Bro’s thread

[muddler35]

Is this where I bring in the appetizers in my cheerleading outfit?

And bourbon. You’re a great mascot!

(Nobody use the words “Good Girl”. Trust me on this Gentlemen)

 

[Saltfountain]

And bourbon. You’re a great mascot.

(Nobody use the words “Good Girl”. Trust me on this Gentlemen)

*calls bullshit*

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Is this where I bring in the appetizers in my cheerleading outfit?

Yes, love

 

[Lmizzler]

I think that's everyone's goal around here.

This is actually a super psychological and existential comment. Don’t know that I’m looking to go that deep(pun intended) but credit where due for recognizing this BBL.

 

[muddler35]

Howdy @Saltfountain and @TrueNorthDadBod. Grab a drink and make yourselves at home.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Howdy @Saltfountain and @TrueNorthDadBod. Grab a drink and make yourselves at home.

Hey Muddler
Thanks

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Motion to serve this as one of the main courses at the clubhouse:

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[Bbl87]

In the words of John Pinette...

"We'll see who wins this handout!"

 

[LexxRuthless]

Motion to serve this as one of the main courses at the clubhouse:

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Well, I know what I want for breakfast:

 

[muddler35]

Motion to serve this as one of the main courses at the clubhouse:

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[muddler35]

Brothers,

There have been a few women sneaking in here. What do y’all say we make this a safe place for them? Treat them like sisters, with respect and kindness.

This is not actually a question.

Sorry not sorry. Carry on.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'll have to do some reading. Just finished a deep dive into Simo Hayha.

That man was a machine.

Also of interest:
Francis Pegahmagabow

 

[HeavyBalls]

Brothers,

There have been a few women sneaking in here. What do y’all say we make this a safe place for them? Treat them like sisters, with respect and kindness.

This is not actually a question.

Sorry not sorry. Carry on.

I thought this was already official, however unspoken policy. We ARE gentlemen after all.

We are not the He-Man Woman-Haters Club (as humerous as The Little Rascals are).

Now The Three Stooges, that's a different story!

 

[Booboobear84]

As if you'd be wearing clothes...

I'm confident she understands packaging and presentation

 

[TomTeacher19]

Brothers,

There have been a few women sneaking in here. What do y’all say we make this a safe place for them? Treat them like sisters, with respect and kindness.

This is not actually a question.

Sorry not sorry. Carry on.

I generally like it but I have read how some of you all treat your sisters.

 

[muddler35]

I generally like it but I have read how some of you all treat your sisters.

Lol. Clever.

Not here. There are plenty of threads for that.

 

[muddler35]

I would! You know what would be missing, though!

Shoes! Goddammit! You’d be missing shoes. I’m a little slow on the uptake.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Shoes! Goddammit! You’d be missing shoes. I’m a little slow on the uptake.

Ummm... right! You know me so well!

 

[Saltfountain]

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If you're gonna cook that, can I ask you cook yours properly so the fucker ain't still pink when cut?

 

[LexxRuthless]

If you're gonna cook that, can I ask you cook yours properly so the fucker ain't still pink when cut?

Oh, that's a good call. I did not notice until after you pointed it out. That's some undercooked chicken.

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh, that's a good call. I did not notice until after you pointed it out. That's some undercooked chicken.

Also, I'm not sure how people normally like their pussy, but I prefer mine not oozing green stuff...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Also, I'm not sure how people normally like their pussy, but I prefer mine not oozing green stuff...

That’s a relief.

 

[ydahecnot]

My juvenile idiot is on the outside sometimes.

Most unique. Euphemism. Ever.

 

[muddler35]

Good morning Gentlemen and Lurking Women.

How did y’all do in your fantasy football draft?