Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

I can understand Homburg beating the pants off me (wait--I should probably rephrase that),

Oh come now, you don't have to rephrase it. Might be safer though...

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Always happy to start, carry on, and even sometimes finish although it sounds like a whole lot of fun, I dont think I would want that to come to an end. Just think lots of Kansas fun, and I know I would love to be tied up by your skilled hands, and I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure bijou would most defintly enjoy it as well. I think I had better start scheming full force....

I have lots of rope. Scheme away as you like

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well, I think Anschul has been quiet for long enough!

Bwah!
*coffeespew*


eta: Homburg, we're getting rather serious about figuring out how to get you here. And frankly I'd love to meet BOTH your women, but I understand that your litter of Short People makes it difficult to travel as a group.

 

[Tzara]

Hey, you're talking about the Amynator and the original Flying Love Monkey here. We could get you into single digits, Bub!

Only if you own a personal defibrillator. I'm not sure my heart would make it past the first five minutes otherwise.

 

[loststar]

well I got a 42.6 on the 500 question quiz, I but that quiz gave me quite a few ideas...could be a lot of fun, except really for the shit in the fridge, what in the hell is up with that?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Only if you own a personal defibrillator. I'm not sure my heart would make it past the first five minutes otherwise.

Geisha Grrrl always carries a miniature one on her utility obi. So we're good to go.

well I got a 42.6 on the 500 question quiz, I but that quiz gave me quite a few ideas...could be a lot of fun, except really for the shit in the fridge, what in the hell is up with that?

I had a dead hamster in my freezer for a while. It was years ago and I don't remember why.

I hope it's gone now. Wait, it must be. We've gotten a new fridge since then.

I'm glad that wasn't on the quiz. My score would have been even lower.

bj

 

[Homburg]

eta: Homburg, we're getting rather serious about figuring out how to get you here. And frankly I'd love to meet BOTH your women, but I understand that your litter of Short People makes it difficult to travel as a group.

Yup, the litter would make that basically impossible. Depending on scheduling it may be impossible anyway, as MIS may be in school.

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well I got a 42.6 on the 500 question quiz, I but that quiz gave me quite a few ideas...could be a lot of fun, except really for the shit in the fridge, what in the hell is up with that?

Well, I figured out that I'd done it accidentally with the cat stool sample. Yeah, I know.

A 42.6 is pretty good, sexy thing. I had a 38-something.

 

[the Snood]

The critique of impure reason?

I just took that purity test (500 queries) and got a 48.

For what it's worth, while I'm not an unsavoury person I have led an "active" life and have relatively few inhibitions.

That I received a 48 rather astonishes me, and I suspect some bias. There must be multiple-point drops for the thirty or so items which carried (in my estimation) an inordinately high "Eww!" factor.

Anyway, it's all fun and games 'til someone misplaces an eye inside someone else's alimentary tract.

Snood

 

[loststar]

Yup, the litter would make that basically impossible. Depending on scheduling it may be impossible anyway, as MIS may be in school.
/QUOTE]

well we will see, I'm certain we can wait so that we can finagle something around a school schedule that is truly faboulus, I can be patient, and bijou can be distracted.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yup, the litter would make that basically impossible. Depending on scheduling it may be impossible anyway, as MIS may be in school.
/QUOTE]

well we will see, I'm certain we can wait so that we can finagle something around a school schedule that is truly faboulus, I can be patient, and bijou can be distracted.

I'm sorry, what?

Lemme just put this butter back in the fridge so I can focus.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

I'm sorry, what?

Lemme just put this butter back in the fridge so I can focus.

bj

Keep the butter out. It's not just for frying eggs.

 

[champagne1982]

Has anyone else noticed that the quick reply quotes are messed up?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Keep the butter out. It's not just for frying eggs.

Don't i know it.
It's for popcorn, too.

Has anyone else noticed that the quick reply quotes are messed up?

I never use that part. Have they always been messed up, or are they just recently broken?

 

[loststar]

Don't i know it.
It's for popcorn, too

dont forget the salt
mmmmmmm salt

 

[champagne1982]

Don't i know it.
It's for popcorn, too.




I never use that part. Have they always been messed up, or are they just recently broken?

Just recently... makes for interesting attribution though.. when I quoted you earlier the first reply (before I edited) gave your words to the little loststar and you can see how there's some muckiness in Homburg's quotes etc... We shall see if it sorts out...

eta: seems better now.

 

[Homburg]

well we will see, I'm certain we can wait so that we can finagle something around a school schedule that is truly faboulus, I can be patient, and bijou can be distracted.

I'm flexible. And distracting.

 

[loststar]

giggle

 

[champagne1982]

I'm flexible. And distracting.

Can you do the splits or is it just talk?

 

[Sara Crewe]

giggle

I think ya missed the 'evil' in front of giggle there, Missy.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Amy said that if she is going to spend the evening doing this with me she want's her Av.

Fits don't it!

 

[loststar]

I am inherently evil, so it is always implied that every sound I make is slightly evil, I thought that was to be expected, so no use in being redundant, But I feel so honored that you have seen my true nature

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think ya missed the 'evil' in front of giggle there, Missy.

Sara!

*mad crushin'* Hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara!

You gonna write some sea turtle poetry?


bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Sara!

*mad crushin'* Hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara hi sara!

You gonna write some sea turtle poetry?


bj

Hey Ms, Behavin' Badly All the Time Bijou!!


I definitely met a sea turtle who deserves a poem. I even told my puny little Canadian turtle babies about him. They, however, seemed unimpressed. Fickle little buggers.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hey Ms, Behavin' Badly All the Time Bijou!!


I definitely met a sea turtle who deserves a poem. I even told my puny little Canadian turtle babies about him. They, however, seemed unimpressed. Fickle little buggers.

Turtles are apparently not size queens.

I was thinkin' happily the other day that if I had a dollar for every time someone here has said I was bad, evil or naughty, I could buy a whole lot of small heavy shiny objects.

If Tzara has a patent on "suck" now, shouldn't I look into getting one on "bad"?

Think of the alliteration, even. Bad bijou.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Turtles are apparently not size queens.

I was thinkin' happily the other day that if I had a dollar for every time someone here has said I was bad, evil or naughty, I could buy a whole lot of small heavy shiny objects.

If Tzara has a patent on "suck" now, shouldn't I look into getting one on "bad"?

Think of the alliteration, even. Bad bijou.

bj

Tzara has patented sucking huh? Interesting. That could be a very profitable venture.


Too bad Strawberry Shortcake has faded from fame. Otherwise you could be be Berry Berry Bad Bijou

 

[Safe_Bet]

Berry Berry Bad Bijou

Sounds like a threesome with Anschul and his brother!