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Okay, I think I broke it.
Remember how excited I was to get my very first vibrator? I went all out and bought a rabbit. Well, um, yeah, it doesn't rotate any more.
The experience has really enlightened me on how hard I clamp down when I orgasm. I've wondered about it before, but now I am really curious... How have I not seriously hurt someone??? LOL
 
LadynStFreknBed said:
Okay, I think I broke it.
Remember how excited I was to get my very first vibrator? I went all out and bought a rabbit. Well, um, yeah, it doesn't rotate any more.
The experience has really enlightened me on how hard I clamp down when I orgasm. I've wondered about it before, but now I am really curious... How have I not seriously hurt someone??? LOL
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It is designed to take that sort of pressure.
 
Tzara said:
I tried a test of this and, while it deleted the comments from the poem view (i.e., the page where the poem appears), I could still access them through the Submissions page through the Moderate Public Comments option. Re-enabling feedback didn't bring them back in the Poem view, though.

Login like you're going to submit a poem, select Submissions, then View, and scroll down to the poem. If it shows comments on the poem, you should be able to see them by selecting Moderate Public Comments. You might want to copy them if they do appear, as there could be some kind of cleanup process that will remove them at some point.

If you still don't see them, that's probably what happened.

I looked to see if I could find the original page in Google's cache, but the poem was new enough that it doesn't appear to have been saved as yet, unfortunately.
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Okay I am even more confused now but that could be the pills still and until I do a further investigatiomn it seems to stand like this ... on my manage page I can see all comments/ on my submission page I can see all comments except the Reverend/ and the rest of you can see bugger all on any of them! have I got that right? oh well that's better than losing them altogether I just hope I have turned it back ok I like other people to see the comments spurs them on I think or perhaps that's just me I read a peice and think I will wait until there are some other comments first. Since getting blown out of the water the those two times by Senna and whoever the other one was I have been very wary about saying anything at all I could understand the owner of the poem getting upset at my comment but to know someone like Senna is going to leap down my throat when I wasn't even talking to him tends to make me keep my mouth shut with the poetry comments,

LadynStFreknBed said:
Get well soon, UYS!
:rose:
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Thankyou very much I am the walking wounded today still tender in the tummy department and still stuck with the Bronchitis that the offending pills were suppossed to cure and coughing all through the night and keeping us both awake so if I make a comment even more moronic than usual please forgive me! I have an excuse now !!
 
NJ, I had to stare at your new Av for quite a few minutes before I knew what the hell it was.

My first impression was, "Damn that girl needs to get some sun... and a good waxing too!" Stop trying to trick me with non-pornographic pics, will ya!

(and YES, I did think the ice cream cone was erotic - so sue me!)
 
You taught me forgiveness
You taught me humility
You taught me compassion

But best of all

You taught me to make a right
ass of myself on a porno website
and not give a pig's shit about it.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
You taught me forgiveness
You taught me humility
You taught me compassion

But best of all

You taught me to make a right
ass of myself on a porno website
and not give a pig's shit about it.
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LOL! I can see the comments on your poems, UYS, and so can Kitty Mama - Laurel. I'm pretty sure the rest of us can now, too.

eta: ooooo.. nice gams ;)
 
Oh goody gumdrops glad it all came out in the wash
BTW I claim this weeks best submission title of the week if and when it gets accepted oh drat it I've just seen a mistake in the title eeek what do I do now? perhaps I can claim it is pidgin english
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Oh goody gumdrops glad it all came out in the wash
BTW I claim this weeks best submission title of the week if and when it gets accepted oh drat it I've just seen a mistake in the title eeek what do I do now? perhaps I can claim it is pidgin english
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click on the pending, choose make changes and delete the whole thing then simply quickly submit the properly titled work. If the first happens to submit, then submit the same title with the word edit, and ask that it be deleted due to the error.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Oh goody gumdrops glad it all came out in the wash
BTW I claim this weeks best submission title of the week if and when it gets accepted oh drat it I've just seen a mistake in the title eeek what do I do now? perhaps I can claim it is pidgin english
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It won't wash UYS! Pigeon's speak French. "Parle Coo Française?"
 
champagne1982 said:
click on the pending, choose make changes and delete the whole thing then simply quickly submit the properly titled work. If the first happens to submit, then submit the same title with the word edit, and ask that it be deleted due to the error.
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Thankyou I've done that trouble is the extra letter made the title too long I never knew that titles could be too long before anyway I have taken out a space with rather detracts from the whole thing but its just a bit of nonsense anyway!
 
