Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Eeeeeeeeeek we've moved to poets hangout what we doing in here??????

 

[WickedEve]

Eeeeeeeeeek we've moved to poets hangout what we doing in here??????

Things are getting moved around today. We'll have more info for you later.
UYS, we're moving you to the new deserted island forum! You'll be all alone. Just you and a coconut and a monkey.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I need two coconuts ...size large dunno about the monkey tho

 

[hmmnmm]

I need two coconuts ...size large dunno about the monkey tho

Give that monkey a coconut daiquiri and a blue umbrella. Be eating out of your hand.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I just need to know where the snarky elitists are supposed to be now.

bj

 

[hmmnmm]

I just need to know where the snarky elitists are supposed to be now.

bj

the guy with the snark spray should be along shortly; watch for the van.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am always keeping an eye out for vans. Especially the big white ones. They told me there was candy in there, but I saw inside once and all it is is padded walls and coats with long sleeves.

bj

 

[hmmnmm]

I am always keeping an eye out for vans. Especially the big white ones. They told me there was candy in there, but I saw inside once and all it is is padded walls and coats with long sleeves.

bj

The candy was in one of the coat pockets.

 

[champagne1982]

I just need to know where the snarky elitists are supposed to be now.

bj

I just heard from the building inspector. He says the foundations are still good after the move. P'haps we can add-on a penthouse with special keys and an oval portal... Only the snarky need enter.

 

[hmmnmm]

But the snark spray van isn't white.
It is camouflage. All purpose greens, suitable for suburbia and boonies; snarks adapt frighteningly well to both environs.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The candy was in one of the coat pockets.

You're one of them, aren't you?

I won't go on the van. I won't I won't I won't.

Unless there's ice cream.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

But the snark spray van isn't white.
It is camouflage. All purpose greens, suitable for suburbia and boonies; snarks adapt frighteningly well to both environs.

Being elitist snarks, I think you should limit the candy lures to only THE best suburbble boony.

 

[hmmnmm]

Wait.
I have no personal or professional involvement in the snark vans (with or without candy). Just passing along info gleaned from reliable sources. The Van People are your friends.

 

[champagne1982]

The candy man, lives in a van, down by the riverrrr. Chris Farley I amn't, but it's damned funny and seems to fit in with the suburbble sounds emanating from the van in the boonies.

 

[hmmnmm]

The candy man, lives in a van, down by the riverrrr. Chris Farley I amn't, but it's damned funny and seems to fit in with the suburbble sounds emanating from the van in the boonies.

Oh! Chris Farley! Great stuff! Great great great!
Made us laugh
then had to go and leave us.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I just need to know where the snarky elitists are supposed to be now.

bj

*puts up hand*

C'mon over. Pull up a chair.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

For anyone who's been LIVING IN A CAVE, here's the original sketch.

Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

Man, I miss him.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

For anyone who's been LIVING IN A CAVE, here's the original sketch.

Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

Man, I miss him.

bj

He rocked.

Come have some ice cream, and whip cream and peanut butter chips. Hurry though...it's going fast and then I am moving on to rum I think or tequila.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*puts up hand*

C'mon over. Pull up a chair.

oooo! Hey there!

Can we still have our OVAL table, do you think?

I want more snarky elitists to come and hang out in the bistro and drink cosmos and stuff.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

oooo! Hey there!

Can we still have our OVAL table, do you think?

I want more snarky elitists to come and hang out in the bistro and drink cosmos and stuff.

bj

I dunno if an oval is snarky enough. Maybe we should have diamond table with a serrated edge so if you come too close you bleed to death.

I think I am too snarky and elitist for cosmos. Plus. There isn't enough alcohol in one of them.

 

[Remec]

You're one of them, aren't you?
I won't go on the van. I won't I won't I won't.
Unless there's ice cream.

There's always ice cream. All your favorite flavors. And treacle tarts....

 

[Remec]

I dunno if an oval is snarky enough. Maybe we should have diamond table with a serrated edge so if you come too close you bleed to death.

I think I am too snarky and elitist for cosmos. Plus. There isn't enough alcohol in one of them.

As if you were only going to have one? 'Sides, you can always change up the alcohol ratios--or use a bigger glass.

 

[Sara Crewe]

As if you were only going to have one? 'Sides, you can always change up the alcohol ratios--or use a bigger glass.

You speak the truth. I would rather do the double thing and get the buzz going faster and avoid drinking myself sober by spreading things out too far. This theory of imbibing has come into existence due to being perpetually tired. It's stay buzzed or go to bed--no middle ground.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I dunno if an oval is snarky enough. Maybe we should have diamond table with a serrated edge so if you come too close you bleed to death.

I think I am too snarky and elitist for cosmos. Plus. There isn't enough alcohol in one of them.

Rum it is then.

And this.

There's always ice cream. All your favorite flavors. And treacle tarts....

That's what they keep telling me. But they're always wearing dark sunglasses like you are, and somehow I just can't believe they have ALL the ice cream I like in that little van.

Okay. I'm trying really hard to write up another few underwear reviews but I'd rather hang around in here and be snarky.

*pulls a suspicious looking bag from under the KILLER DIAMOND TABLE and lays out some menacing looking equipment.*

anyone in need of attention today?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Rum it is then.

And this.



That's what they keep telling me. But they're always wearing dark sunglasses like you are, and somehow I just can't believe they have ALL the ice cream I like in that little van.

Okay. I'm trying really hard to write up another few underwear reviews but I'd rather hang around in here and be snarky.

*pulls a suspicious looking bag from under the KILLER DIAMOND TABLE and lays out some menacing looking equipment.*

anyone in need of attention today?

bj

Let's practice on Remec.

Hop up on the table, Remec. This won't hurt a bit. Or if it does you can scream really loudly because we have the perfect gag for you.


Plus. We promise to kiss it all better when we are done.