TheLobster
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Everything on this site is touched by His Noodly Appendage. As well as many other appendages, of a different kind.
A shout-out to the I/T readership
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SimonDoom
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onehitwanda
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Dildo "hipflask" for my Lagavulin. Got it.
StillStunned
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"Are you so hot you're smoking, or is that the whisky?"
Just be careful where you spill it.
ShelbyDawn57
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I need to switch churches...
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Great, a new, probably very expensive, single malt I need to try...
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Sermons from the Book are a lot more interesting.
Meh. Not too expensive, but far too peaty for my taste. If that's what you like, though, you should go all-in and try Laphroaig.Great, a new, probably very expensive, single malt I need to try...
onehitwanda
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Caol Isla is my choice when I need to speak to my ancestors.
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Can't get it here in the states. Can you send me a bottle of the cask 25?
ShelbyDawn57
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How does it compare to its Johnny Walker cousins?
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I prefer the softer stuff myself. Although one of my very favourites, sadly unavailable now, was the Rare Malts bottling of the 27yo Blair Athol.
Set several large denomination bank notes on fire. Mix the ashes with a pleasant Lowland. That will give you the same effect.Can't get it here in the states. Can you send me a bottle of the cask 25?
onehitwanda
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Like Galadriel vs Doris the half-a-legged stripper from Wish.com
ShelbyDawn57
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I think I just need to go to Islay for a month and taste test whiskey.
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onehitwanda
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She really, really likes back rubs and gentle nibbling of the nape of her neck is all I'm going to allude to.Yeah, but how drunk does Galadriel have to get before she puts out?
ShelbyDawn57
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Probably more so that Doris the half legged strippers customers...Yeah, but how drunk does Galadriel have to get before she puts out?
ShelbyDawn57
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Why am I not surprised you'd have that tidbit tucked away?
TheLobster
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Yeah, no joke. She keeps such potent stuff in her basement that you only have to look at it to start seeing things.Yeah, but how drunk does Galadriel have to get before she puts out?
onehitwanda
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I am innocent as the virgin leaves of Laurelindórinan.Why am I not surprised you'd have that tidbit tucked away?
ShelbyDawn57
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Five is she's also ambitious and suspended
ShelbyDawn57
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Completely innocent, I'm sure. Just a font of collected knowledge from 'anonymous' sources...
onehitwanda
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Bamagan
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That smooth 'wand' of mellyrn filled with spirits says otherwise.
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What was it Harold Hill said? "We've got trouble. Right here in River City..."
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