Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

Arm wrasslin' for Annie's Ass!

and what a fine ass it is, my darling.

Just the sort of thing I like to see going on in here.

I only stopped in for a moment - I am shepherd once again tonight, and in medias res with a birthday party, but I'm so glad to see a Bistro Friday night with appropriate entertainment.

Peace. Peace and love, all y'all.

bj

 

[Tzara]

Arm wrasslin' for Annie's Ass!

Fine use of assonance, actually.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm sorry, dear. You still look purple, or at least lavender.

I mean, like, it's a sign or something.

Isn't it?




I am so fucking clueless. If I didn't contribute real cash to society, they would shoot me now.

Pink! PINK!! You should get your colours or your eyes tested or summat

Fine use of assonance, actually.

Now we got poetry forms on my ass whatever next?!!

 

[Homburg]

Colonel it is.

Personally, I would have gone for General or maybe Ruler-All-Powerful-And-Ever-Mighty.

Why settle for less when you can have more?

Because, dear sara, there is a special sort of joy in having you address me with any title of rank.



--

I, and several people I adore, are STILL recuperating from New Years. And not because of alcohol, either.

heh heh.

bj

Yeah, I've got bits what are *still* sore. New years eve was a very good eve indeed.

Then again, I've had a full week of very good evenings. I'm pretty sure people standing near me can hear my balls snoring as they try to sleep it off.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*listens to the gentle snoring of Homburg's balls*

*writes some poetry on Annie's lovely ass with a permanent marker*

*fantasizes about hearing Sara call Hommie some names...*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*listens to the gentle snoring of Homburg's balls*

*writes some poetry on Annie's lovely ass with a permanent marker*

*fantasizes about hearing Sara call Hommie some names...*

bj

Would you mind being more careful where you dot your 'I's please?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Would you mind being more careful where you dot your 'I's please?

oh but darling, I am being careful. Quite.

I'm nothing if not detail oriented.

*ends line with a flourish worthy of the signature of Louis XIV.*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ooooooooh that tickles!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*goes to find calligraphy set*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No pointy nibs pleasssssse

 

[Sara Crewe]

Because, dear sara, there is a special sort of joy in having you address me with any title of rank.

Does it now... it makes me wonder about what you would have do or say to get me to use said title.

*fantasizes about hearing Sara call Hommie some names...*

Why do I think you be up for having me call Hommie bad things that might result in bad things for my behind.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Can I watch?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

No pointy nibs pleasssssse

oh but I'm so good with the pointy things.


trust me...

Does it now... it makes me wonder about what you would have do or say to get me to use said title.


Why do I think you be up for having me call Hommie bad things that might result in bad things for my behind.

You know me so well, that's why.

voyeur, sweetmeat. Why I'm here. Cause, after all, at the bottom line all anyone can ever do around here is watch.

well, and maybe I know you just a little bit too. So that's part of the reason. And I might know just a little something about him as well.

The nice thing about being an internet voyeur is that you can watch things happen that may never actually happen.

It's pretty hot in this case, actually.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

You know me so well, that's why.

voyeur, sweetmeat. Why I'm here. Cause, after all, at the bottom line all anyone can ever do around here is watch.

well, and maybe I know you just a little bit too. So that's part of the reason. And I might know just a little something about him as well.

The nice thing about being an internet voyeur is that you can watch things happen that may never actually happen.

It's pretty hot in this case, actually.

bj

Oh, yeah...what do you know about him?

C'mon, dish. Nobody's listenin'.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh, yeah...what do you know about him?

C'mon, dish. Nobody's listenin'.

Well, this is a secret, but

he's kinda toppy. Likes to boss women around and stuff.


kinky, huh? Don't tell anybody.


bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well, this is a secret, but

he's kinda toppy. Likes to boss women around and stuff.


kinky, huh? Don't tell anybody.


bj

Reaaaally? And some women like being bossed around huh?



I had no idea. It doesn't show at all. I had no idea that people were into that kinda thing.


