Chaos... to be continued

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Esmerelda you never cease to…wait what?? People get slapped here. Hard enough to screw up someone’s wrist?!
*…….. *

Did you not see the festive sign?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's a long story involving exposing my hoohaa to a room full of people in robes. Knives were also involved, but I'm sure nobody is interested, so I won't bore you.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Knives ??!

Toto? We’re not in Kansas anymore…
*Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,…no, that’s not it…
*Candyman, Candyma….shit!! how do I get home again???

There was some medical RP going on. One massive bruise that I have no idea how it got there. The (legal) drugs were good!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Knives ??!

Toto? We’re not in Kansas anymore…
*Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,…no, that’s not it…
*Candyman, Candyma….shit!! how do I get home again???

"There is no spoon" while doing this

 

[NC_Coastal]

At least once a week I can't find this thread haha...

Good morning

J'agree. It's a moving target.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Random thought: I was going to change my AV to my initials Bambi Marie, but rethought it. Maybe I should just make it a pic of a  flaming pile of poo?

Fixed

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

at least make it start with the letter p

penetrating ?

 

[gga]

It's a long story involving exposing my hoohaa to a room full of people in robes. Knives were also involved, but I'm sure nobody is interested, so I won't bore you.

Yes, you've exposed me to a number of kinks and rituals.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Did you not see the festive sign?
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I had a Bambi flashback and thought that said "bend over your desk".

 

[crazychemgirl]

Finished my July book club book … it was so sad…
Downloaded 3 new horror books for the rest of July and then I tackle Vanity Fair for August book club … yeeks

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is this a euphemism?

I guess it could be huh?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

you at work now?

I AM
Too much time off makes it hard to get back into the groove

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

morning Nebs and much fun at work or wherever

Morning Anja!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I AM
Too much time off makes it hard to get back into the groove

Someone who has massive ones should be able to help.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I AM
Too much time off makes it hard to get back into the groove

Is this a euphemism?



Okay, I’m done.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Someone who has massive ones should be able to help.

Oh baby. I feel better already!

 

[Strixaluco]

My car is too small

(or stuff that should have been packed on Monday, wasn't)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is this a euphemism?



Okay, I’m done.

I thought the grooves would be "in"to her???

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Those are some watermelons! My back hurts just looking!

 

[Massive Grooves]

I thought the grooves would be "in"to her???

One can be into something without being in to it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

One can be into something without being in to it.

I always go fully in. Never half way. Or sometimes half way, but then back out, fully in, back out, fully in, you get the picture...

 

[jason28053]

Those are some watermelons! My back hurts just looking!

Melons ? Check the glasses

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

OUCH!

 

[gga]

Well now we know how the milk jug got filled.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

sorry?

No you're not
I really hope she had back braces underneath that overall though