ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[whisperdconsent]

Classic asshattery It is a shame you are required to be respectful to everyone, because not everyone deserves it, that's for sure!
And just to say, that entire "worried about the camera" thing is pretty common. When my company got new laptops with built in cameras for all of their employees, I noticed that about two thirds of employees had their cameras covered over with electrical or duct tape within the first week

That actually makes me feel better... i am not very computer savvy and worried i was being paranoid. Except for occasionally paying bills, which She has set up so i don't have to do much, i only come here as a reward and that is rare. my days are filled with chores and keeping myself presentable for Her. To hear that others are also worried about the camera is comforting.

She says that being respectful, no matter what one is faced with shows a higher degree of civility and that even if they don't deserve it i must always know my place and that rudeness is something She will decide is required not me. She holds me to Her high standards and i do my best because She is my world.

Thank you very much for your reply, it was very helpful

 

[whisperdconsent]

I wish I got messages like these, just for the novelty value.
But alas, women don't seem to be as obsessive or nearly as many in number as this particular strain of male human and I don't seem to be reeling in any obnoxious gays.

i have a male friend who is gay and also in a M/s relationship and he has told me that he often gets messages from straight men who badger him for sex but he doesn't come here and perhaps that is why? i don't know what sites he visits so i can not say much more than that... i appreciate that you responded... thank you

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

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When i politely replied i was NOT aroused and masturbating he still decided that i was hungry for his cock and wanted nothing more than to have it rammed into all my orifices.

Having no experience with this type of site or the pm thing and not knowing the protocols, and being expected to be respectful and courteous at all times i replied that i was in a relationship with a woman who was also my Owner and that i did not his, or anyone's, cock rammed in me anywhere.

This seems to have been encouraging to him and he continued with how both myself and my Domina were both dying to have him 'pound us both until we were raw and couldn't walk'.

The majority of people here seem to be respectful and nice and i have learned i don't have to respond just because i received a message.

I'm always surprised when a guy talks to a girl using "guy" words:

RAM
POUND
CRAM
STUFF
HAMMER

My pussy is a treasure for goodness sake - why would I want to be pounded raw until we couldn't walk??

I like a little dirty cyber once in a while. I like my share of rough sex. Creative and weird sex. But I don't think having you stuff your rock hard cock meat in to my pussy until I'm raw is too appealing.

whisperdconsent - your Domina is lucky to you!

 

[whisperdconsent]

I am glad you now know this. It's not rude or disrespectful to not reply to messages that show disrespect to you, in fact one could argue it shows conscientiousness to the wider community to not encourage such behaviour and yourself, ( and your relationship) to not respond

Yes, my Domme said the same thing when She read those messages and saw my replies to them... 'Don't feed the squirrels because they will look for nuts everywhere', She said which made me giggle a little. I have always explained to anyone that has sent me a message that She will see them that i could be punished but that wasn't a deterrent.

She always looks to see where i was and what i was doing when i am allowed to go online, whether i reply or just read. She is very protective of me and except for when She is at work never lets me stray from Her sight. At home i am not allowed to have a closed door between me and Her. Her Friends, who are all in the Life, seem to be amused by this over-protectiveness but those are the ones who don't really know the dynamics of my relationship with Her or know me intimately like She does.

i am really very shy and to be honest frightened by people. She teasingly calls me
Her 'frightened little kitty' because in the rare times She takes me out into the public i always hang onto Her skirt or belt loops and go into panic mode if loose my grip. When some approaches Her i hide and peek around Her, even if it the hostess of a restaurant seating Us. Even the rule about closed doors is as much because i don't like being out of Her sight and get panicky. i used to be Her assistant, which is how i met Her, but it was hard on me so how i stay at home.. which works for me because i hate wearing anything except for my collar and even taking it off for a second really makes me feel awful.

 

[whisperdconsent]

I'm always surprised when a guy talks to a girl using "guy" words:

RAM
POUND
CRAM
STUFF
HAMMER

My pussy is a treasure for goodness sake - why would I want to be pounded raw until we couldn't walk??

I like a little dirty cyber once in a while. I like my share of rough sex. Creative and weird sex. But I don't think having you stuff your rock hard cock meat in to my pussy until I'm raw is too appealing.

whisperdconsent - your Domina is lucky to you!

That is the way i feel too! It isn't mine, it belongs to Her, but it is a treasure!!

i love what ever pleases Her and sometimes it is rough and sometimes very gentle, but either way it is loving. i have never done cybersex and am not sure i know how. Sometimes She sends me a dirty message and dirty talk is fun but that's something between Her and me.