That's cos you only see American 'Es' my English 'Es' are the cutest you ever did see and I just realised what you meant about NJs Av you rude girl you !!
 
while the bar is quiet, i shall entertain you with one of my better pieces
hope you like it




i couldnt stop that smile if the world depended on it

cant find the words
looking for that kiss
lost in the white world

my strangeness rescues me
tension eased the old fashioned way

with what i didnt know i wanted
deja vu in a mundane moment
moonlit whispered sincerity

shared spheres are not cages
bonds dont hold us

touching deeper scares me
how strong is this touch
how dangerous it is

i cant stop this smile
my world depends on it
 
Arr, ahoy me hearty! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day -- an' that mean it be time fer swashbucklin', plunderin', an' talkin' like the buccaneer that ye be!
Have a great, grand, wondrous Pirate Day, me hearties! Best o' luck on the high seas!

Yaaaaaaaarr!

-- Mad Cap'n Tom
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Arr, ahoy me hearty! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day -- an' that mean it be time fer swashbucklin', plunderin', an' talkin' like the buccaneer that ye be!
Have a great, grand, wondrous Pirate Day, me hearties! Best o' luck on the high seas!

Yaaaaaaaarr!

-- Mad Cap'n Tom
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Arrr, be it a full year since me an' me parrit, Max, be talkin' t'ya? ARrrrrR, ye rum swizzlin' lubbers, get yer arse up the gangway and be signin' me book and doan be bringin' that sissy-arse quill, we'll be dippin' daggers into a puddle of yer own blood. Aye! Any spoils we be takin' t'day will be devided into 50 shares fer me, yer cap'n, 10 fer me Max, and 5 fer me mate, the remainder will be spread betwixt the rest of ye, my b'loved crew.

ArrRR, sign yer life away, me hearties.

Cap'n Jake, the swingin' cutlass. ArrRRRr. <cough>
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Arr, ahoy me hearty! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day -- an' that mean it be time fer swashbucklin', plunderin', an' talkin' like the buccaneer that ye be!
Have a great, grand, wondrous Pirate Day, me hearties! Best o' luck on the high seas!

Yaaaaaaaarr!

-- Mad Cap'n Tom
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champagne1982 said:
Arrr, be it a full year since me an' me parrit, Max, be talkin' t'ya? ARrrrrR, ye rum swizzlin' lubbers, get yer arse up the gangway and be signin' me book and doan be bringin' that sissy-arse quill, we'll be dippin' daggers into a puddle of yer own blood. Aye! Any spoils we be takin' t'day will be devided into 50 shares fer me, yer cap'n, 10 fer me Max, and 5 fer me mate, the remainder will be spread betwixt the rest of ye, my b'loved crew.

ArrRR, sign yer life away, me hearties.

Cap'n Jake, the swingin' cutlass. ArrRRRr. <cough>
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Arrr, and where be your pirate Avs? Be ya a bunch of sissy girls? Arrr!

signed,

Bloody Pink Sue the Pregnant Pirate!
 
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Remec said:
Nope, although, since it's not your sexy top half and lovely smile, I was a little put out, if that matters. :):rose:


:cool:
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Ohhhhhhhh and ohhhhh you made my day!

LadynStFreknBed said:
Is it supposed to be difficult?
But, then again, I'm an artist. It would be pretty sad if I didn't find visuo-spatial tasks easy.

-Sheila
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Did you do them all? grrrrrrrr I so hate you ...... do the next lot then

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2007/09/2.html how do you catch the point of the star one and make it sit in the right place
 
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