Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

How did he do porn without a dick???

Re attached

 

[MsNatalie99]

Everyone knows who she is

Right.... I can't see that being forgotten.

 

[JerseyJade]

It was sewn back on!

Re attached

And it still worked, huh?

 

[jason28053]

You kids is a term of affection

 

[MsNatalie99]

And it still worked, huh?

Well..... it was still small sooooooo

 

[jason28053]

And it still worked, huh?

Apparently

 

[MsNatalie99]

You kids is a term of affection

I know you meant no disrespect.

 

[Diosax]

Didn't he get a prosthetic penis and picked something way above average?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Didn't he get a prosthetic penis and picked something way above average?

I don't know. If the universe was balenced, he'd be getting beaten and fisted every day by some Big Show lookin MoFos

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, so let me see if have this right... a woman cuts off her husband's penis and throws it out a car window. So I'm guessing, someone found it and turned it over to the police to see if they can find the proper owner. Apparently they found the dude who got his penis cut off, gave it back to him and then the dude got it sewed back on. Then.. despite the fact that his penis is small, he decides to pursue a career in porn... with a small dick, no less.

Seriously?

 

[Diosax]

I don't know. If the universe was balenced, he'd be getting beaten and fisted every day by some Big Show lookin MoFos

He did get it reattached. But agree. He's a pos

 

[MsNatalie99]

Okay, so let me see if have this right... a woman cuts off her husband's penis and throws it out a car window. So I'm guessing, someone found it and turned it over to the police to see if they can find the proper owner. Apparently they found the dude who got his penis cut off, gave it back to him and then the dude got it sewed back on. Then.. despite the fact that his penis is small, he decides to pursue a career in porn... with a small dick, no less.

Seriously?

I mean google it. John Wayne Bobbit and Lorena Bobbit

 

[JerseyJade]

I mean google it. John Wayne Bobbit and Lorena Bobbit

Naa, that's okay. I don't really need to know.

 

[Diosax]

I mean google it. John Wayne Bobbit and Lorena Bobbit

There's also a documentary on amazon prime

 

[MsNatalie99]

There's also a documentary on amazon prime

I did a paper on the case my second year.
Got to see actual police photos.... Savage

 

[jason28053]

I mean google it. John Wayne Bobbit and Lorena Bobbit

John Wayne Bobtail after the incident

 

[Diosax]

I did a paper on the case my second year.
Got to see actual police photos.... Savage

It is crazy he did not get convicted.

 

[MsNatalie99]

John Wayne Bobtail after the incident

John Wayne KenDoll

 

[jason28053]

And with that I’ll say goodnight

 

[MsNatalie99]

It is crazy he did not get convicted.

Yeah..... WTF

 

[MsNatalie99]

And with that I’ll say goodnight

Goodnight Jason

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Call Lorena Bobbitt

For the record I am not frying up my bfs wiener on the stove or nuking it in the microwave. I was simply making an excuse to disappear and go look at dick pics. @JerseyJade dont get me going on that stuff!

 

[JerseyJade]

For the record I am not frying up my bfs wiener on the stove or nuking it in the microwave. I was simply making an excuse to disappear and go look at dick pics. @JerseyJade dont get me going on that stuff!

Just messin' with ya, Nebs.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How did he do porn without a dick???

Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener and when, he finally came to, he found that mr happy was missing.
That’s weird Al

 

[MsNatalie99]

For the record I am not frying up my bfs wiener on the stove or nuking it in the microwave. I was simply making an excuse to disappear and go look at dick pics. @JerseyJade dont get me going on that stuff!

Who cares if you are. I'm driving a switch truck, chatting on Lit, and watching a video of Robin suckin off Batman all at the same time. Murica