Secret is safe with me. I am the picture of discretion.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Reaaaally? And some women like being bossed around huh?



I had no idea. It doesn't show at all. I had no idea that people were into that kinda thing.


Secret is safe with me. I am the picture of discretion.

Apparently today is the Eyelash Batting Festival in the Bistro.

*bats eyelashes*

It's all quite shocking, really. I mean, I know stuff like that goes on, but really, right here in the midwest?

I heard people, like, tie each other up and there may be spankings, or things like that.

Sometimes they leave the lights on, even. And they don't use the proper missionary position.

*bats eyelashes some more.*

bj

apparently, there are even men who like to be bossed around occasionally. Can you imagine?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Apparently today is the Eyelash Batting Festival in the Bistro.

*bats eyelashes*

It's all quite shocking, really. I mean, I know stuff like that goes on, but really, right here in the midwest?

I heard people, like, tie each other up and there may be spankings, or things like that.

Sometimes they leave the lights on, even. And they don't use the proper missionary position.

*bats eyelashes some more.*

bj

My word!! Why, I do declare!!

The lights on!!

What a bunch of perverts!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Check this out apparently I was conceived on April Fools day which says a lot !

http://www.pokemybirthday.com/

 

[unpredictablebijou]

My word!! Why, I do declare!!

The lights on!!

What a bunch of perverts!!

Nice eyelashes, baby.

By the way, your spreader bar is under the maroon chaise lounge. People were tripping on it.

oh and I found this.

It's a bit sticky, but I think it can be saved. A little saddle soap, and it'll be fine.

Check this out apparently I was conceived on April Fools day which says a lot !

http://www.pokemybirthday.com/

That's a cute site. It does rather suggest some causation for you. April Fools Day is a very ancient and sacred moment for people Like Us.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Nice eyelashes, baby.

By the way, your spreader bar is under the maroon chaise lounge. People were tripping on it.

oh and I found this.

It's a bit sticky, but I think it can be saved. A little saddle soap, and it'll be fine.





That's a cute site. It does rather suggest some causation for you. April Fools Day is a very ancient and sacred moment for people Like Us.

bj

*thinks madly for possible reasons to have a length of metal with my name on it*

Damn.

I got nothin.

Ew. That's not my sticky thing. Drop that before you catch somethin'.



My favourite Uncle who was very dear to me was born on April Fools Day, Annie. You are in good company.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*thinks madly for possible reasons to have a length of metal with my name on it*

Damn.

I got nothin.

Ew. That's not my sticky thing. Drop that before you catch somethin'.



My favourite Uncle who was very dear to me was born on April Fools Day, Annie. You are in good company.

oh wait, that's my sticky thing.

nevermind.

Yeah, you could even claim it's some sort of construction material if it weren't for the engraved gold monogram and the leather cuffs attached to each end.

harder to explain, that.

Did I mention it's excellent to see you? *bats eyelashes*

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

oh wait, that's my sticky thing.

nevermind.

Yeah, you could even claim it's some sort of construction material if it weren't for the engraved gold monogram and the leather cuffs attached to each end.

harder to explain, that.

Did I mention it's excellent to see you? *bats eyelashes*

bj

I know! I'm and undercover secret agent who uses the bar to whap people and the handcuffs to place them in custody.

I need the initials because I am so deep undercover that I forget my own name.

Uh huh. That's it.


Most excellent to see you too, my lovely partner in crime.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is any of this in the evil bidding contract?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I know! I'm and undercover secret agent who uses the bar to whap people and the handcuffs to place them in custody.

I need the initials because I am so deep undercover that I forget my own name.

Uh huh. That's it.


Most excellent to see you too, my lovely partner in crime.

*golf clap*

wow. that was amazing.

Any time I need to explain myself, I am totally coming to you for advice.

Expect a call in ten minutes, alright? Cause, well, I have a deep suspicion that I'll need your skills. Real soon.

Where'd Annie go? I wasn't finished writing on her. I'm learning Sanskrit cause it has more curly bits in it.

bj