Be as boring as possible.

[Cattypuss]

Thanks Catty, i thought it might be just me who sniggered like a teenager while having images of creepy older guys using really bad pick up lines.

That's it to a T!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I watched some porn last Thursday. There was this hot, blonde non-Kiwi, non-Aussie, non-Brit woman with black lace panties.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

Thanks Catty, i thought it might be just me who sniggered like a teenager while having images of creepy older guys using really bad pick up lines.

I feel a little sad for the general population of Lit, largely a population of older men who like to talk about panties, for just being informed that they're "creepy."

I watched some porn last Thursday. There was this hot, blonde non-Kiwi, non-Aussie, non-Brit woman with black lace panties.

It had to be done. It was your patriotic duty.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It had to be done. It was your patriotic duty.

It was that or watch the N.Y. Knickers lose.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

It was that or watch the N.Y. Knickers lose.

Great link. I got really confused. In India I think you might have just said something really smutty.

For me, the high points were the use of the word "collocation", and the discussion of panty liners. Oh pardon me, knicker liners.

I was disappointed there was no mention of the knicker craze in America during the early 1980s, in which we all wore short pants that buttoned at the cuff, usually corduroy - the sort of thing we think British people wear when they go lawn bowling.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Great link. I got really confused. In India I think you might have just said something really smutty.

For me, the high points were the use of the word "collocation", and the discussion of panty liners. Oh pardon me, knicker liners.

I was disappointed there was no mention of the knicker craze in America during the early 1980s, in which we all wore short pants that buttoned at the cuff, usually corduroy - the sort of thing we think British people wear when they go lawn bowling.

That would be another amusing conversation in the UK: "I used to wear corduroy knickers, with buttons, when I collocated!"

I think knickers and panties alone can be gotten in a "bunch, twist, knot, or wad." "Underwear" just won't cut it.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I watched some porn last Thursday. There was this hot, blonde non-Kiwi, non-Aussie, non-Brit woman with black lace panties.

I tried to take this post seriously. I really did. Sadly I failed.

 

[Cattypuss]

Me too. Sadly my reading of that post has also effected an instant recategorisation of DGE in my head.

Before: articulate, literate, bright, witty, hot lovegod.

After: this -

 

[Tryharder62]

Dang!

Where did they find my sexy picture? I'm thinking of getting a new scarf!

 

[Tryharder62]

What it says about me.

I must really be bored because this thread is the most fun I have had all morning.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I tried to take this post seriously. I really did. Sadly I failed.

Are we two Litsters separated by a sheer piece of frilly lingerie?

Me too. Sadly my reading of that post has also effected an instant recategorisation of DGE in my head.

Before: articulate, literate, bright, witty, hot lovegod.

After: this -

I don't understand the contradiction. Look at the suave Mr. Hill's deep green beret.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I must really be bored because this thread is the most fun I have had all morning.

Come over and check out my sawdust collection. I have oak, pine, and 12 species of fir.

 

[preternatural]

this is a perfect example of british porn

the only thing missing is john cleese, sluttily removing his tie.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Me too. Sadly my reading of that post has also effected an instant recategorisation of DGE in my head.

Before: articulate, literate, bright, witty, hot lovegod.

After: this -

HAHAHA, takes alot to make me laugh at 5am in the morning. Thank you Catty, I really needed it.

Are we two Litsters separated by a sheer piece of frilly lingerie?

.

And somewhere between 7 and 8,000 miles

 

[Cattypuss]

Pleased to have given satisfaction, Kiwi

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Coca Cola was originally green.

 

[Mr_J]

fixing UV, moving vertexes left and right, up and down, so they are nice and evenly spaced

 

[knot_sweet]

Two solid days of entering stocktake results and doing the adjustments.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I found a key. In a drawer. But here is the weird thing: I don't know what it goes to! HAHAHAHA!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I should be in bed trying to count sheep. Trouble is sheep are really dirty and smelly.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I should be in bed trying to count sheep. Trouble is sheep are really dirty and smelly.

Given your location, it's better that you're counting them than doing what many of your countrymen (allegedly) do with them...

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Given your location, it's better that you're counting them than doing what many of your countrymen (allegedly) do with them...

Um, that was kind of a sheep shot SW...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Um, that was kind of a sheep shot SW...

Shhhhh! I've been trying to subliminally convince her that she needs to move away from Kiwi land, where the men are more interested in sheep than lovely women, and come settle in a country full of horndogs who will treat her right. After all, really... five sexual encounters in the last three years??? WTF is *wrong* with those men?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Shhhhh! I've been trying to subliminally convince her that she needs to move away from Kiwi land, where the men are more interested in sheep than lovely women, and come settle in a country full of horndogs who will treat her right. After all, really... five sexual encounters in the last three years??? WTF is *wrong* with those men?

*whispers...well alright then, your secret is of course safe with me. I won't distract you from your goal, as everyone knows that the best kiwis in the states are imported. So carry on Sir, carry on.

 

[midwestyankee]

Shhhhh! I've been trying to subliminally convince her that she needs to move away from Kiwi land, where the men are more interested in sheep than lovely women, and come settle in a country full of horndogs who will treat her right. After all, really... five sexual encounters in the last three years??? WTF is *wrong* with those men?

Hmmm....attracting kiwis seems to be based on fuzzy logic. But then, kiwis are fuzzy so...carry on.