Ahhh those lovely,"I am your Master" emails...

[catalina_francisco]

I think as with most things, the sites are what you make them. When I was searching for the one I would submit to I had adverts on a variety of sites, including Alt.com. I met good and bad from most sites and it became a matter of defining the fakes from the real for yourself. I also found providing as much relevant information about who you were and who you were looking for increased the lessening of the fakes and an increase of potential matches. Also regular checking on your profile, making changes etc., went toward convincing those more serious minded Dominants I knew what I wanted and was interested in finding it as oppossed to playing games. Unfortunately, Moonkissed the site where Master found me, seems to have disappeared.

Catalina

 

[hurtme]

*sigh* how many of those emails have I got...I lost count...see the thing is, I think that when you meet someone, online or in real life, its a good idea to be respectful...and I can't tell you how many of those "I am your master, you will send a reply to me by such and such a time or you will be punished' emial I have recieved. Which I think is rude in general...but also, ignorant as hell, I mean, I wouldn't let anyone who I didn't know and trust well dominate me. Some people are ok with it, I am not, it is too hard for me to give up control as it is, and if I didn't know someone well and trust them it would be impossible...so I have to like you first...I get your a dom (or you think you are), great for you, but it takes more than that to make me happy, and it is just as much my decision as it is yours.

 

[catalina_francisco]

*sigh* how many of those emails have I got...I lost count...see the thing is, I think that when you meet someone, online or in real life, its a good idea to be respectful...and I can't tell you how many of those "I am your master, you will send a reply to me by such and such a time or you will be punished' emial I have recieved. Which I think is rude in general...but also, ignorant as hell, I mean, I wouldn't let anyone who I didn't know and trust well dominate me. Some people are ok with it, I am not, it is too hard for me to give up control as it is, and if I didn't know someone well and trust them it would be impossible...so I have to like you first...I get your a dom (or you think you are), great for you, but it takes more than that to make me happy, and it is just as much my decision as it is yours.

Oh so very true....demands a Dom do not make, respect perhaps deserves consideration.

Catalina

 

[FungiUg]

Submission is a gift... So contacting someone and saying "Luke, I am your Master" kind of obviates the pleasure of receiving submission as a gift.

(Actually, I always think of Igor and Dr Frankenstein rather than Star Wars... "Mathter!")

 

[lark sparrow]

FungiUg... I AM your Master!!!

It's alive! It's alive!!! Where is my bride??

Ok... if you won't kneel and wear the gown at least wave to Castlepoint for me, will ya?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Submission is a gift... So contacting someone and saying "Luke, I am your Master" kind of obviates the pleasure of receiving submission as a gift.

(Actually, I always think of Igor and Dr Frankenstein rather than Star Wars... "Mathter!")

Actually, you might score points if you sent someone a wav file of Darth Vader saying that...

 

[FungiUg]

FungiUg... I AM your Master!!!

It's alive! It's alive!!! Where is my bride??

Ok... if you won't kneel and wear the gown at least wave to Castlepoint for me, will ya?

Does this mean I can call you a monster, Lark? Or just an evil doctor? (Love your new AV by the way!)

Nope, my lover has made me swear off wearing gowns...

 

[FungiUg]

Actually, you might score points if you sent someone a wav file of Darth Vader saying that...

Shouldn't be impossible. There's the line "I am your Father", the line "Yes, my Master", and I'm sure Darth Vader says Luke at some point. With a bit of edititing...

 

[lark sparrow]

Does this mean I can call you a monster, Lark? Or just an evil doctor? (Love your new AV by the way!)

Nope, my lover has made me swear off wearing gowns...

Yes, I quite like the title of Master Monsterously Evil .... or you can just call me a little monster - whichever you think more fitting. (Ty!)

 

[ethereal~minx]

A good laugh, a good read...well worth the time for the new and inexperienced looking for a safe and genuine relationship.

Catalina

Catalina~ you are a rose!
reading from here has given me a good laugh I must say
~it's funny how one finds these little gems~ I don't know what specifically drew me to this, but the Darth-Luke comments struck me

y'all are great!

 

[Princessintrng]

I have been lucky

here at Lit, I have not received any of those e-mails or PMs. I used to get them all the time on AOL which is why I changed screen names and quit going to any chat rooms. Of course my all time favorite was the IM from a man I never met that was simply put "Knell at your Masters feet bitch and suck my cock" My response was just as simple.... "ignore button"

 

[niteshade]

Man, I must be doing something wrong. I haven't gotten a single one of those emails. lol

 

[Krinaia]

after reading this thread, i set up a bondage.com profile out of curiousity. i think i have a date when i go home

 

[Krinaia]

okay... and yah someone JUST sent me a message informing me that he could "show me a whole new world" - somehow I don't think he was talking astronomy.

 

[A Desert Rose]

okay... and yah someone JUST sent me a message informing me that he could "show me a whole new world" - somehow I don't think he was talking astronomy.

No one has ever sent me one of these e-mails. Not once.

How does this happen to every one but me? Am I that all-around ugly or what?

Yea, I know... some of you are going to say YES! lol
And that's okay, too.

 

[wolf2002]

Am I that all-around ugly or what?

I don;t know about the rest but your legs and feet look pretty delicious...

So what's your email, I'd be happy to write you some vulgar lines...

