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An Ecclectic Collection.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdM5jWVS-g Santa's packin' a tank.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ofN0rqlxg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--FyndryTFo Cats are Evil. Cats on Roombas are extra evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ofN0rqlxg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--FyndryTFo Cats are Evil. Cats on Roombas are extra evil.
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Signature Lines
Signature Lines
Author:Unknown
I found these and just had to share
Build a thousand bridges in your lifetime, but suck one dick, are you known forever as the bridge builder?
Violet wands. They're everywhere you expect them to be. --Visa
They're always after me lil red ass. --Lucky Charms
Don't beat subs without it. --American Express
You can hear the wax drop. --Sprint
Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh what sweet pain You bring! -AlkaSeltzer
What would you do for a spreader bar? --Klondike
Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don't. --Mounds & Almond Joy
P-A-D-D-L-E-S, paddles leave the very best...bruises. --Nestle
Get a piece of the crop. --Prudential
BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! --Pepsi-Cola
Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. -Timex
This world's no fun. In my world, there are people in chains and you can ride around on them like ponies... Come beat the softer side of rears -Sears Roebuck-
It's a feel thing -CocaCola-
An ass is a terrible thing to waste. -NAACP-
Just what the Domme ordered -Dr. Pepper-
(close in on 3 frogs in a pond, dressed in leather teddies): S.....and.....M -Budweiser-
Smacks great. Less stinging. -Bud Lite-
Subspace Inside -Intel-
Imagine yourself down on your knees. -Mercury-
Gimme an ache, gimme an ache... -KitKat-
Know what comes between me and that paddle? Nothing -Calvin Klein-
Where's the cuffs? -Wendy's-
I don't want to hold back, I'm a Toys "R" Us Dom... -Toys 'R' Us-
You deserve a spank today -McDonald's-
He likes it. He likes it. Hey SAMmy -Life Cereal-
This is not your father's S+M -Oldsmobile-
Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge-
Home of the flogger -Burger King-
The more you kneel, the more you feel -National Education Council-
It does a body good. -National Dairy Council-
(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a scene. Any questions? --Anti-Drug Foundation
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why does a man have a hole in his penis? To get some air to his brain.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader.
How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? From the snoring.
"The only 'unnatural' sex is that which you cannot physically perform." ....Alfred Kinsey
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
There are two kinds of pain in the world, the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
Reality is for people who don't understand ~sub space~
Kinky is using a chicken feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.Edge Play is when you do piercings with the bones.
Signature Lines
Author:Unknown
I found these and just had to share
Build a thousand bridges in your lifetime, but suck one dick, are you known forever as the bridge builder?
Violet wands. They're everywhere you expect them to be. --Visa
They're always after me lil red ass. --Lucky Charms
Don't beat subs without it. --American Express
You can hear the wax drop. --Sprint
Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh what sweet pain You bring! -AlkaSeltzer
What would you do for a spreader bar? --Klondike
Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don't. --Mounds & Almond Joy
P-A-D-D-L-E-S, paddles leave the very best...bruises. --Nestle
Get a piece of the crop. --Prudential
BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! --Pepsi-Cola
Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. -Timex
This world's no fun. In my world, there are people in chains and you can ride around on them like ponies... Come beat the softer side of rears -Sears Roebuck-
It's a feel thing -CocaCola-
An ass is a terrible thing to waste. -NAACP-
Just what the Domme ordered -Dr. Pepper-
(close in on 3 frogs in a pond, dressed in leather teddies): S.....and.....M -Budweiser-
Smacks great. Less stinging. -Bud Lite-
Subspace Inside -Intel-
Imagine yourself down on your knees. -Mercury-
Gimme an ache, gimme an ache... -KitKat-
Know what comes between me and that paddle? Nothing -Calvin Klein-
Where's the cuffs? -Wendy's-
I don't want to hold back, I'm a Toys "R" Us Dom... -Toys 'R' Us-
You deserve a spank today -McDonald's-
He likes it. He likes it. Hey SAMmy -Life Cereal-
This is not your father's S+M -Oldsmobile-
Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge-
Home of the flogger -Burger King-
The more you kneel, the more you feel -National Education Council-
It does a body good. -National Dairy Council-
(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a scene. Any questions? --Anti-Drug Foundation
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why does a man have a hole in his penis? To get some air to his brain.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader.
How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? From the snoring.
"The only 'unnatural' sex is that which you cannot physically perform." ....Alfred Kinsey
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
There are two kinds of pain in the world, the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
Reality is for people who don't understand ~sub space~
Kinky is using a chicken feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.Edge Play is when you do piercings with the bones.
AngelofDeath
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For anyone who has worked in a hospital or had to stay in one and had th evil bitch nurse.
God Wants Local Man Dead; Local Man; Bring it
Part One: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081148&postcount=1
Part Two: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081170&postcount=8
Part Three: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081195&postcount=19
Part Four: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081476&postcount=49
Part Five: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2082008&postcount=85
Part Six: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2082357&postcount=106
Part Seven: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2083396&postcount=150
Part Eight: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2085901&postcount=201
Part Nine: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2090121&postcount=259
Part Ten(last one): http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2094482&postcount=380
God Wants Local Man Dead; Local Man; Bring it
Part One: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081148&postcount=1
Part Two: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081170&postcount=8
Part Three: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081195&postcount=19
Part Four: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2081476&postcount=49
Part Five: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2082008&postcount=85
Part Six: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2082357&postcount=106
Part Seven: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2083396&postcount=150
Part Eight: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2085901&postcount=201
Part Nine: http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2090121&postcount=259
Part Ten(last one): http://pcpowerplay.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=2094482&postcount=380
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I am still laughing... I think my family is afraid enter and check on me...
SO FUNNY!!!
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Happy New Year every one
Well it had to happen
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR 3d animationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgsO2N-jjQ
Well it had to happen
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR 3d animationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgsO2N-jjQ
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I wasnt sure where to put this...........It is so funny
Bob Saget Lyrics
Old English Folk Song Lyrics
There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock
Stroking his whiskers and shaking his
Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks
Teaching their children, to player with their
Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore
Along came a lady who looked like
A descent young lady and walked like a duck
Said she discovered, a new way to
Bring up the children to sew and to knit
The boys in the stables where shoveling up
Contents of stables left after the hunt
The car man was feeing a nice piece of
Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls
In came the dear maid to play with his
Dog in the dairy where she did belong
If you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong..
Bob Saget Lyrics
Old English Folk Song Lyrics
There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock
Stroking his whiskers and shaking his
Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks
Teaching their children, to player with their
Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore
Along came a lady who looked like
A descent young lady and walked like a duck
Said she discovered, a new way to
Bring up the children to sew and to knit
The boys in the stables where shoveling up
Contents of stables left after the hunt
The car man was feeing a nice piece of
Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls
In came the dear maid to play with his
Dog in the dairy where she did belong
If you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong..
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Since its Almost (ok, just over a month, but I don't think I'm stepping on any holiday toes in between) Valentines, I am getting started...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-dUnqHei8&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvva9fpsoQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-dUnqHei8&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvva9fpsoQ
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Lady T I laughed so much at those thank you
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Someone who shall remain nameless sent me this recently, at first as a female I was offended and then I LMAO
Enjoy!
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5.. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6.. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set hand brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror..
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27.. Release hand brake.
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Someone who shall remain nameless sent me this recently, at first as a female I was offended and then I LMAO
Enjoy!
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5.. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6.. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set hand brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror..
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27.. Release hand brake.
Nightbird
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So wrong but so funny.. You really do need to watch it all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsJfBsNpTJM&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsJfBsNpTJM&NR=1
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