Bistro Bijou

[Tzara]

lol I think it sounds like a drink.

2 parts Gray Goose, 1 part triple sec, shaken with a Radiation Rush Slurpee

 

[Sara Crewe]

Excellent point.

*pictures Sara in ragged, post-apocalyptic Boris Vallejo leather outfit, saving Vin Diesel's ass from bounty hunters and then making him her personal slave*



You may be right, at that.

I really don't trust pigeons. It's that oil-slicky thing around their neck. I have to wonder what they've been into.

Let's go beat us up some squirrels. You wear the Vin Diesel movie outfit, and I'll do a Borg metal jumpsuit thing, and everyone will buy us free drinks.


bj

Okay. I am down with that. I wanna keep Vin though okay? Can I keep him? I kinda doubt his mind but his voice alone could make me ...well make me.

 

[Sara Crewe]

2 parts Gray Goose, 1 part triple sec, shaken with a Radiation Rush Slurpee

lol a slurpee? I think I might take offense to that.

 

[Tzara]

lol a slurpee? I think I might take offense to that.

Intoxicating sweet thing you want to dip your tongue in and swirl it around? What's the problem?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

2 parts Gray Goose, 1 part triple sec, shaken with a Radiation Rush Slurpee

oh nice.

I really must pay more attention to convenience store culture. Who knew there was even a radiation flavor, let alone a Slurpee dedicated to it?

Okay. I am down with that. I wanna keep Vin though okay? Can I keep him? I kinda doubt his mind but his voice alone could make me ...well make me.

I am very much hip to the thing that you have said there, indeed. My goodness yes.

However, I heard he was really, really extremely gay. Don't know if that's true or not, but if it is, you'll be having to share him with me.


let's just have a picture of that, shall we? I think the cuffs and chains are a nice touch.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Intoxicating sweet thing you want to dip your tongue in and swirl it around? What's the problem?

Okay you have a point. It was the shaved up ice that concerned me.





'Bj. You have just devastated me regarding Vin. His voice won't fix that issue for me.

 

[Tzara]

Okay you have a point. It was the shaved up ice that concerned me.

I thought you might have been concerned about being readily available in convenience stores across the country,but if you're down with that, that's OK, too.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I thought you might have been concerned about being readily available in convenience stores across the country,but if you're down with that, that's OK, too.

Niiiice, Mistah T.


You just called me an icy tramp. You have cut me deep.

 

[Homburg]

Does it now... it makes me wonder about what you would have do or say to get me to use said title.

Apparently not all that much, as, in this case, all I had to do was tickle your fancy a bit and you're calling me Colonel. I figure if I tickle something else I might just produce another title.

Why do I think you be up for having me call Hommie bad things that might result in bad things for my behind.

My name is Homburg, and I approve of this concept.

--

Hey Hombie Sara just said she's buying you a drink .......

Honey, this is just tranference from all those nights you've dreamt of me doing nasty things to your behind and calling you a "dirty, dirty boy".

--

However, I heard he was really, really extremely gay. Don't know if that's true or not, but if it is, you'll be having to share him with me.

bj

Vin is an old school D&D gamer. He is all right in my book as a result. We just need to get him into better flicks.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay you have a point. It was the shaved up ice that concerned me.





'Bj. You have just devastated me regarding Vin. His voice won't fix that issue for me.

Comfort, my pet. It may be a mere jealous rumor.

His voice would totally fix that issue for me, though. I'm real auditory.

I thought you might have been concerned about being readily available in convenience stores across the country,but if you're down with that, that's OK, too.

dear god, if only.

Let me just take a guess - is the Radiation Rush Slurpee red? Pure curiosity.

No, I didn't really read that as icy tramp.

I read that as highly sought-after, addictive and sharp-flavored treat.

n'est-ce pas?

bj

 

[Tzara]

Niiiice, Mistah T.


You just called me an icy tramp. You have cut me deep.

I also called you intoxicating and sweet, remember.

And it is icy up there in the frozen north, in't?




For the record, I did not say "tramp." I said "convenient." There's a difference.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

--



Vin is an old school D&D gamer. He is all right in my book as a result. We just need to get him into better flicks.

Oh dude, I loved Riddick. It was exactly as it should be. And Pitch Black was hilarious.

And really, in a case like that, who gives a fuck about acting or storyline, so long as it doesn't get in the way of the scenery?

Or maybe I'm just kind of a pig. I dunno.

So, do you know if he's straight or gay?

And should I be calling you Admiral now, or anything?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Apparently not all that much, as, in this case, all I had to do was tickle your fancy a bit and you're calling me Colonel. I figure if I tickle something else I might just produce another title.



My name is Homburg, and I approve of this concept.

--

Oh, you think so huh? I am pretty stubborn about things like that. It would take more than tickling to get me to give in...

Not saying you couldn't do it. Just saying it wouldnt be easy. You just made it harder to with the taunting.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I also called you intoxicating and sweet, remember.

