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How bizarre? Like "Men in Black are following me around to take me back to the mothership" or "I really get off on sniffing dirty socks"?
ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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How bizarre? Like "Men in Black are following me around to take me back to the mothership" or "I really get off on sniffing dirty socks"?
MastersDelight
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Am I just desensitized or does that fetish not sound all that bizzare?
cookiecat
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Wait. What? Far butt??
KimGordon67
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More like 'I'm a virgin - tell me everything about what makes a woman happy'. (I'm paraphrasing a little there, but that's the general gist of it.)
MastersDelight
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Sounds like he's looking for wank fodder by playing dumb.
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it was either that or Bigfoot porn *shrugs*
cookiecat
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For some reason, I looked up bigfoot porn. It seemed to be a 70's thing. Really really weird.
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Thank you, internet, for confirming my worst fears lol
cookiecat
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Yesterday, I wanted a sexy nun picture. OMG. There are some really really wrong images if you google sexy nun.
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now I'm gonna have to google sexy nun
on a side note, random google is how I found my profile pic
KimGordon67
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That was my guess - because the internet isn't already replete with such stuff - EVEN if Bigfoot or nuns are your thing. Amazingly, dinosaur erotica is also a thing. Seriously.
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La damnee elle la licorne
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On your feet, damn it!
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Agreed - the lift from a good PM at the right time can be amazing.
KimGordon67
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This sort of thing is my favourite of the genre:
"Hey sexy! I'm sure you're drowning in PM's but I thought I'd give it a shot. Perhaps mine will offer something more...intimate...than others. I like writing detailed, passionate and sensual erotica. Could I read some to you? There's lots of juicy details, foreplay, oral, etc"
See - it *sounds* like he's maybe read my profile/post and is really writing to ME, but closer examination reveals that this is a form PM that he properly fires out to anyone who appears to be female and breathing. Oh - and there were photos. Not dick pics though.
"Hey sexy! I'm sure you're drowning in PM's but I thought I'd give it a shot. Perhaps mine will offer something more...intimate...than others. I like writing detailed, passionate and sensual erotica. Could I read some to you? There's lots of juicy details, foreplay, oral, etc"
See - it *sounds* like he's maybe read my profile/post and is really writing to ME, but closer examination reveals that this is a form PM that he properly fires out to anyone who appears to be female and breathing. Oh - and there were photos. Not dick pics though.
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Farawyn
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This sort of thing is my favourite of the genre:
"Hey sexy! I'm sure you're drowning in PM's but I thought I'd give it a shot. Perhaps mine will offer something more...intimate...than others. I like writing detailed, passionate and sensual erotica. Could I read some to you? There's lots of juicy details, foreplay, oral, etc"
See - it *sounds* like he's maybe read my profile/post and is really writing to ME, but closer examination reveals that this is a form PM that he properly fires out to anyone who appears to be female and breathing. Oh - and there were photos. Not dick pics though.
Photos of that great new recipe he cooked?
KimGordon67
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Photos of that great new recipe he cooked?
I wish - that probably would have been more use to me. I need some culinary inspiration.
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Farawyn
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JtohisPB/Brooke :)
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Got another PM out of the blue.
She keeps asking me to transfer money to a Nigerian bank account, but I'm sure that's just a foreign way of getting acquainted.
I got a good feeling about this one!
You should forward this one to Laurel. She would want to know that a Lit member is making these phishing attempts.
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Farawyn
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Got another PM out of the blue.
She keeps asking me to transfer money to a Nigerian bank account, but I'm sure that's just a foreign way of getting acquainted.
I got a good feeling about this one!
Yes. But what does the CAT think?
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cookiecat
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#1
She must be jelous of your hot fertile pussy! how often did you and her husband fuck? Ever feel like you had been impregnated after a hot afternoon of sex?
#2
I have only been fucked once but want to be dicked by big long cocks in all kinds of positions.
Hope to hear from you.
#3
wow, bet seeing all this dick gets your panties moist today. You won't need the glasses, but i would love to kiss you and snowball your pussy after a somebody fills your sweet lips. Ever been back home to hubby with someone else's semen in you?
She must be jelous of your hot fertile pussy! how often did you and her husband fuck? Ever feel like you had been impregnated after a hot afternoon of sex?
#2
I have only been fucked once but want to be dicked by big long cocks in all kinds of positions.
Hope to hear from you.
#3
wow, bet seeing all this dick gets your panties moist today. You won't need the glasses, but i would love to kiss you and snowball your pussy after a somebody fills your sweet lips. Ever been back home to hubby with someone else's semen in you?
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