Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

Well, y'know...

*clearing throat*

I'm older than you.
And I've been naked in public more than most people.

Actually, I was a bit shocked myself. Especially since I had to say no to all the stuff that involved coercion and drugging people and stuff.

And the aircraft carrier. Missed that one too.

bj
but, um, yeah.

I did it on a fire escape and people (that we didn't know were watching) clapped when it was over. That's better than a graveyard except that my butt got really bad dents in it for a few hours afterward.

 

[LeBroz]

45.5%​

I been a baaaaaaad boy — but not so bad that I can't get worse.

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[Tzara]

I did it on a fire escape and people (that we didn't know were watching) clapped when it was over. That's better than a graveyard except that my butt got really bad dents in it for a few hours afterward.

I have fond memories of the Umpqua River, a little south of Myrtle Creek, OR, in full (but, I always hoped, distant) view of Interstate 5.

 

[champagne1982]

I have fond memories of the Umpqua River, a little south of Myrtle Creek, OR, in full (but, I always hoped, distant) view of Interstate 5.

I did it in a courtyard outside the hall at a wedding ...

I did it in the back seat of a convertible at the end of an active runway ... and later remarked upon by a couple of pilots of my ermmm.. acquaintance.

But, no, no graveyard... ours around here are terribly open.

 

[Angeline]

I have fond memories of the Umpqua River, a little south of Myrtle Creek, OR, in full (but, I always hoped, distant) view of Interstate 5.

My fire escape episode was rather late at night, around midnight or so. We didn't think anyone could see, but apparently around four or five guys walking across the street got a pretty good show. It was embarrassing and exciting at the same time. I also did "it" at a be-in in Fairmont Park in Philly. I don't think anyone else was around our immediate vicinity, but they sure could have been. There have been other sort of public shenanigans, but not recently, especially not up here in winter!

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Originally Posted by Champagne1982
I did it in a courtyard outside the hall at a wedding ...

I did it in the back seat of a convertible at the end of an active runway ... and later remarked upon by a couple of pilots of my ermmm.. acquaintance.

But, no, no graveyard... ours around here are terribly open.

Ohmigosh! You're the one who fucked Sonny Corleone at his sister's wedding!

Oh. I almost forgot. My purity score is 54.9%. Just call me Angie Pureheart.

 

[Tzara]

My fire escape episode was rather late at night, around midnight or so. We didn't think anyone could see, but apparently around four or five guys walking across the street got a pretty good show. It was embarrassing and exciting at the same time. I also did "it" at a be-in in Fairmont Park in Philly. I don't think anyone else was around our immediate vicinity, but they sure could have been. There have been other sort of public shenanigans, but not recently, especially not up here in winter!

My river thing was broad daylight, smack in the middle of the day. We were driving back from the Oregon Shakespearian Festival on a very hot day and spied some guys swimming in the river. Took a turnaround and went down to swim ourselves, to cool off. There was a gentle current and some nice pools to glide through on the flow of the river. Then the other people left, and, after some time frolicking in the current, il mio amore, who was at the time drenched in a wet and transparent T-shirt said: "I want you to make love to me."

Hey. I was twenty. Girl didn't need say that twice.

And, I had not yet no career to blow to hell. It was great.

 

[Safe_Bet]

didn't think anyone could see, but apparently around four or five guys walking across the street got a pretty good show. I also did "it" at a be-in in Fairmont Park in Philly.
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Originally Posted by Champagne1982
I did it in a courtyard outside the hall at a wedding ...
I did it in the back seat of a convertible at the end of an active runway ... and later remarked upon by a couple of pilots of my ermmm.. acquaintance.
Ohmigosh! You're the one who fucked Sonny Corleone at his sister's wedding!
Oh. I almost forgot. My purity score is 54.9%. Just call me Angie Pureheart.

Oh SURE! People screwing on fire escapes, at amusement parks, outside of weddings, on runways, in rivers, etc. - not to mention the ones who keep pee and poop in their flipping refrigerators - and ALL of you get higher scores than the poor abused lesbian chick gets, who screws at home like "NICE" people do! (with the exception of bj, and who knows what the hell she had to do to get 12.5!)

