Be as boring as possible.

[midwestyankee]

I read that the worlds termites outweigh the humans by a ratio of 10 to 1.

Wooden't that be loverly?

 

[DanielaRo]

HELL I can not be boring lmao..

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I found a "letter" in my "mailbox" today. Well, I don't want to get into an argument with someone over the "terminology" or whatever. People call it a mailbox, but I never thought it really looked like a "box" that much. I mean, mine is more like a curved tunnel (it is curved on top). I guess I would call it more of a mini-railroad tunnel, because that is what it resembles to me, more than a "box." Although there is the problem of this: a tunnel has an opening on both ends, and my "mail tunnel" does not.

It was not a letter, too, which I feel kind of guilty about saying. It was a decal, but no actual correspondence.

Okay, so I am going to start again, and here goes: "I found a decal enclosed in a letter-size envelope in my mini-mail (blocked at one end) railroad tunnel."

I am hoping this is more accurate, because it is as clear as I think I can be right now. If you have a problem with it, then okay, take it up with me (by PM or in this thread, or if you are someone who has my IM address or email you can use that instead - it's fine), but don't just stew about it, or act like I "did you wrong," linguistically speaking, which is what they say in country songs (except, not the linguistic part).

 

[tekgirl]

My cat is sitting behind me on the back of the couch. He is looking at our parakeet. He is always watching our parakeet. The parakeet is not aware of this. I wonder if I should warn him that he is being stalked.

 

[dawei]

I drove my car for an hour in the rain today trying not to fall asleep at the wheel. Rather than stopping at Starbucks, like I usually do, I instead stopped at a gym. It worked, and I keep on driving.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I found an interesting looking freckle thingie on my shoulder, tis a weird colour and just looks and feels odd and I keep wanting to scratch it now that I know it is there. I wonder why it was not itchy before I knew it was there?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill.

 

[Cattypuss]

I just ate a Digestive biscuit very very slowly.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill.

Our $5 note has a tractor on it. You really have to look but it is there.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Our $5 note has a tractor on it. You really have to look but it is there.

My tractor has red on it. You really have to look, but there's a little bit left. Near the mid-mount PTO shaft.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have a dream that I will never abandon: to perfect and market to the world a truly quality "Beggin' Strips"-type product for squirrels.

I believe that if we could just reach out to these magical creatures with offerings of delicious, meaty (and possibly nut-laced) treats, we could free their creative energy, and enlist their aid in tackling so many of the world's problems.

 

[Cleopatra]

I'm making up bogus words and beating people on Words With Friends with them.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm making up bogus words and beating people on Words With Friends with them.

Sooo quantibuterian.

 

[Cleopatra]

Sooo quantibuterian.

That could score me some good points if I could land it on a TW.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That could score me some good points if I could land it on a TW.

Oh yeah. You'd be elatidated.

 

[Cleopatra]

Oh yeah. You'd be elatidated.

Work a "z" or a "q" in there, and you've got it.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Snails can sleep up to 3 years.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

My coffee tastes bitter today.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I was extremely bored at 4am this morning so decided to work out how many times I have had sex in the last 3 years. I have no idea why I needed to work it out or why I picked 3 years however a massive 5 times was the answer.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I was extremely bored at 4am this morning so decided to work out how many times I have had sex in the last 3 years. I have no idea why I needed to work it out or why I picked 3 years however a massive 5 times was the answer.

Okay, there has to be something massively *wrong* with NZ men. Or are the sheep just that good?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Okay, there has to be something massively *wrong* with NZ men. Or are the sheep just that good?

Seconded. And thirded.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Okay, there has to be something massively *wrong* with NZ men. Or are the sheep just that good?

Seconded. And thirded.

Haha, I think the sheep are that good, hell the sex shops even sell blow up sheep.

 

[OzoneRed]

Snails can sleep up to 3 years.

In my next life, I'm going to be a snail.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

Haha, I think the sheep are that good, hell the sex shops even sell blow up sheep.

In my next life, I'm going to be a sheep.

 

[waaitg]

Haha, I think the sheep are that good, hell the sex shops even sell blow up sheep.

Blow up sheep always makes me wonder:

What kind of man is so bad at sex that even real sheep turn him down?