An Ecclectic Collection.

I had an old commodore 64 when I was a kid, so I played a lot of stuff like that. And from a glance Kroz looks awesome.
 
I beat two versions, Adventures and Return, but my copy of Kingdom was Shareware, and after level 65 had an increasingly long time between levels while it advertised for the other versions.

Annoying as hell, but the game was awesome.
 
Some great songs , Thank you everyone..

I am really beginning to enjoy this thread. :rose:


Now for a change of pace:D



Dirty Limericks...



There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to f**k
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!


On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."


I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.


 
good stuff yeishia, and I'm enjoying this tread as well, thank you for coming up with it
 
Thank you all for the contributions so far you have all blown me away, thank you:rose:

Now for all the lovely Domme's amongst us..... do I have a treat for you:devil:


Male Submission Art

I couldn't decide which ones to post and so I am including a link to the whole site *licks her lips, drooling"

Here is a gentle tease: :rose:

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Another.... its bigger on the site::devil:

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Yummy!:D

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Now GO.....

Male Submission Art



:kiss:


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Thanks for posting White I loved them:rose:


Now what will you post for Christmas:devil:
 
Pure indulgance for the Vampire lovers amongst us!

Well this is a little bit of self indulgence..............:devil:


Trues blood Song!

I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And every shadow filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.

I'm the kind to sit up in his room.
Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.
I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.
Ow, ooh.

I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.


Opening Credits of True Blood


Portrait of Sookie



Nice Images of Bad Things



deviantart.com



Can you tell that I adore this song the guitar licks are out of this world!

And of course

I wanna do bad things

with you!

:rose:
 



Thanks so much Lady T...so funny. The one with the dove I was getting the woossie fuzzies and then...splat!!!!:eek:


This is incredible. Saw it on the National News a few months back. It was made piece by piece, each person/persons listening too and then adding to those who played before them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM

Thanks so much I really enjoyed this:rose:




Christmas fun coming soon....stay tuned:devil:
 
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