* stomps off mumbling about unfair, biased flipping stupid ass tests... *​

 

[Tzara]

Oh SURE! People screwing on fire escapes, at amusement parks, outside of weddings, on runways, in rivers, etc. - not to mention the ones who keep pee and poop in their flipping refrigerators - and ALL of you get higher scores than the poor abused lesbian chick gets, who screws at home like "NICE" people do! (with the exception of bj, and who knows what the hell she had to do to get 12.5!)

* stomps off mumbling about unfair, biased flipping stupid ass tests... *​

Aren't you lesbians like hugely corrupting or something by definition? You know, like have a Master Plan to Corrupt Our Nation's Youth?

I thought I read that someplace.

Oh. Never mind. You live in California. Y'all want us to run on solar power and eat healthy, too.

Ha. Like energy consumption is a problem or something.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Aren't you lesbians like hugely corrupting or something by definition? You know, like have a Master Plan to Corrupt Our Nation's Youth?
I thought I read that someplace.

Oh. Never mind. You live in California. Y'all want us to run on solar power and eat healthy, too.

Ha. Like energy consumption is a problem or something.

The Master Plan... I mean a master plan? No... ummm... no, no master plan here! Whereever did you get such an idea? We're just a bunch of silly girls! Yup, that's us... TeeHee....

BTW, Tzara, did you say you had daughters? Like to meet them some time... you know... just to chat... (Muahahaha)

 

[Tzara]

The Master Plan... I mean a master plan? No... ummm... no, no master plan here! Whereever did you get such an idea? We're just a bunch of silly girls! Yup, that's us... TeeHee....

BTW, Tzara, did you say you had daughters? Like to meet them some time... you know... just to chat... (Muahahaha)

Nope, no kids. No daughters, nor even boys.

So you'll have to limit the corrosive filth of your all-consuming love to keeping your own family extremely happy, to the obvious detriment of society.



See, this is the part I cannot understand: How anyone can think that your happiness is somehow bad for anyone else. Bad!

I don't get that.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nope, no kids. No daughters, nor even boys.

So you'll have to limit the corrosive filth of your all-consuming love to keeping your own family extremely happy, to the obvious detriment of society.

See, this is the part I cannot understand: How anyone can think that your happiness is somehow bad for anyone else. Bad!

I don't get that.

Wow! You impressed Amy! That impresses ME!

Maybe we should invite you down and share a bit of our corrosive filth with you!

Amy's laughing, now! She said, "Bet we could put a smile on your face - smart guy!" - DAMN, now I'm REALLY impressed!

 

[Homburg]

Hey does that mean I am over half way boring?
I wonder if keeping dog pee in the fridge counts?

And, no, I have no plans to store excrement of any kind in my refrigerator any time soon. Though we did do that in the public health lab I worked in. Does that count (it said office)?

Yes and yes.

 

[champagne1982]

Oh SURE! People screwing on fire escapes, at amusement parks, outside of weddings, on runways, in rivers, etc. - not to mention the ones who keep pee and poop in their flipping refrigerators - and ALL of you get higher scores than the poor abused lesbian chick gets, who screws at home like "NICE" people do! (with the exception of bj, and who knows what the hell she had to do to get 12.5!)

* stomps off mumbling about unfair, biased flipping stupid ass tests... *​

Purity ain't all it's cracked up to be. I'd rather be 74.6% pure kink than 100% pure shit. Jus' sayin'.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No.

It means you have a lot of territory to explore. Happy tramping!

So much to do and so little time!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Purity ain't all it's cracked up to be. I'd rather be 74.6% pure kink than 100% pure shit. Jus' sayin'.

(HA! Amy, the world's only "conservative lesbian," got an even lower score than I did! Might be hope for that boi yet!)

 

[Safe_Bet]

I don't really know why, but this commercial cracks me up!

