Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I like the way you think. I have actually gotten the hat trick before.
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So, in a previous professional life, I was the studio board operator for a pro hockey team, and one of my colleagues and I came up with a top three list of the inadvertently dirtiest things gs the play-by-play announcer said.

1. Poke check
2. Stick handling down the ice
3. He didn’t get enough wood on that
We’ve made a drinking game out of my team’s commentator saying “dirty area” (in hockey parlance it’s the area in front of the goalie).
“He’s got to be stronger in the dirty area.”
“He won’t score unless he’s better in the dirty area.“
“He went straight for the dirty area.”
are typical statements.
 
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