And it is icy up there in the frozen north, in't?




For the record, I did not say "tramp." I said "convenient." There's a difference.

*laughing*

Be gentle. She has to go back to work tomorrow, poor heroine.

I have to leave soon, and I don't want to hear about any toppiness and sauce and bad behavior and spankings and such while I'm not around.


oh wait. yes I do.


bj

 

[Tzara]

Let me just take a guess - is the Radiation Rush Slurpee red? Pure curiosity.[/url]

The picture has it looking a kind of iridescent green, like Mountain Dew crossed with Čerenkov radiation.

It's supposedly got pineapple and strawberry and "citrussy" flavors.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I also called you intoxicating and sweet, remember.

And it is icy up there in the frozen north, in't?




For the record, I did not say "tramp." I said "convenient." There's a difference.

Just messing with you.


I am a convenient truth.


And if I could cause microcosmic warming it would be way hotter for about a five mile radius right now. Freaking winter.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The picture has it looking a kind of iridescent green, like Mountain Dew crossed with Čerenkov radiation.

It's supposedly got pineapple and strawberry and "citrussy" flavors.

Kinda like our own little Orange Blossom Special.

Just messing with you.


I am a convenient truth.


And if I could cause microcosmic warming it would be way hotter for about a five mile radius right now. Freaking winter.

Dollface, I suspect that's exactly what you're doing.

It's pretty warm where I am at the moment, anyway.

bj

eta dammit I gotta go.
warmth...

 

[Tzara]

Just messing with you.

Well, yeah. Me too.

And if I could cause microcosmic warming it would be way hotter for about a five mile radius right now. Freaking winter.

It's actually snowing again here--just after we got rid of a foot (30 cm) of the stuff. Our total annual snowfall is only about five inches (13 cm).

Oh. Yeah. It's a frickin' New Year, dammit.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well, yeah. Me too.
It's actually snowing again here--just after we got rid of a foot (30 cm) of the stuff. Our total annual snowfall is only about five inches (13 cm).

Oh. Yeah. It's a frickin' New Year, dammit.

lol you have more snow than I do.

That's funny.


Well, to me, anyway.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Apparently not all that much, as, in this case, all I had to do was tickle your fancy a bit and you're calling me Colonel. I figure if I tickle something else I might just produce another title.



My name is Homburg, and I approve of this concept.

--



Honey, this is just tranference from all those nights you've dreamt of me doing nasty things to your behind and calling you a "dirty, dirty boy".

--



Vin is an old school D&D gamer. He is all right in my book as a result. We just need to get him into better flicks.

Boy?!! and shush you are not supposed to remember that well not publicly anyway!

Oh dude, I loved Riddick. It was exactly as it should be. And Pitch Black was hilarious.

And really, in a case like that, who gives a fuck about acting or storyline, so long as it doesn't get in the way of the scenery?

Or maybe I'm just kind of a pig. I dunno.

So, do you know if he's straight or gay?

And should I be calling you Admiral now, or anything?

bj

'Ello Sailor! Sorry guess you have to be English to appreciate that! *here's hoping Homb doesn't or I am in BIGGGGGG trouble*

We got snow snow snowwwww and loads of it! Which of you rotters sent it over?

 

[Homburg]

Oh dude, I loved Riddick. It was exactly as it should be. And Pitch Black was hilarious.

And really, in a case like that, who gives a fuck about acting or storyline, so long as it doesn't get in the way of the scenery?

Or maybe I'm just kind of a pig. I dunno.

So, do you know if he's straight or gay?

And should I be calling you Admiral now, or anything?

bj

No clue if he's straight or gay. Not to be PC or anything, but I honestly don't care. And I say that both because I don't pay attention to celebrity news as much as I don't care what his inclinations are.

I've not seen that many of his movies, though I have been told that I would enjoy the Riddick flicks by folks that are somewhat reliable.

And you can call me quite a broad range of things, dearie. You get special dispensation on that front.

--

Oh, you think so huh? I am pretty stubborn about things like that. It would take more than tickling to get me to give in...

Not saying you couldn't do it. Just saying it wouldnt be easy. You just made it harder to with the taunting.

Taunting? Pish. There was no taunting there. Did I mention the smell of elderberries even once?

To be frank, I enjoy titles only but so far. I consider them a priviledge, not a requirement. Once someone chooses to use one, and obtains said priviledge, I do expect reasonable consistency, but it is not something that I *need*.

And, wow, it squicks me when people seriously expect folks to use a title on them when they do not have some sort of relationship/agreement. I know this one guy that introduces himself as Lord so-and-so. I can't stand him, and met him in his normal persona, so barring actual scene situations, I call him by his first name. Oooo the looks I get.

--

Boy?!! and shush you are not supposed to remember that well not publicly anyway!

Dirty.
Dirty.
Girl.

See? I'm flexible.