Jim Beam Commercial​

 

[champagne1982]

I don't really know why, but this commercial cracks me up!

Jim Beam Commercial​

Because you're impure, that's why!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Because you're impure, that's why!

It's a hard job, but someone has to do it!
(actually it's not hard. It's all wet and squishy!)

 

[Tzara]

Wow! You impressed Amy! That impresses ME!

Maybe we should invite you down and share a bit of our corrosive filth with you!

Amy's laughing, now! She said, "Bet we could put a smile on your face - smart guy!" - DAMN, now I'm REALLY impressed!

I'm sure you could, and probably drop that purity score of mine by twenty points or so without half trying.

I need to do something. Leon's ahead of me again. I can understand Homburg beating the pants off me (wait--I should probably rephrase that), but this is the second quizzy thing that the L-Man has aced me out.



I must be losing my touch, or not touching enough, or touching the wrong things in right, but not wrong, ways, or something.

 

[Tzara]

So much to do and so little time!

Idle hands are the Devil's tools, y'know.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm sure you could, and probably drop that purity score of mine by twenty points or so without half trying.

Hey, you're talking about the Amynator and the original Flying Love Monkey here. We could get you into single digits, Bub!

I need to do something. Leon's ahead of me again. I can understand Homburg beating the pants off me (wait--I should probably rephrase that), but this is the second quizzy thing that the L-Man has aced me out.

I must be losing my touch, or not touching enough, or touching the wrong things in right, but not wrong, ways, or something.

Here, maybe you need one of THESE to help with that "touch" thing!

P.S. If you don't want her - WE do!

 

[sassynyc]

Hey, UYS, I'm not sure when you're leaving for vacation, but I think a bon voyage shin dig is in order. So boys and girls, I declare tonight in the bistro,

ANNIE-PALOOZA!​

ON THE MARQUEE:​

Jimi Hendrix

• Voodoo Child
  
  
• Purple Haze
  
  
• Fire

The Mamas & The Papas

• California Dreamin’
  
  
• Monday, Monday
  

The Beatles

• Day Tripper
  
  
• Paperback Writer
  
  
• Hello, Goodbye

The bar is fully stocked and the pots are bubbling. Special, ahem, accoutrements have been provided. In the back room, you'll find Leon, Orlando Bloom and a vat of olive oil, to use at your discretion. Your cake is in the back room, with the boys.

P.S. Tz's looking to drop his purity score.....you might be able to help. There's room for him in the back room.....just a suggestion. I like to help, when I can.
Bj's charitable spirit has rubbed off on me.

Happy holiday, lady.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I must be losing my touch, or not touching enough, or touching the wrong things in right, but not wrong, ways, or something.

I would love to help you with that.
We'll get that score down where it truly belongs.

Idle hands are the Devil's tools, y'know.

And busy hands are the Devil's playground. Or the Marquis deSade's amusement park. Or Caligula's campground. Or something.

Hey, you're talking about the Amynator and the original Flying Love Monkey here. We could get you into single digits, Bub!



Here, maybe you need one of THESE to help with that "touch" thing!

P.S. If you don't want her - WE do!

I think I AM her. Except for the football part. And I like hirsute boys but don't insist on them.

I always see you two dressed like cute superheroes when you talk about those nicknames. Saving the world through hot girl on girl action.

bj


eta: Sassy you GO grrrl. I'm thoroughly in for the par-tay. And I suspect UYS would be only one happy volunteer of several for the lower-Tzara's-purity project.

 

[loststar]

oh, Master look! they'd be good to me too. can i go with you? please? pretty please?

See what you started, loststar?

Always happy to start, carry on, and even sometimes finish although it sounds like a whole lot of fun, I dont think I would want that to come to an end. Just think lots of Kansas fun, and I know I would love to be tied up by your skilled hands, and I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure bijou would most defintly enjoy it as well. I think I had better start scheming full force....

 

[Safe_Bet]

Well, I think Anschul has been quiet for long enough!