Challenge .... Is it Erotic? Or is it Porn?

[Lyricalli]

I must be the only loser at home on a Friday night trying to write an erotic pome.

Perhaps not.

 

[Magnetron]

Perhaps not.

That makes me feel so much better.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Isn't this thread designed to make you wet?

Dirty girl!

 

[Lyricalli]

That makes me feel so much better.

That's what I'm hear for. Let me know if you need a hand with any problems that arise.

 

[Magnetron]

That's what I'm hear for. Let me know if you need a hand with any problems that arise.

Lyricalli, Literotica's crisis counselor.

 

[Magnetron]

Annie just posted more erotic pooms.




I wish I had enough stamina to finish writing one.

 

[Lyricalli]

Lyricalli, Literotica's crisis counselor.

Maybe once or twice.

 

[Lyricalli]

Annie just posted more erotic pooms.

I wish I had enough stamina to finish writing one.

Yeah, it would be nice to see you add a piece to the challenge at some point.


I've been a bit stuck myself. So many poems in this challenge! I feel like a slacker.

 

[Magnetron]

Yeah, it would be nice to see you add a piece to the challenge at some point.


I've been a bit stuck myself. So many poems in this challenge! I feel like a slacker.

Subtract 2 because Annie doesn't know how to count.

 

[greenmountaineer]

#44 is delicious, although I wish its title was "Access Denied."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Yeah, it would be nice to see you add a piece to the challenge at some point.


I've been a bit stuck myself. So many poems in this challenge! I feel like a slacker.

I misread that as stalker!

Subtract 2 because Annie doesn't know how to count.

Drat! I've got company in the house and this is the first time I've had a chance to post anything.

 

[Magnetron]

Drat! I've got company in the house and this is the first time I've had a chance to post anything.

I wouldn't bother correcting the numbers because it will screw up everyone's notes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wouldn't bother correcting the numbers because it will screw up everyone's notes.

Too late, you told ..... I corrected

 

[Lyricalli]

Subtract 2 because Annie doesn't know how to count.

Well, I know there are as many poems as posts, minus one.

I misread that as stalker!

Well, maybe that, too.

 

[Magnetron]

Too late, you told ..... I corrected

Argggh

* shuffles papers about for sound effect *

 

[Magnetron]

Alright. No more procrasturbating and fluffing off. Today's the day I finish writing this darn thing.

 

[Lyricalli]

Alright. No more procrasturbating and fluffing off. Today's the day I finish writing this darn thing.

Shouldn't that be plucrasturbating?

 

[AlwaysHungry]

I am rather atrocious

Supercalipluperfectionsexyhalitosis.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Supercalipluperfectionsexyhalitosis.

First time I've seen sexy and halitosis together!

 

[Magnetron]

Looks like everyone petered out.

Give us a list of participants.

Pwetty pwease?

* bats eyelashes *

 

[Piscator]

35 untitled Erotic-? Porn-Y limerlick UYS
36 Poor Emily Doe Erotic-n Porn-n limersick Mags
37 untitled Erotic-n Porn-n true to life Harry
38 Beauty Marked Erotic-Y Porn-N fertile musing butters
39 Spluperfectifeyed Erotic-n Porn-n please stop Mags
40 Time Machine Erotic-y Porn-n well timed Trixie
41 Praying for Mary to Come Erotic-mildly Porn-mildly is nothing sacred? GM
42 Sheer Red Panty Delight Erotic-y Porn-n so much for open access Trixie
43 I Was Only Teasing Erotic-Y Porn-mildly tantalizing Champagne
44 [ swuck-slap ] Erotic-y Porn-y train of fuck Tod?

 

[AlwaysHungry]

40 Time Machine Erotic-y Porn-n well timed Trixie

That was my own admittedly wild guess. But,

Sorry AH, I have no ponies in this show.

 

[Magnetron]

39 Spluperfectifeyed Erotic-n Porn-n please stop Mags

That just encourages me to do more.

 

[legerdemer]

That just encourages me to do more.

Not that I had any doubt, but you just admitted to being the perpetrator of pluperfectomania. LOL

 

[Magnetron]

Not that I had any doubt, but you just admitted to being the perpetrator of pluperfectomania. LOL

I only admit to not writing all the pluper pooms.