Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[onanismaddict]

In honour of Oilers making it to game 7 on Monday

This photo gets a 'love' reaction for many reasons!
Fantastic picture though... (*wink*)... Lovely!

 

[HollyS]

In honour of Oilers making it to game 7 on Monday
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I'm not a sports fan, but if this is what happens when they win, I could become one!

 

[AuntieDisco]

This photo gets a 'love' reaction for many reasons!
Fantastic picture though... (*wink*)... Lovely!

You're now an honorary Albertan boy for Monday

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm not a sports fan, but if this is what happens when they win, I could become one!

Especially when it's history in the making then yes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

In honour of Oilers making it to game 7 on Monday
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You are so gorgeous.

Oh, I have good hands, and I would love to play in your neutral zones, but I am not afraid to get into the dirty areas. Ride you into the corner, get my stick in there for a good poke check. But I really want to see if you'll pull your goalie...

 

[PassionatePanther]

In honour of Oilers making it to game 7 on Monday

You’re a good luck charm! Stay naked, baby

 

[AngelicaS1780]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

poof

 

[SherlockianMan]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Love the jewelry

 

[Briant23232323]

In honour of Oilers making it to game 7 on Monday
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I’m a hockey fan now!

 

[PassionatePanther]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Wow!!
Congrats and thanks for celebrating with us. We’re so spoiled!

 

[Dubinsky]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Oh dear.

I’ll be in my bunk.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Oh, congratulations! And we get the present!

Thank you for sharing your beauty with us.

 

[onanismaddict]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Wow... stunning photo! 10,000 posts... fantastic!
And speaking of fantastic... this pic. Damn! Lovely...

 

[Peachlover]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

So yummy Angelica! Congrats on 10k!

 

[Peachlover]

I know it isn't black and white week anymore but... It's chaos, right? And I'm not the sportiest person.
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I like the sport you are dressed for

 

[AuntieDisco]

You are so gorgeous.

Oh, I have good hands, and I would love to play in your neutral zones, but I am not afraid to get into the dirty areas. Ride you into the corner, get my stick in there for a good poke check. But I really want to see if you'll pull your goalie...

Is this another hockey innuendo that I'm just not reading right?

 

[AuntieDisco]

You’re a good luck charm! Stay naked, baby

It's tough but someone's got to do it

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this another hockey innuendo that I'm just not reading right?

All hockey terms, yes. Filthy sport ...

 

[draconus_infernus]

Is this another hockey innuendo that I'm just not reading right?

So, in a previous professional life, I was the studio board operator for a pro hockey team, and one of my colleagues and I came up with a top three list of the inadvertently dirtiest things gs the play-by-play announcer said.

1. Poke check
2. Stick handling down the ice
3. He didn’t get enough wood on that

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this another hockey innuendo that I'm just not reading right?

Good hands: good at stick control
Neutral zones: the space between the blue lines
Get into the dirty areas: the places on the ice you are most likely to take an elbow or a hit, like the boards
Ride you into the corner: push into the corner with your body
Good poke check: to try to strike the puck in an opponents control by jabbing at it.
Pull the goalie: a (questionable) strategy of pulling out your goalie to add a sixth attacking player, but leaving the goal defenseless.

See? Innocent I am!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, in a previous professional life, I was the studio board operator for a pro hockey team, and one of my colleagues and I came up with a top three list of the inadvertently dirtiest things gs the play-by-play announcer said.

1. Poke check
2. Stick handling down the ice
3. He didn’t get enough wood on that

The only hockey term I want referenced when looking at my naked body, is whether or not you're up to pulling a hat trick tonight

 

[Azuldrgon]

The next post has nothing to do with sports.
But it is my 10,000th post!

Congrats!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

So, in a previous professional life, I was the studio board operator for a pro hockey team, and one of my colleagues and I came up with a top three list of the inadvertently dirtiest things gs the play-by-play announcer said.

1. Poke check
2. Stick handling down the ice
3. He didn’t get enough wood on that

Don't forget "he rimmed it back deep."

 

[draconus_infernus]

The only hockey term I want referenced when looking at my naked body, is whether or not you're up to pulling a hat trick tonight

I like the way you think. I have actually gotten the hat trick before.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The only hockey term I want referenced when looking at my naked body, is whether or not you're up to pulling a hat trick tonight

Not sure if I am up to a hat trick at my age, but I can easily spend all night in the sin bin...