One thing i did learn was that if i pay attention, not something i always do, i can tell that the 'Woman' i might talk to isn't one. i don't understand why they would do that and not just be themselves. i mean i know why but Why?

and thank you for that last part of your comment though i think i am the lucky one to have found someone who understands me and cares about me and loves me as much as She does. BTW last June She had some Friends over and after dinner She had me kneel down and presented me with a new Collar. It turned out to be a Collaring Ceremony to re-affirm Her Ownership of me... i must have cried for a week. i an even getting all weepy now just typing about it, darn it!!! i can be so silly sometimes!!! She is even considering getting me a tattoo on my right butt cheek to show She owns me. i would love it but She hasn't decided whether or not She wants my butt marked with something other than redness...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I wish I got messages like these, just for the novelty value.
But alas, women don't seem to be as obsessive or nearly as many in number as this particular strain of male human and I don't seem to be reeling in any obnoxious gays.

I've never gotten anything remotely like these scrawlings from Lit women. Playful? Flirty? Overtly sexual? Sure. But, "ME. FUCK. NOW." scratched in ashes-and-dog-urine on a piece of bark and left by my hut? No. They mostly have this annoying habit of approaching you like an actual human instead of a delivery system for genitalia.

 

[Farawyn]

I wish I got messages like these, just for the novelty value.
But alas, women don't seem to be as obsessive or nearly as many in number as this particular strain of male human and I don't seem to be reeling in any obnoxious gays.

Maybe I'll drink later and try to craft a real beaut for you. Just have to work on an obnoxious alt name so you don't know it's me. Yes?

 

[Blue]

Maybe I'll drink later and try to craft a real beaut for you. Just have to work on an obnoxious alt name so you don't know it's me. Yes?

If your ego can bare the reputation of first woman to compose an unreasonably pseudo-flirtatious and unnecessarily sexual letter of admiration, go right ahead.

 

[Farawyn]

If your ego can bare the reputation of first woman to compose an unreasonably pseudo-flirtatious and unnecessarily sexual letter of admiration, go right ahead.

I'll put robots in it. And I'll say nookular reactor.
And cats.

*goes off to start drinking*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LallyH]

*pulls up the comfy chair and grabs the popcorn*

 

[Farawyn]

Awww.
I was just kidding.

And I'm not eating carbs, so the popcorn is killing me.

(Back into the newbie play pen I go!)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

I think you should do it.

: ( no newbie playpen where I am concerned we all play together)

Thank you.

 

[Blue]

Stop dissing my uninvited sticking out tongue smilie pm of rudeness and innuendo.

I'm terribly sorry Elle but you're far too well intentioned and sweet to make a convincing rude and insipid message.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Cumference]

Thank you, I think. Isn't sweet in the same vein as insipid?

I can say all the rude words too. . ( it just wouldn't have been appropriate ). (

( edit: literotica, is a fun place. I am trying to think where else outside home and since proper adulthood else can I indulge in physical exhibitionism in appropriate places, discuss kink, swear like a trooper on occasion and still be called 'sweet' )

It is the pink flowers. No matter what you do, a person with flowers in her AV, is "sweet".
No talk about sticking flowers in the VAG!


I have not had an asshat-PM for ages.
I think it is the plunger that keeps them away.

Maybe I should change my AV to something with a lot of flesh and my sig-line to "I've never met a vegetable that couldn't fit in an orifice".
That should send the leg-humping mouthbreathers typing.

(I guess I should go to bed now )

 

[Ldy_Sea]

There are a lot of people who make fun of my sig line, but it has stopped all the ass hats from PMing me. Haven't had one since I started using this sig line.

 

[Cumference]

There are a lot of people who make fun of my sig line, but it has stopped all the ass hats from PMing me. Haven't had one since I started using this sig line.

Too many syllables.
They never make it to the end without going flaccid.... then they run!

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Too many syllables.
They never make it to the end without going flaccid.... then they run!

Whatever works.

 

[Blue]

I just remembered that I did get one!
First message I ever received on this site back when I didn't have an avatar:

"Title: Welcome to this naughty world

Hi
I am Ron
an older wickeder man
would love to be friends and know you better"

Definitely one of the nicer ones, I just told him I was male in response.

 

[cookiecat]

I don't get a ton of messages and I haven't received any asshat messages. What's with that?

 

[LallyH]

I don't get a ton of messages and I haven't received any asshat messages. What's with that?

I only ever receive nice polite messages. I think I scare the nutters