Chaos... to be continued

[gga]

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154#:~:text=Yes.,two cylinders (corpora cavernosa).

And from that article...

A penis fracture often results in a penis that bulges and appears purple, looking somewhat like an eggplant.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And from that article...

A penis fracture often results in a penis that bulges and appears purple, looking somewhat like an eggplant.

ORIGIN Story!

 

[jason28053]

What can you do with a flattened penis… sung to the tune of drunken sailor

That should be it’s own thread

“Use it for Flippin banana pancakes”

 

[Strixaluco]

Good evening folks. I missed the train I wanted, and I'm freezing as I didn't expect us to be outside when it's less than 20C, but the food was excellent and discussions interesting!

But my damn phone is giving me problems...

 

[Cogan]

Can you actually break those o.o

If you are looking for a volunteer to find out, I’m running in the opposite direction.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

If you are looking for a volunteer to find out, I’m running in the opposite direction.

For science

 

[hotoldrguy]

For science

3,2,1

 

[Cogan]

Good evening folks. I missed the train I wanted, and I'm freezing as I didn't expect us to be outside when it's less than 20C, but the food was excellent and discussions interesting!

But my damn phone is giving me problems...

Good food and good company. The rest is forgotten tomorrow.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Looks like science sent the weiners running o.o

 

[Cogan]

For science

Well, if something goes totally wrong, I’d suggest you have two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tejp ready…

 

[Strixaluco]

Good food and good company. The rest is forgotten tomorrow.

My phone problems aren't... I need to have a phone I can rely on.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Looks like science sent the weiners running o.o

I actually had my cock sprained many years ago. It was painful for days.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, if something goes totally wrong, I’d suggest you have two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tejp ready…

OH THE SPLINTERS!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of broken cocks just reminds me of American Pie 2

 

[hotoldrguy]

did you expect Nat and/or me posting this

or this?

yes, yes I did!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

did you expect Nat and/or me posting this

or this?

so fucking sexist gify… where the FUCK are the women scientist gifs????

 

[jason28053]

Well, if something goes totally wrong, I’d suggest you have two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tejp ready…

Eat the popsicles first

 

[hotoldrguy]

so fucking sexist gify… where the FUCK are the women scientist gifs????

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh wait...she was the experiment...

 

[FranklyFrank]

Tonight's nightmare brought to you by...."smashed to smooshes"!

 

[gga]

I actually had my cock sprained many years ago. It was painful for days.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You're doing it wrong.

It was actually a cowgirl situation gone awry

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

It was actually a cowgirl situation gone awry

Is the cow okay?

 

[MsNatalie99]

For science

 

[gga]

It was actually a cowgirl situation gone awry

Oops. Next time put on your glasses until you're in.