Bistro Bijou

[champagne1982]

Sounds like a threesome with Anschul and his brother!

Saucy, saucy SB

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Tzara has patented sucking huh? Interesting. That could be a very profitable venture.


Too bad Strawberry Shortcake has faded from fame. Otherwise you could be be Berry Berry Bad Bijou

Yeah, every time you say your poetry sucks you have to send him $2.37 in travelers' checques, or 1000 lira.


argh.
I do know which berry I'd like to smell like, so there's that.

Sounds like a threesome with Anschul and his brother!

*anothermochaspew*

okay, not only was that funny, but it made me think really, really bad thoughts. Two points.

Saucy, saucy SB

That's got a certain ring to it as well.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Can you do the splits or is it just talk?

Front splits, yes. Cold even, pre-stretching is for pussies. Can't do side splits though.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Yeah, every time you say your poetry sucks you have to send him $2.37 in travelers' checques, or 1000 lira.

I'm okay until we start getting charged for negative thoughts. Then I might be in a bit of trouble. It's much harder to bite one's mental lip.


I would sing some annoying strawberry shortcake song right now if I knew one. Just 'cause.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm okay until we start getting charged for negative thoughts. Then I might be in a bit of trouble. It's much harder to bite one's mental lip.


I would sing some annoying strawberry shortcake song right now if I knew one. Just 'cause.

Negative, or just kinky?

Did Strawberry Shortcake even have a song?
I think you should sing something though, definitely.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Negative, or just kinky?

Did Strawberry Shortcake even have a song?
I think you should sing something though, definitely.

bj

Now you are confusing me. I rarely have kinky thoughts about my own poetry. it's the ole 'somebody else's cookie doigh always tastes better' thing.


I thought Strawberry shortcake was worthy of being squashed like a leetle bug under my foot so I am unaware of the details of her annoying little world.

I need at least three drinks before I sing in front of people not related to me. It's a hard and fast rule.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Now you are confusing me. I rarely have kinky thoughts about my own poetry. it's the ole 'somebody else's cookie doigh always tastes better' thing.


I thought Strawberry shortcake was worthy of being squashed like a leetle bug under my foot so I am unaware of the details of her annoying little world.

I need at least three drinks before I sing in front of people not related to me. It's a hard and fast rule.

* Hands Sara a drink *

 

[Sara Crewe]

* Hands Sara a drink *

Don't forget the microphone needs to come right after number three. If there is any kinda pause the brain cells kick in again.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Don't forget the microphone needs to come right after number three. If there is any kinda pause the brain cells kick in again.

I have a request.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Mine after her's! We can all sing THIS song to the chick's in AH!

* hand's Sara another drink and finds mic *

 

[Sara Crewe]

I have a request.

You are getting censored by canadian You tube again. Not available here.


Tsk Tsk

even they know about you

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You are getting censored by canadian You tube again. Not available here.


Tsk Tsk

even they know about you

lolz!
Curses, foiled again.

Kay, how bout this?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

lolz!
Curses, foiled again.

Kay, how bout this?

bj

You gimme Patty's feathers and that may only take two drinks.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You gimme Patty's feathers and that may only take two drinks.

*mixes another drink*

*finds the feather boa stash*

 

[Anschul]

Hey, UYS, I'm not sure when you're leaving for vacation, but I think a bon voyage shin dig is in order. So boys and girls, I declare tonight in the bistro,

ANNIE-PALOOZA!​

ON THE MARQUEE:​

Jimi Hendrix

• Voodoo Child
  
  
• Purple Haze
  
  
• Fire

The Mamas & The Papas

• California Dreamin’
  
  
• Monday, Monday
  

The Beatles

• Day Tripper
  
  
• Paperback Writer
  
  
• Hello, Goodbye

The bar is fully stocked and the pots are bubbling. Special, ahem, accoutrements have been provided. In the back room, you'll find Leon, Orlando Bloom and a vat of olive oil, to use at your discretion. Your cake is in the back room, with the boys.

P.S. Tz's looking to drop his purity score.....you might be able to help. There's room for him in the back room.....just a suggestion. I like to help, when I can.
Bj's charitable spirit has rubbed off on me.

Happy holiday, lady.

Holy shit, but this music is giving me a flashback. Be back in a few hours...Can someone pass me about four fingers of that Australian Jim Beam?
Who said advertising doesn't work?

I'm sorry, what?

Lemme just put this butter back in the fridge so I can focus.

bj

Oh, please, don't toy with my emotions!

 

[Sara Crewe]

*mixes another drink*

*finds the feather boa stash*

Some anonymous voice from the back of the room:

*shots are faster*

 

[Sara Crewe]

Holy shit, but this music is giving me a flashback. Be back in a few hours...Can someone pass me about four fingers of that Australian Jim Beam?
Who said advertising doesn't work?

Oh, please, don't toy with my emotions!

Bj? You have Anschul's emotions in the fridge?

Bad girl!!

 

[Anschul]

Holy shit, but this music is giving me a flashback. Be back in a few hours...Can someone pass me about four fingers of that Australian Jim Beam?
Who said advertising doesn't work?



Bj? You have Anschul's emotions in the fridge?

Bad girl!!

But THAT'S not where I wanted her to put them...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Some anonymous voice from the back of the room:

*shots are faster*

*laughing*

*mixes a pitcher of Red-Headed Sluts*

Bj? You have Anschul's emotions in the fridge?

Bad girl!!

I should have known a chef would have a butter fetish.

*gets the butter back out*
*dabs a bit behind each ear*

But THAT'S not where I wanted her to put them...

That's alright, the emotions aren't what I intend to toy with anyway.

bj

 

[Anschul]

*laughing*

*mixes a pitcher of Red-Headed Sluts*



I should have known a chef would have a butter fetish.

*gets the butter back out*
*dabs a bit behind each ear*




That's alright, the emotions aren't what I intend to toy with anyway.

bj

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.....

 

[champagne1982]

This butter conversation is taking me on a journey to the most sensual anal sex scene in movie history... Yes, Marlon Brando's hand grasping a fistful of butter. Oh my.

 

[Safe_Bet]

This butter conversation is taking me on a journey to the most sensual anal sex scene in movie history... Yes, Marlon Brando's hand grasping a fistful of butter. Oh my.

What planet have I been living on? Marlon Brando?... butter?... anal sex?

How in the hell did I miss that? OK, so I'm stupid! What movie was that in?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

What planet have I been living on? Marlon Brando?... butter?... anal sex?

How in the hell did I miss that? OK, so I'm stupid! What movie was that in?

It was either Assmasters III or Streetcar Named Desire. I forget which.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

It was either Assmasters III or Streetcar Named Desire. I forget which.

bj

Silly. Last Tango In Paris...

 

[Tzara]

Silly. Last Tango In Paris...

I actually wrote a very bad poem about it.

I said margarine, though it was likely butter. In the movie, anyway. (The French, you know. So concerned about ingredients.)