BDSM Horse

[FurryFury]

Y'all are funny as shit!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Fury

 

[Chicklet]

my PYL told me this joke: What did the deaf kid with no arms and legs get for christmas?






















chemo

 

[callinectes]

Here is the ultimate act of submission. i let my Dom chop off ALL of my limbs. He wanted me to be completely dependent on Him in every way. my knickname is Bob because that's what i do when You put me in water. i beat you all!!!!

(Alright, that was bad. i know...but still. *snickers*)

Yeah, but are they shark infested waters???

 

[Shankara20]

Well, I suppose it depends on how deep the water is there, Bob. Keep your head up! (Oh, Jesus, that was bad, too.)

Is that your brother Russell over there in that pile of leaves?

 

[BiBunny]

Is that your brother Russell over there in that pile of leaves?

*Snort*

I'm an only child.

 

[Shankara20]

*Snort*

I'm an only child.

Then Ilene, that lady with one short leg, is not your sister, right?

 

[Chicklet]

twin brother without arms and legs named Matt on my doorstep?

 

[trojan_man_co]

most sublyest sub?

i once read an article in some online news paper about a gay guy in the uk who during bdsm let his master literally castrated him with rubber bands and a sowing kid... then the dom had a friend doctor come by and they did the same style rubber bands, and made him a eunuch... now he only gets sexual gratification at all from his prostrate stimulated and thats it and has to pee out of a tube. the best part was, after the dom did all these things and the man willingly submitted through the torture, the dom dumped him saying he wasn’t man enough, and thats why the guy was coming forward to tell his story so no one else would fall victim to the guy.. i dont have a copy of the article but it was several years back and im not saying its true but that’s what I call submission to the extream...

 

[lil_slave_rose]

i once read an article in some online news paper about a gay guy in the uk who during bdsm let his master literally castrated him with rubber bands and a sowing kid... then the dom had a friend doctor come by and they did the same style rubber bands, and made him a eunuch... now he only gets sexual gratification at all from his prostrate stimulated and thats it and has to pee out of a tube. the best part was, after the dom did all these things and the man willingly submitted through the torture, the dom dumped him saying he wasn’t man enough, and thats why the guy was coming forward to tell his story so no one else would fall victim to the guy.. i dont have a copy of the article but it was several years back and im not saying its true but that’s what I call submission to the extream...

to me that is not an ultimate act of submission that's an ultimate act of ignorance. sorry i just don't see that as submission..some might though *shrugs*

 

[graceanne]

LOL *wheeze*

 

[Quint]

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[ammre]

i carved a design into my arm with a scalpel , cut my tongue in half, and hung from hooks!
Clearly i'm the best mashchist.



(What if i want to be the HORSE? I mean, cmon, those cute boots with the hooves...)

 

[Marquis]

i carved a design into my arm with a scalpel , cut my tongue in half, and hung from hooks!
Clearly i'm the best mashchist.



(What if i want to be the HORSE? I mean, cmon, those cute boots with the hooves...)

True, we may have to limit entries in a specific category or you'd take us all out.

I bet I have a few challenges you'd have a hard time with though...