PlanetaryNebula
Call me Nebs
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Get your clit pinched
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Get your clit pinched
Sad.... even the lobster can find it
When it’s lead to the source like it’s a vib, yesSad.... even the lobster can find it
Speaking of looking at dick pics…Looking at dick pics uninterrupted
LMFAO DIOSA!!!! He doesn’t like them distracting me . Something about being a squirrel
Lobster doesn’t have a choice. IF someone were to get them confusedWhen it’s lead to the source like it’s a vib, yes
I believe it's safe to say nebs got dickstractedSpeaking of looking at dick pics…
I’ll be right back. I left something cooking on the stove. Yeah. That’s it
That’s the ticket! Morgan FairchildSpeaking of looking at dick pics…
I’ll be right back. I left something cooking on the stove. Yeah. That’s it
You're home frying your bf's penis??? That's a little extreme, don't ya think???Speaking of looking at dick pics…
I’ll be right back. I left something cooking on the stove. Yeah. That’s it
Well he shouldn’t have crossed meYou're home frying your bf's penis??? That's a little extreme, don't ya think???
Well I guess it could be worst. You could have stuck it in the microwave.Well he shouldn’t have crossed me
The door wouldn’t close with him attached to itWell I guess it could be worst. You could have stuck it in the microwave.
No need to kink shameYou're home frying your bf's penis??? That's a little extreme, don't ya think???
That's true. You need to make a hole in the door window for that to work.The door wouldn’t close with him attached to it
Simple solutionThe door wouldn’t close with him attached to it
Call Lorena BobbittThat's true. You need to make a hole in the door window for that to work.
Won't hire an electrician.... but oh, now we need a proCall Lorena Bobbitt
You won’t need a hole in the doorCall Lorena Bobbitt
Right... ruin my fuckin microwave. PleaseYou won’t need a hole in the door
Please Stop callin me a kid. I know she cut her abusive POS husbands dick off and threw it out her passenger window. He did porn for a while too.You kids maybe too young to know about Lorena Bobbitt
How did he do porn without a dick???Please Stop callin me a kid. I know she cut her abusive POS husbands dick off and threw it out her passenger window. He did porn for a while too.
Everyone knows who she isYou kids maybe too young to know about Lorena Bobbitt
It was sewn back on!How did he do porn without a dick???