 

[A Desert Rose]

I don;t know about the rest but your legs and feet look pretty delicious...

So what's your email, I'd be happy to write you some vulgar lines...

oooookay.

This is the best offer I've had in days.... Thanks!

 

[catalina_francisco]

okay... and yah someone JUST sent me a message informing me that he could "show me a whole new world" - somehow I don't think he was talking astronomy.

LOL...Why is it these males think because you exist, it must be just for them. Yeah right, like your just sitting in front of your monitor going through your emails saying, 'No, no, not the one, no, where is he?....oh yes!! there he is at last....my knight in shining armour come to show me the error of 'my ways!!' I found it very frustrating when I was searching for the right person, but recently discoverd Master and I had much the same way of dealing with them. Anything under a decent sized paragragh was deleted as the email was not going to tell anything about the person, and time did not permit to try and extricate information we both felt would be forthcoming if they were serious about meeting someone of like mind. Amazing some feel it is enough to let you know they read your ad and liked what they read, so feel on that limited input you would feel compelled to begin communications and negotiations.

Catalina

 

[Krinaia]

No one has ever sent me one of these e-mails. Not once.

How does this happen to every one but me? Am I that all-around ugly or what?

Yea, I know... some of you are going to say YES! lol
And that's okay, too.

This guy has NOT seen my face. Me being lovely has nothing to do with it and everything to do with the simple fact I'm submissive.

The only positive thing about these emails is the laugh the provide.

It's the serious, let me introduce myself, I'm not going to asssume you're going to want to go to your knees and suck my cock until you get to know me better emails that i enjoy.

 

[FungiUg]

okay... and yah someone JUST sent me a message informing me that he could "show me a whole new world" - somehow I don't think he was talking astronomy.

Oooh, alternate reality? Enter the Matrix? I'm all curious now!

 

[FungiUg]

LOL...Why is it these males think because you exist, it must be just for them.

You mean we're wrong?

 

[FungiUg]

It's the serious, let me introduce myself, I'm not going to asssume you're going to want to go to your knees and suck my cock until you get to know me better emails that i enjoy.

Hmmm... do you think if I said that in my e-mails I'd have more luck? So an introduction would go something like:

"Hi, I'm Bruce, and I'll wait until I know you know me a bit better before telling you to suck my cock."

Well, works for me!

 

[Krinaia]

Hmmm... do you think if I said that in my e-mails I'd have more luck? So an introduction would go something like:

"Hi, I'm Bruce, and I'll wait until I know you know me a bit better before telling you to suck my cock."

Well, works for me!

tell me your favorite color, the name of your dog and your favorite movie of all time and i think i'll suddenly realize i have no muscles in my knee joints... i'll fall at your feet, with no thought in my mind other than to mindlessly obey all your commands to jump off bridges and jump out of parachutes without a plane

(i typed it wrong and found it so amusing, i left it)

Bruce is a pretty name. Did you make that up all by yourself or did you steal it from someone at Denny's.


(i think i just earned myself a severe spanking - i need to write that down in case i'm ever in dire need of a spanking and must resort to emergency back up insults)

 

[FungiUg]

tell me your favorite color, the name of your dog and your favorite movie of all time and i think i'll suddenly realize i have no muscles in my knee joints... i'll fall at your feet, with no thought in my mind other than to mindlessly obey all your commands to jump off bridges and jump out of parachutes without a plane

(i typed it wrong and found it so amusing, i left it)

Bruce is a pretty name. Did you make that up all by yourself or did you steal it from someone at Denny's.


(i think i just earned myself a severe spanking - i need to write that down in case i'm ever in dire need of a spanking and must resort to emergency back up insults)

Jumping out of parachutes without a plane? Wow! Take me, I'm yours!

Er, hang on a sec, something wrong there...

Nope, the dude at Denny's stole it from me (the bastard!). Bruce is my real name (no joke.) "Is your name not Bruce?" "No, it's Michael." "Oh, well, mind if we call you Bruce to avoid confusion?"

My favourite colour is green. I don't have a dog -- I'm a pussy man. Prefer Burmese -- and my last cat's name was The Frumious Bandersnatch (Bandy for short). Favourite movie of all time... you mean I have to pick just one? God...

Nope, can't do it. I could give you a favourite book of all time, but not a movie. Ah well... I knew it was too good to be true.

 

[hurtme]

Rose, I don't know why your unhappy that you don't recieve emails like that. I still get them on a fairly regular basis. It snot like I have a pic up anywhere, so I know its not my lovely face that causes men to say what they say. My last one was earlier in the week, he sent me a long drawn out email that he obviously spent some time on, so to be polite I responded (hey, gotta give everyone one chance) and he reponded to that by telling me exactly how, and when I should respond to him, wanting a whole list of the times i am available, and whenever I am not available, a reason why...every time...hello creepy...he also wanted ot know my deepest, darkest secrets and sexual fantasies. Now, I am a pretty open person as far as talking about myself, there is not much (if anything) I consider deep and dark enough to not tell anyone, but hell, can we say a little insecure to come on so damn strong, considering I had sent the guy one emailing saying not much moer than hey, I am flattered, thanks for the compliment? Needless to say, mail from that persons addy now goes directly into the trash folder, I get stalkers in r/l...I don't need them online as well...