Chaos... to be continued

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*confused face

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...marks-on-the-face-chaos.1562210/post-95486834

 

[gga]

Speaking as a woman who likes DP porn, I only saw DP.

So many entries in my notebook today.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So many entries in my notebook today.

We'll need to build up to that. My ass is virgin.

 

[gga]

We'll need to build up to that. My ass is virgin.

That was on page 1.

 

[Diosax]

Don't say that! I get wet.

Don't say that! You're gonna get the men and some of the women excited

 

[fletchx]

Don't say that! You're gonna get the men excited

Going to? That ship has already sailed, my friend.

 

[MsNatalie99]

We'll need to build up to that. My ass is virgin.

Never too much lube, breathe deeply, you can never be too relaxed.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't say that! You're gonna get the men excited

I thought that was the whole point of Lit? Whip everyone into a sexual frenzy?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Never too much lube, breathe deeply, you can never be too relaxed.

I tried sticking a very small vibrator in once. Logistics were awful. Broke it.

 

[Diosax]

not only them js

You're right! I didn't mean to be so hetonormative! I edited it

Going to? That ship has already sailed, my friend.

Don't blame me!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You're right! I didn't mean to be so hetonormative! I edited it

Don't blame me!

Oh, we're all blaming you! You can't say "good girl" without at least half the population getting hard or wet.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I tried sticking a very small vibrator in once. Logistics were awful. Broke it.

The ass or the vibrator o.o?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The ass or the vibrator o.o?

I've never broken my ass. Let's just say that the little bendy part that's supposed to go on the gspot got a LOT more bendy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just make sure whatever you stick in there has an end….
Don’t ask how I know.

 

[Diosax]

Oh, we're all blaming you! You can't say "good girl" without at least half the population getting hard or wet.

My bad my bad! Being called a good girl does nothing for me so

 

[fletchx]

You're right! I didn't mean to be so hetonormative! I edited it

Don't blame me!

Blame Diosa is the parasail flying behind the Already Turned On ship.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've never broken my ass. Let's just say that the little bendy part that's supposed to go on the gspot got a LOT more bendy.

I fractured my coccyx once.. do not recommend

 

[MsNatalie99]

I tried sticking a very small vibrator in once. Logistics were awful. Broke it.

My first time doing it. I used the water-based lubricant. I didn't think to take it out and fell asleep oh, so I had to go to the ER and get it taken out

 

[MsNatalie99]

I've never broken my ass. Let's just say that the little bendy part that's supposed to go on the gspot got a LOT more bendy.

I had my coccyx broke. Probably one of the more painful breaks I ever had

 

[Diosax]

Blame Diosa is the parasail flying behind the Already Turned On ship.

I didn't do nothing

 

[hotoldrguy]

I had my coccyx broke. Probably one of the more painful breaks I ever had

I have only bruised mine and that was painful enough. I cannot imagine the pain of breaking it.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

My first time doing it. I used the water-based lubricant. I didn't think to take it out and fell asleep oh, so I had to go to the ER and get it taken out

NTS: Remember to put a string around vibrators in case of emergency o.o

 

[gga]

NTS: Remember to put a string around vibrators in case of emergency o.o

String is breakable.

 

[MsNatalie99]

NTS: Remember to put a string around vibrators in case of emergency o.o

OMG... not the moral of the story. Use oil based lubricant liberally. The rear entry does not self lubricate, so don't leave nothing in there to dry, or it will vacuum seal. Most rear entry toys are designed to not completely submerge

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

String is breakable.

so are chains, we all gotta draw the line somewhere