'Ello Sailor! Sorry guess you have to be English to appreciate that! *here's hoping Homb doesn't or I am in BIGGGGGG trouble*

*snort*

This line made me laugh out loud. Good show, Annie

 

[UnderYourSpell]

flexible mmmmm you've started a whole new train of naughty thoughts here

 

[Homburg]

I apparently tend to do that a bit.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well, yeah. Me too.
It's actually snowing again here--just after we got rid of a foot (30 cm) of the stuff. Our total annual snowfall is only about five inches (13 cm).

Oh. Yeah. It's a frickin' New Year, dammit.

So far the people I've asked have said that 2009 is being pretty damn good to them. I do hope you're in that category too.

Somewhere vaguely near you there is a lot of rain and flooding too, no? I've seen some wild footage on the weather channel, but I didn't know how close you were to all that.

lol you have more snow than I do.

That's funny.


Well, to me, anyway.

It does seem ironic.

Hope my cowgrrrl is being very brave on her first day back to work. I'll have cocoa, some nice chocolate cake and brandy waiting for you when you get here.

We got snow snow snowwwww and loads of it! Which of you rotters sent it over?

Sounds like that would be Sara. Barring that, I'll take the blame. Monday is my day to be at fault for everything. In our house, we just sign up for days of the week; it saves conflict.

"Who didn't rinse out these glasses? Who left the cap off the toothpaste?"
"Well, what's today, Monday?"
"Oh yeah. My bad. Sorry."

No clue if he's straight or gay. Not to be PC or anything, but I honestly don't care. And I say that both because I don't pay attention to celebrity news as much as I don't care what his inclinations are.

I've not seen that many of his movies, though I have been told that I would enjoy the Riddick flicks by folks that are somewhat reliable.

And you can call me quite a broad range of things, dearie. You get special dispensation on that front.

I do work hard on my creative titles for the Cock. I shall endeavor to create equally noble and varied titles for Yourself occasionally. Can't have you feeling left out.

I have somewhat more of an interest than you do, obviously, in Vin Diesel's sexual preference, but it's still quite academic. With my bizarre wiring, I think I might like him even more if he were a gorgeous and scandalous fag. I love those. But pragmatically speaking, straight would be handier.

You would indeed like the Riddick films, I suspect. They're great fun. Lots of bad guys and good guys beating each other up. And they actually bothered to create a relatively reasonable plot and characters, even. Same with Pitch Black. Only instead of bad guys it's really, really scary monster thingies.

Vin kicks everybody's ass a lot, of course. It's neato.

Taunting? Pish. There was no taunting there. Did I mention the smell of elderberries even once?

To be frank, I enjoy titles only but so far. I consider them a priviledge, not a requirement. Once someone chooses to use one, and obtains said priviledge, I do expect reasonable consistency, but it is not something that I *need*.

And, wow, it squicks me when people seriously expect folks to use a title on them when they do not have some sort of relationship/agreement. I know this one guy that introduces himself as Lord so-and-so. I can't stand him, and met him in his normal persona, so barring actual scene situations, I call him by his first name. Oooo the looks I get.

There's some of that in the pagan communities as well. My answer has always been that if someone wants to actually have the ridiculous ego to introduce themselves as Lord or Lady something or other, (which CAN denote that they lead a coven or group, but usually is being used improperly) I then pull out all my titles for them. The one's I've actually earned, even. I believe last time I checked it was "The Reverend Osiris Lady etc." To spice it up, I add one of those Standard Dweeboid Pagan Names: WolfRose Moondragonflower RavenPoop, and then I reel off the name of the imaginary coven: of the Scarlet Sisterhood of the Thrice-Great Lunar Twinkie of Hecate.

If they wanna go, we can go...

Otherwise I just go by Skunk in that community. Works nicely.
"Stinky" to my friends.

And I'm lucky enough to be called bijou by any number of my "real life" companions. That's what I like best, really.


bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Greetings Bistrovians,

It's that special time of year when, hopefully with a minimum of snarkiness, all six or seven people who actually hang out in the PFD try to choose Literotica's Most Influential Poet of 2008.

Amongst the inevitable discussions about what "influential" means, and discussions of whether we should even take this seriously at all, there is a legitimate opportunity to offer people some recognition for the work they do here, and for their influence on us all, as both a participant in the forum and as a Poet.

I've nominated people before, but this year I'm going to go so far as to put a little campaign sign out in front of the Bistro, just to express my opinion.

I'm hoping my support will not have any negative affect on this candidate, and might in fact inspire more people to attend to this Terrifyingly Important and Coveted Award.

If you're interested, do go and read the thread, especially this.

Standard Disclaimer:

Everybody is a winner in my book. Everyone deserves this award. You are all very valuable to me and each of you has been a unique influence on me in this past year. You're all damn fine poets, and you all deserve lots of trophies and stuff. I love everybody. I love everybody's work. Each one of you has improved greatly in your writing this year and you're all very brave and good and stellar and beautiful and worthwhile. If I could nominate everyone at once, I would.

and so on.

bj