ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[SheLikes2Watch]

It's fingernails on the chalkboard when someone uses "cum" for come - ie, do you want to cum with me?

I see what you did there. Super clever.

Totally read that in the voice of Raven from Teen Titans Go (voice actress Tara Strong).

 

[Farawyn]

I haven't gotten an asshat PM in awhile.

Guess I'm not a newbie anymore.

 

[KimGordon67]

Seems like he doesn't know when he has lost and when he finally figures it out, his ego is hurt lol

I guess it still surprises me when I encounter men who think a woman's clothes will fall of just because he pays her some attention.

 

[Sissyjasmine84]

I guess it still surprises me when I encounter men who think a woman's clothes will fall of just because he pays her some attention.

There are those bad apples lol. I even ran into that problem once myself before i became a sissy lol. Good thing most sites have an option to block pol.

 

[DarkSimian]

I guess it still surprises me when I encounter men who think a woman's clothes will fall of just because he pays her some attention.

Wait, what?!? Well, there goes my modus operandi....

 

[Sissyjasmine84]

Wait, what?!? Well, there goes my modus operandi....

Sorry dark simon girls gotta stick together lol

 

[Farawyn]

Wait, what?!? Well, there goes my modus operandi....

You are far from an asshat.

 

[DarkSimian]

You are far from an asshat.

well, then how DO I get y'alls close to fall off?

 

[Farawyn]

well, then how DO I get y'alls close to fall off?

What clothes?

 

[DarkSimian]

What clothes?

*looks at Fara* very interesting

 

[MastersDelight]

What clothes?

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Farawyn]

Pics or it didn't happen

Check out my profile.

 

[HisArpy]

well, then how DO I get y'alls close to fall off?

Scissors. Greatest discovery known to man. We learn about them at birth. Well, most of us do.

 

[Sissyjasmine84]

Check out my profile.

Saw your profile. Wish I had a cute butt like yours. Thats also a very pretty thong you have as well.

 

[DarkSimian]

Well, all, time for this fuzzy Beast to head to bed. Later all

 

[Farawyn]

Well, all, time for this fuzzy Beast to head to bed. Later all

Night DS! Good sleep!

 

[MastersDelight]

Check out my profile.

*squeee* FAR BOOTY!

 

[Farawyn]

Saw your profile. Wish I had a cute butt like yours. Thats also a very pretty thong you have as well.

Thank you.
And now it's gone.

 

[MastersDelight]

Well, all, time for this fuzzy Beast to head to bed. Later all

Me too, my droppin ass needs a nap.

 

[Farawyn]

*squeee* FAR BOOTY!

That was for YOU!

 

[Sissyjasmine84]

Well, all, time for this fuzzy Beast to head to bed. Later all

Good night dark simian and masterful delight

 

[KimGordon67]

This isn't so much asshat as just wtf? Received completely out of the blue, with no prior communication with the sender:
"Is it true that women are multi orgasmic and can have back to back orgasm?"

Should I reply with the 'Would you like me to Google that for you?' weblink?

 

[Penuche]

Unsolicited arrival today:
(title 'I'm looking for a real man;-)')
"F1nd you, my Loll1p0p. Look1ng f0r a n3w exper1ence? No marr1ed, 0nly delight. Wr1te me (my ID 915694) here http://******/2cz5D4Y"

Um, excuse me, you appear to have mistaken me for somebody who gives a toss. You also appear to have misgendered me. BTW leet is such a turn on - not!

 

[DarkSimian]

This isn't so much asshat as just wtf? Received completely out of the blue, with no prior communication with the sender:
"Is it true that women are multi orgasmic and can have back to back orgasm?"

Should I reply with the 'Would you like me to Google that for you?' weblink?

maybe you were his "PM a Friend" on "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire"?

 

[KimGordon67]

maybe you were his "PM a Friend" on "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire"?

Well, he was out of luck if he was relying on me.
I ended up having a very bizarre conversation with him ... difficult to tell if he was genuine or spinning a line.