Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Can I aim not to stop but to bring back something? The spontaneity that used to abound on all threads before we got afraid and drew our heads back into our shells, for fear of having them chopped off at the neck from a great height. I am sure more than one person thinks I have no more brains than a butterfly as I flitter around dropping comments here and there but that's ok because it's their problem not mine ........erm can't finishh this my the glasss jusht fell out of my specs an I typinjg 1 eyed

 

[Homburg]

but that's ok because it's their problem not mine ........erm can't finishh this my the glasss jusht fell out of my handd an I typinjg pie-eyedd

Fixed that for you.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

swine!!

 

[Sara Crewe]

He's kinda funny though, huh?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Fucking hilarious but don't tell him will you?!!

 

[Sara Crewe]

Fucking hilarious but don't tell him will you?!!

Wouldn't say a word.


Just as long as you do my evil bidding for the rest of '09.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Gulp!! ermmmm what does evil bidding entail?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Gulp!! ermmmm what does evil bidding entail?

Part of my evil bidding is that you don't get to know what my evil bidding is.


That's pretty standard in an evil bidding contracts.

 

[Homburg]

swine!!

Oink.

Fucking hilarious but don't tell him will you?!!

I see NOTHINK! NOTHINK!



(This reference will be lost on anyone that did not grow up watching "Hogan's Heroes".)

 

[Sara Crewe]

Oink.






I see NOTHINK! NOTHINK!



(This reference will be lost on anyone that did not grow up watching "Hogan's Heroes".)

lol we will call you Sergeant Homburg from now on. Or Colonel if you want. We are flexible if nothing else.

 

[Homburg]

lol we will call you Sergeant Homburg from now on. Or Colonel if you want. We are flexible if nothing else.

Well, I prefer Feldmarshall (especially as I keep getting it as an MMPI result) , but Colonel Homburg will do.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well, I prefer Feldmarshall (especially as I keep getting it as an MMPI result) , but Colonel Homburg will do.

Colonel it is.

Personally, I would have gone for General or maybe Ruler-All-Powerful-And-Ever-Mighty.

Why settle for less when you can have more?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I, and several people I adore, are STILL recuperating from New Years. And not because of alcohol, either.

heh heh.

SO.

What's everybody up to? Whatcha doin? howaya? Talk to me.

bj

eta: darling annie, is that YOUR ACTUAL REAL ASS in that photo? Cause, well, damn!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I just finished writing my articles for today.

Baby Bear (my youngest son) is getting restless. He's been waiting for me to finish. So, I guess he'll be painting with me shortly. Time to turn off the computer and set up his easel next to mine.

What are you up to, bj?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I just finished writing my articles for today.

Baby Bear (my youngest son) is getting restless. He's been waiting for me to finish. So, I guess he'll be painting with me shortly. Time to turn off the computer and set up his easel next to mine.

What are you up to, bj?

My present-giving holiday is actually in the second week of January, so now I'm in the "xmas rush" that everyone else has to do before xmas. So I'm running the shop and bashing away on a number of gifts in my spare time.

And filled with lovely memories of a rather stellar new year's eve, and day, and night and a day were the second day...

obviously a little surreal and tangential as well.

I'm catching up on the various threads and dramas and stuff but I can't quite keep track and don't care, so if anyone things I should know anything you'll have to PM me. I'm too damn happy to pay attention.

It's excellent to see Sara in here too! long time no see, baby. I suspect I missed the window, but I was late for work today.

How cool, Lady S, that your son is taking after you in the artistic pursuits. How's your own work going lately?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Part of my evil bidding is that you don't get to know what my evil bidding is.


That's pretty standard in an evil bidding contracts.

The really really worrying part here is the fact that you seem to be high on knowledge of evil bidding contracts so goddam it why is there excitement in the air?

I, and several people I adore, are STILL recuperating from New Years. And not because of alcohol, either.

heh heh.

SO.

What's everybody up to? Whatcha doin? howaya? Talk to me.

bj

eta: darling annie, is that YOUR ACTUAL REAL ASS in that photo? Cause, well, damn!

Well no the one with the thong on isn't but if you hang on a tick I will dig out the one that is mine if you get my drift?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

There that one's mine

 

[Tzara]

I resolve not to let it bug me when people think I am too eager, too Polyanna, too nice, too whatever. Or when I perceive them making me out to be some kind of puppy. I am who I am. And that's nice. So there.

Pollyanna rhymes with banana, you know.

Just warning you.

 

[Tzara]

There that one's mine

Let me just point out that your arse shows up on my screen in a lovely lavender tone, which could perhaps be some kind of trigger for Wild Lesbian Lust! or something.

Or perhaps it's just cold in the UK this time of year.




Actually, you look almost cynanotic and I'm wondering if maybe I'd better slap those capillaries back into action.

Therapeutically, of course.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Must be my aristocratic blue blood finally showing through but we can investigate it further with whatever comes to hand Will any probing be involved?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Let me just point out that your arse shows up on my screen in a lovely lavender tone, which could perhaps be some kind of trigger for Wild Lesbian Lust! or something...]

You rang?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

LMAO.
You guys are too funny!

How cool, Lady S, that your son is taking after you in the artistic pursuits. How's your own work going lately?

bj

Well, I had turned my pursuits to finishing out the 2008 Survivor Contest the way that I wanted to. My personal goal was to fill each Literotica by writing at least one story per category that I did not fill with immunities. With the completion and post of the first chapter of my first Novella, Sentora, I made my goal.

Now, I'm focusing more attention on art and poetry. My next art show is in February, so I'm mulling over ideas for that one.

-Sheila

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You rang?

There you go then TZ you are vindicated in your assumptions about my nether regions

 

[Tzara]

You rang?

No, no. Not me. Guy, you know.

Folks ring all their own bells. Same tune, different sequence, I think.

I was simply wondering if those fine displayed, um, glutes, were more than mere inspiration.

I'll arm wrassle you for 'em.

Just sayin'

 

[Tzara]

There you go then TZ you are vindicated in your assumptions about my nether regions

I'm sorry, dear. You still look purple, or at least lavender.

I mean, like, it's a sign or something.

Isn't it?




I am so fucking clueless. If I didn't contribute real cash to society, they would shoot me now.