothing more attractive.

 

[zysmith]

No? What caught your attention then?

The black dress of course

 

[NOBGE]

The view would be obstructed by our bodies.
I find that if I flirt with bouncers and show them some extra cleavage they are putty in my hands...

Aren’t most men putty in your hands seeing the extra cleavage?

 

[Yesok1]

Aren’t most men putty in your hands seeing the extra cleavage?

And women,

 

[Christy2Cum]

Aren’t most men putty in your hands seeing the extra cleavage?

Most, not all men like boobs I've found.
I did find it interesting to know that there are some gay men who like boobs, like a lot!

 

[Christy2Cum]

It's Friday!
Snow continues, but I don't care, it's been a really quick week for me.
All the Bitches are meeting here after work except for Tori, her ex is being his usual asshole self and is ditching his kids so she can't join us, fucker.
Becca is super excited for her party, she said the last time she had a good drunk and good sex was when we all went to Vegas and that was in November!
I'm going to get that girl laid, even if I have to do it myself lol!

 

[Yesok1]

It's Friday!
Snow continues, but I don't care, it's been a really quick week for me.
All the Bitches are meeting here after work except for Tori, her ex is being his usual asshole self and is ditching his kids so she can't join us, fucker.
Becca is super excited for her party, she said the last time she had a good drunk and good sex was when we all went to Vegas and that was in November!
I'm going to get that girl laid, even if I have to do it myself lol!

You lay her sweetie and imagine it's me! I'll kiss her from your lips and clean you up later!

 

[Christy2Cum]

You lay her sweetie and imagine it's me! I'll kiss her from your lips and clean you up later!

Mmmm, you promise?

 

[Yesok1]

Mmmm, you promise?

It is, but remember. No cum.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

The view would be obstructed by our bodies.
I find that if I flirt with bouncers and show them some extra cleavage they are putty in my hands...

Aren’t most men putty in your hands seeing the extra cleavage?

While these comments were related to the bouncers, rather than to me directly, I do have an observation I would like to make.
I would note that putty is soft and malleable.
We were originally talking about a part of my body being in your hands.
While I have never hat the experience, I am quite confident that, if the body part in question were in your hands, it would not be soft and malleable.

 

[NOBGE]

Most, not all men like boobs I've found.
I did find it interesting to know that there are some gay men who like boobs, like a lot!

Personally, I’m more of a leg man than boob man (prefer legs around my face than boobs) but boobs and cleavage do get my attention!

 

[Christy2Cum]

A pretty shitty weekend for me.
Friday we went to the bar, two of the bitches got sick and another got her period and left early, so I went home alone.
Saturday Steve was supposed to come over but he texted me and said he wanted to get serious with a woman and I reminded him that we agreed to keep it casual, then he told me it wasn't me but another woman. I asked him to come over for goodbye sex and he turned me down.
I smoked a joint and overdid it last night and felt like shit all day today.
A waste of a weekend and another man out of my life, why do I even try?

 

[Yesok1]

Men, what can I say, sweetie.

Join my team.

You've got hugs and kisses here.

 

[Fletch8844]

You are a beautiful lady darling. Def would love to have you on my arm for a night out at a jazz bar.

 

[thefishfryer]

A pretty shitty weekend for me.
Friday we went to the bar, two of the bitches got sick and another got her period and left early, so I went home alone.
Saturday Steve was supposed to come over but he texted me and said he wanted to get serious with a woman and I reminded him that we agreed to keep it casual, then he told me it wasn't me but another woman. I asked him to come over for goodbye sex and he turned me down.
I smoked a joint and overdid it last night and felt like shit all day today.
A waste of a weekend and another man out of my life, why do I even try?

Sorry to hear of your bad weekend. I hope your friends have recovered from their sickness.

I'm sure that you won't be without company for long.