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miss_trust said:
galldernit! maddening! why have you done this? gah - I've submerged myself in brain games and love it/hate it!

*toddles back to the brain games looking pleased & pissed*
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Yeah, pretty much. I've turned the site off, and not bookmarked it. I've enough distractions as is, and need to get some work done.
 
Homburg said:
Yeah, pretty much. I've turned the site off, and not bookmarked it. I've enough distractions as is, and need to get some work done.
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*wishing I had the resolve - wait - i do! goes to flip a mattress or scrub a floor somewhere*
 
Safe_Bet said:
If Ron is a "Brother" does that make you a "Ho"?
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I am sure there is some American humour I am missing here with the significance of 'brother' and 'ho' but I get the gist of it and you can expect to get your butt paddled in the very near future
 
Welcome to Thursday at the Bistro. Here's what's on tap tonight, and I mean besides the NewCastle Brown Ale:

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Mangia
 
Chefzilla said:
Welcome to Thursday at the Bistro. Here's what's on tap tonight, and I mean besides the NewCastle Brown Ale:

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Mangia
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Can I get a piece of cheddar and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the cobbler, please? :D
 
I'd like something low in calories that is as satisfying as 8 hours of sex. Other than 8 hours of sex. Any ideas?
 
hah. Thanks Champagne, but I'm not certain that sore is the same as satisfied. At least cukes are low-calorie. :D

(Skipped the gym today so can't have ice cream. :( )
 
PandoraGlitters said:
I'd like something low in calories that is as satisfying as 8 hours of sex. Other than 8 hours of sex. Any ideas?
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Drink somewhere abouts 2 gallons of water, iced tea, etc. Hold it for six to eight hours. When you do release, the satisfaction will be palpable. And no calories involved.
 
Actually I don't think I would enjoy 8 hours of sex! Being that sore (as I would be after that may hours) is not my idea of fun and anyway I go right off the boil after satisfaction
 
I had eight hours of sex a couple of years ago and it was wonderful, leisurely, exhausting. But wonderful. Made me see Iowa in a whole new light. (Interior light, mostly.) :D
 
2 Hours yesterday was quite exhausting enough 'someone' mentioning no names made it 4 times!! not bad for a 71 year old man eh? mind you he was sooooooo knackered the rest of the day
 
UnderYourSpell said:
2 Hours yesterday was quite exhausting enough 'someone' mentioning no names made it 4 times!! not bad for a 71 year old man eh? mind you he was sooooooo knackered the rest of the day
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It sounds like the vacation was exactly what was needed to rouse the sleeping dragon.
 
Something got roused he's bloody insatiable! says it's my fault for turning him on! errrr right standing at the sink in dressing gown and slippers washing out the dog's bowl is sexy?
 
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